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Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.

 
RangerKeel

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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
Plus that on a holy day that is tightly Christianity based you get consumerism propaganda to the fullest instead of taking a moment to concentrate on the virtues of the religion - be not greedy, do not feed yourself like a pig, do not strive only for the material( getting presents ) etc. Nowadays celebration of XMas is in full confrontation with Christianity.
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
Plus that on a holy day that is tightly Christianity based you get consumerism propaganda to the fullest instead of taking a moment to concentrate on the virtues of the religion - be not greedy, do not feed yourself like a pig, do not strive only for the material( getting presents ) etc. Nowadays celebration of XMas is in full confrontation with Christianity.
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Exactly.
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
Actually Santa Represents a mushroom known as amanita muscaria.
Back in the day in Siberia shamans during the winter solstice would go and collect these mushrooms and bring them to families.
His suit is based on the dress attire that the shamans would wear.
Being that the area where this was done was heavily covered in snow the shamans would enter the houses through the opening at the top where the smoke from the fires came out. That is where we get him coming down the chimney.
The tree was a symbol of where the mushrooms grow.
The stockings along the chimney are symbolic of the people hanging the mushrooms up next to the fire to dry them out before eating.
The people would eat the mushrooms and have a spiritual experience.
So if you want a traditional Christmas remember to tripp boomers tomorrow.
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This is all 100% accurate.

You did, however, leave out the reindeer connection.

The poorer people would recycle what is in this mushroom... by drinking urine from someone who had imbibed.

The only other creature known to do this, specifically, concerning this mushroom... is the reindeer.

Hence the flying reindeer.

Factoid, people. Fact.
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
I think if more people at GLP were conversant with anthropology/history there would be a lot more accuracy in this forum.

It would become more substantial.
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
No Obama represents Satan
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
No Obama represents Satan
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Oh for fucks sakes.
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
i love glp

always make me chuckle.


its the gosh darn Devil
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
Satan is a counterfeit god, he wants to be like the most high meaning he will try to copy God but can never be equal to God. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sakes." The elves are demons working for satan, the workshop is Hell, and Christmas has nothing to do wit the birth if Jesus at all, its the complete opposite on so many levels. Its a pagan holiday and that's a whole other story.
Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
Satan is a counterfeit god, he wants to be like the most high meaning he will try to copy God but can never be equal to God. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sakes." The elves are demons working for satan, the workshop is Hell, and Christmas has nothing to do wit the birth if Jesus at all, its the complete opposite on so many levels. Its a pagan holiday and that's a whole other story.
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Exactly dude.
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12/24/2012 05:43 AM
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
You morons are deceiving your children into worshiping the devil. Poor kids verysad
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22060255


The sad thing is that you, as an adult, apparently believe in the same fairy story!

Santa....God.....it's all the same. Just made-up crap to keep the children/idiots in their place.
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
You morons are deceiving your children into worshiping the devil. Poor kids verysad
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The sad thing is that you, as an adult, apparently believe in the same fairy story!

Santa....God.....it's all the same. Just made-up crap to keep the children/idiots in their place.
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No dude.
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
One more factoid on the mushroom Amanita Muscaria.

For those not familiar, it is the substantial red mushroom with white flecks.

You know... the one you've seen in fairy tale pictures... often accompanied by elves...

Hence the Santa Clause suit.. and his elves.
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12/24/2012 06:31 AM
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OF COURSE!
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
One more on the amanita muscaria.

The idea of Santa coming down the chimney, bearing gifts for children....

The chimney does indeed refer to the smoke hole in dwellings from the particular area already mentioned...

but something more.

There is also a known, and working, analogy between the dwelling... and the body... the body as a dwelling for something more.

The amanita muscaria comes down the smoke hole (mouth) bearing gifts for children (those young at heart who are open to wonderment).

This last sentence. Do look carefully those who see Satan everywhere.... And remember the scripture about being as children to enter the Kingdom Of God.

That so much has been twisted, and appropriated by a fallen prince with the hyper-capitalism U.S. Santa Clause bit... should come as no surprise.

Again. Anthropology/history are your friends.
Allies in appropriating anything resembling, "truth."
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
You morons are deceiving your children into worshiping the devil. Poor kids verysad
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22060255


Do you think The One wants you calling others morons for 'their own good'. Reap what you sow brother.

Christmas is worshipped as a materialistic ritual. Kids are excited for christmas why? To be with family and eat good warm food in a warm house or is it because of the presents.

I was a kid once believe it or not. All I cared about was presents. Christmas without presents would have been tragic to my childhood mind.

The only thing I can think of to justify the nonsense is that Jesus being so gracious has taken his own birthday and made it a psuedo-birthday for everyone else who cares to celebrate it. After all, what would you get the Son for Christmas. He wants your spirit and you can give that all day everyday.

Santa (nta)-(tan) = Satan
Claus (u)/(w) = Claws
Satan Claws vs Santa Claus
The holiday is focused on materialism.
This is the period most babies are concieved (or prevented).
Occurs 3-4 days after the darkest day of the year (solstice)
6 days before the new year.
He wears red.
Red is a color of anger, green the color of money.
He leads an army of dwarfs with pointed ears.
Likes to enter homes where the fire burns yet lives where it's freezing cold all year round.
Claims he'll give coal but I've never seen this occur.

You can find a conspiracy anywhere you look if you want to see it that way.

Jesus is the reason for every season. Just remember that. :D
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
You morons are deceiving your children into worshiping the devil. Poor kids verysad
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Do you think The One wants you calling others morons for 'their own good'. Reap what you sow brother.

Christmas is worshipped as a materialistic ritual. Kids are excited for christmas why? To be with family and eat good warm food in a warm house or is it because of the presents.

I was a kid once believe it or not. All I cared about was presents. Christmas without presents would have been tragic to my childhood mind.

The only thing I can think of to justify the nonsense is that Jesus being so gracious has taken his own birthday and made it a psuedo-birthday for everyone else who cares to celebrate it. After all, what would you get the Son for Christmas. He wants your spirit and you can give that all day everyday.

Santa (nta)-(tan) = Satan
Claus (u)/(w) = Claws
Satan Claws vs Santa Claus
The holiday is focused on materialism.
This is the period most babies are concieved (or prevented).
Occurs 3-4 days after the darkest day of the year (solstice)
6 days before the new year.
He wears red.
Red is a color of anger, green the color of money.
He leads an army of dwarfs with pointed ears.
Likes to enter homes where the fire burns yet lives where it's freezing cold all year round.
Claims he'll give coal but I've never seen this occur.

You can find a conspiracy anywhere you look if you want to see it that way.

Jesus is the reason for every season. Just remember that. :D
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Well Done.
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12/24/2012 10:42 AM
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
I think you need to do your research on SAINT Nicholas to confirm the origins of "Santa".
 Quoting: ro


Saint Nicholas had elves?
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Satan has been known as NICK and NICHOLAS in certain parts of the world for hundreds of years.
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You morons are deceiving your children into worshiping the devil. Poor kids verysad
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22060255


Do you think The One wants you calling others morons for 'their own good'. Reap what you sow brother.

Christmas is worshipped as a materialistic ritual. Kids are excited for christmas why? To be with family and eat good warm food in a warm house or is it because of the presents.

I was a kid once believe it or not. All I cared about was presents. Christmas without presents would have been tragic to my childhood mind.

The only thing I can think of to justify the nonsense is that Jesus being so gracious has taken his own birthday and made it a psuedo-birthday for everyone else who cares to celebrate it. After all, what would you get the Son for Christmas. He wants your spirit and you can give that all day everyday.

Santa (nta)-(tan) = Satan
Claus (u)/(w) = Claws
Satan Claws vs Santa Claus
The holiday is focused on materialism.
This is the period most babies are concieved (or prevented).
Occurs 3-4 days after the darkest day of the year (solstice)
6 days before the new year.
He wears red.
Red is a color of anger, green the color of money.
He leads an army of dwarfs with pointed ears.
Likes to enter homes where the fire burns yet lives where it's freezing cold all year round.
Claims he'll give coal but I've never seen this occur.

You can find a conspiracy anywhere you look if you want to see it that way.

Jesus is the reason for every season. Just remember that. :D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30410569



^^^ THIS ^^^ kind of crap is why I have ZERO respect for Christians.

Celebrating birthdays is PAGAN. Look that up.

That means that your "savior" would NOT want you giving him ANYTHING for his "birthday."

You have allowed the most base of human desires -- greed and selfishness -- to overtake you, resulting in lame attempts at justification for receiving material goods.

You idiots!
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12/24/2012 10:50 AM
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
Telling your kids that there IS a Santa Claus is not lying. It's something else. There's no word for it yet -- I guess.

It's like when your wife asks if her outfit makes her look fat and you respond with, "No... you look delightful!"...

Same concept.
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
Plus that on a holy day that is tightly Christianity based you get consumerism propaganda to the fullest instead of taking a moment to concentrate on the virtues of the religion - be not greedy, do not feed yourself like a pig, do not strive only for the material( getting presents ) etc. Nowadays celebration of XMas is in full confrontation with Christianity.
 Quoting: RangerKeel


Christmas has 0% to do with Christianity, at all. If you are following the real Christianity, and not the fake (anti christ) one that is followed by billions, that is.

The consumerism matches the day perfectly. The only thing WRONG is to call this a "holy day". It is anything but holy.
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
I think you need to do your research on SAINT Nicholas to confirm the origins of "Santa".
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just because a story has an origin does not mean that its meaning cant be changed into complete worship of sin...which christmas is all about...MASS consumerism....Jersy shore wanna be bitch children giving there parents hell to buy them the same product they got them last year but its twice as expensive (because its a mini) "Ipod joke". Helping push the corporate world into the BLACK and out of the RED this is the time of year where they BANK on ALL THE CONSUMERS.

Sadly Obama made some great valid speeches about if we dont change our ways he will. Hem clearly ment the ugly sinful life of consumerism....EVERY CHRISTIAN OR BIBLE THUMPER IS FUCKED LIVING IN A CONSUMER CORPORATE WORLD.

Santa (satan) puts on his jolly old suit puts on a smile gets a lil buzzed cherried face going and thinks to himself MAN THESE PEOPLE CREATED THE PERFECT DISGUISE FOR ME!!!

MODERN DAY CHRISTMAS is a VERY sinful holiday and has been since consumerisim took affect on the world.

At one point it was a valid holiday (most likly not all holidays are created of greed or egotism)
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Re: Elves represent demons, Santa represnets Satan. So fucking obvious.
Actually Santa Represents a mushroom known as amanita muscaria.
Back in the day in Siberia shamans during the winter solstice would go and collect these mushrooms and bring them to families.
His suit is based on the dress attire that the shamans would wear.
Being that the area where this was done was heavily covered in snow the shamans would enter the houses through the opening at the top where the smoke from the fires came out. That is where we get him coming down the chimney.
The tree was a symbol of where the mushrooms grow.
The stockings along the chimney are symbolic of the people hanging the mushrooms up next to the fire to dry them out before eating.
The people would eat the mushrooms and have a spiritual experience.
So if you want a traditional Christmas remember to tripp boomers tomorrow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747832


Makes so much sense.
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 Quoting: ro


Oh, riiiiight. Like Pat Robertson's CBN is a serious source for news - or for anything anyone with even one brain cell working at less-than-half capacity would consider as Reality-based. CBN, like It's founder, Pat Robertson, is completely out-of-touch and beyond outlandish.
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You morons are deceiving your children into worshiping the devil. Poor kids verysad
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Plus when children are taught from an early age about pagan Easter Bunny and Santa, only to find out they are fake, how are they ever going to be able to believe in Jesus Christ as our Lord and Saviour from the Most High Alive God.
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I've always thought this.

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