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I Have Testes The Size Of Softballs And It Sucks

 
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I Have Testes The Size Of Softballs And It Sucks
Yeah you may think it's cool. But it's a real daily pain.
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I don't think it's cool I think it's gross. I don't know why anybody would want big balls. They are a weak spot so the bigger they are the more hassle and more weak you are but guys are always saying so and so has balls or big balls equating to bravery but it's not it's just a sperm factory and it's gross. They are ugly, hairy and nasty and nobody would exist without them.
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I tried to use them to my advantage. I thought I could make a name for myself in the adult film industry back in the early 80s. You know, get that niche loyal following. But unfortunately while I did get some work, i never made it big. i'd get paid no more than $50 a day and only acted in like C level adult films. I had a big handlebar mustache back then and went by the name Johnny Ballsure.
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I knew a kid in college that had a blood clot and one of his swelled up that big. By the time he got to the ER (for emergency removal) it swelled up to the size of a basketball!!!

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I knew a kid in college that had a blood clot and one of his swelled up that big. By the time he got to the ER (for emergency removal) it swelled up to the size of a basketball!!!

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holy shit! a basketball. he's got me beat!!! guess it's all relative
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Just before they removed it at the hospital!!! OUCH!!!!
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i hev boobz the cize of greipfruit but u cennot cee them
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Big Balls Rule. The only drawback is sometimes accidentally sitting on them. They make your bulge in your pants really big. Chicks love it. Buy some Fresh Balls and enjoy your huge, powerful balls.

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