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Can someone do a psychic reading on me please? Noone should be SAD today :(

 
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I just wanted to add that at anhedonic.

*going to bed*
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12/24/2012 06:40 AM
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Re: Can someone do a psychic reading on me please? Noone should be SAD today :(
The only way to not be sad is to be happy.

The ball is in your corner, you know.
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From asking for help......To attacking. All the answers are right there. lol
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From asking for help......To attacking. All the answers are right there. lol
 Quoting: Blue Skies


you see now ~ this is the beast at work. he even admitted it... careful reading the quote from him below, I concatenated his broken response so you can see what it says..it is a soul tap to feed off of fear. this is the negative polarity microbes working through someone controlled by the Beast.. it's really looney. You can neutralize the effect of the words with parenthesis conveniently enough..


You haters are idiots. I just put in (anger) at life, into here and from (anger) comes (FEAR) into this thread and am that (FEAR) put into ya'll..

I stricken (fear) in ya'll. It obviously pays to be a person just out for themselves and (hurt) whoever they want, to get ahead in life and that (SCARED) people in here! It is what it is. Somebody prove me wrong.
bbl
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read and take note of yet another Beast message... broken down for you in my response up above this post...
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read and take note of yet another Beast message... broken down for you in my response up above this post...
 Quoting: Perseus7


You're are the pot calling the kettle black. I'm just a mirror for you, in a way, mirroring your deepest shitty thoughts and feelings. You're are the pot calling the kettle black! That is why you are SO BITTER It's called 'synchronicity DULLARD! Sucks to be you.
LMAO
You're life is so MUCH WORSE AND DON'T FUCKHEAD. You are so bitter about all the shit that goes on~ a very confused retard amd psychic vampire.
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12/24/2012 07:26 AM
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*and I don't give a fuck about you and what your delusional thoughts are so STFU loser!
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read and take note of yet another Beast message... broken down for you in my response up above this post...
 Quoting: Perseus7


You're are the pot calling the kettle black. I'm just a mirror for you, in a way, mirroring your deepest shitty thoughts and feelings. You're are the pot calling the kettle black! That is why you are SO BITTER It's called 'synchronicity DULLARD! Sucks to be you.
LMAO
You're life is so MUCH WORSE AND DON'T FUCKHEAD. You are so bitter about all the shit that goes on~ a very confused retard amd psychic vampire.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2179644


Stop being bitter and learn to have some humility.

I gave you an avenue for change...if you go down this path you'll go deeper into conflict.

your choice..
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12/24/2012 07:29 AM
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It seems like everybody around me is happy and I'm absolutley miserable! I am about to give up someday and O.D. out of purely giving up on life. I'm getting so drunk tonight at some friends party I'm being talked into going to to keep myself from CRYING. Can some ANGEL that's intuitive tell me where to look for happiness, someone to love me? I have nobody. My ex dumped me for someone younger so he can CONTROL her. He was a CONTROL freak. I need a reading. I feel unstable. I'm not looking for sympathy, just some intuitive advice what to do. Hopefully someone that's clairvoyant or clairaudent or reads cards can give me advice.
 Quoting: Marianne 2179644


OP... things fall apart for a reason. Be glad it does, because it was not sustainable. Relationships fall apart if they are not based on true love, productive for all involved or able to prosper. You fall apart because you are not treating yourself with the love and respect you deserve. Trying to look for happiness OUT THERE, will never bring you true happiness. You need to start with yourself. You need to look at every area of your life, I feel you need to change your diet, you need to change your lifestyle. You need to put YOU first and really have a look at the wonderful YOU and what you deserve and never settle for less. I feel that you need to truly sit down and figure out where are you in all of this, do they walk all over you? If you're not happy, respect yourself, stand up for yourself, treat yourself with dignity, noone else in your life will do that for you either. Your a kind soul, but you keep on pouring that love OUT there... take back that energy and actively start to pour it on to YOU <3 Merry Chrismas, Malla
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12/24/2012 07:37 AM
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From asking for help......To attacking. All the answers are right there. lol
 Quoting: Blue Skies

I'm a very passionate person in both way.
The people that were nice to me I did NOT attack.
I was just saying how unfair things were in life. I think a lot of people would agree. I know a lot of jerks that that the best luck! I've been so nice in my twenties to people and my ex said because he was worried 'people mistaken niceness for kindness and I learned the hard way. It came out to be true'. Give an inch they take a mile and take advantage of you. All I'm asking for the NICE people to answer my question Where or what places and when will I find that special someone? Or I'm getting rid of my cat! I'm starting to believe superstition isn't always true.
Save a cat's life too. Not only my life. People that want me to kill myself have the DEVIL in them, OBVIOUSLY!
*I'm so tired* It's almost 8am.
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*people mistaken niceness for weakness
Sorry that was a typo
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12/24/2012 07:47 AM
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Re: Can someone do a psychic reading on me please? Noone should be SAD today :(
I haven't slept yet. Realize I won't grow old alone. I don't mean to scare anyone but I was being honest with what I said ealier about O.D.ing.

I couldn't sleep all night out of DEPRESSION and I'm on meds that don't help for shit. Sorry, I'm in a MISERABLE MOOD.

Please answer anybody or pray for me. :(
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12/24/2012 07:48 AM
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*Pray the right person comes along soon.
A psychic reading will help me feel better too. Please be honest on what I have to do to meet the person.
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*Pray the right person comes along soon.
A psychic reading will help me feel better too. Please be honest on what I have to do to meet the person.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2179644


Simple, be nice, and let go of the hate and despair that controls your mind. I broke down your message to show you how much you project this evil lurking in your microbial matrix. Get a grip on your thoughts and take control.

If you choose instead to embrace the hate and give into it then it is the Void mind only left for you.

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It seems like everybody around me is happy and I'm absolutley miserable! I am about to give up someday and O.D. out of purely giving up on life. I'm getting so drunk tonight at some friends party I'm being talked into going to to keep myself from CRYING. Can some ANGEL that's intuitive tell me where to look for happiness, someone to love me? I have nobody. My ex dumped me for someone younger so he can CONTROL her. He was a CONTROL freak. I need a reading. I feel unstable. I'm not looking for sympathy, just some intuitive advice what to do. Hopefully someone that's clairvoyant or clairaudent or reads cards can give me advice.
 Quoting: Marianne 2179644


I'm getting something.....I'm getting something.....

You are an insipid, self-pitying, needy doormat.
Pull yourself together and garner some self-respect. Stop asking for other's help and do something yourself.


The reading is over....
Blue Skies

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12/24/2012 11:44 AM
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From asking for help......To attacking. All the answers are right there. lol
 Quoting: Blue Skies

I'm a very passionate person in both way.
The people that were nice to me I did NOT attack.
I was just saying how unfair things were in life. I think a lot of people would agree. I know a lot of jerks that that the best luck! I've been so nice in my twenties to people and my ex said because he was worried 'people mistaken niceness for kindness and I learned the hard way. It came out to be true'. Give an inch they take a mile and take advantage of you. All I'm asking for the NICE people to answer my question Where or what places and when will I find that special someone? Or I'm getting rid of my cat! I'm starting to believe superstition isn't always true.
Save a cat's life too. Not only my life. People that want me to kill myself have the DEVIL in them, OBVIOUSLY!
*I'm so tired* It's almost 8am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2179644

You're female.....For some strange reason I thought you where male.
You are projecting your emotions onto people. If you want to attract love and kindness. You need to show that to others.
:kitten on fence:
MHz

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12/24/2012 12:11 PM
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I feel so bad. I'm about to give away a stray black cat I took in that was declawed when I found her(because I'm too depressed to care for her. I know they will put her down. I also took her in because of that superstion black cats bring GOOD LUCK with LOVE. She hasn't done jack fucking squat for me since I took her in in the spring. My fucking ugly ass room mate that looks like a trucker with saggy tits has love with a hot chick, younger chick too! That happened right after I took in the cat and he was single for a year!rant That tell you something! I keep saying WTF?! I'm HOT for my age, have fake firm tits, tiny waist, toned legs, nice butt and people tell me I'm beautiful and very pretty and look VERY YOUNG. HELLLOOOOO? WTF?
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Forgetting that the cat is black how is abandoning it when you are it's only hope for survival showing that you can care for others who are in a worse position than you are? That is your ticket to feeling good about yourself (give to others with no expectation of a reward), if you think that can only be done through a relationship with a man then turn MILF and get a string of young men to fill that void in your life. Just sayin ....

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I feel so bad. I'm about to give away a stray black cat I took in that was declawed when I found her(because I'm too depressed to care for her. I know they will put her down. I also took her in because of that superstion black cats bring GOOD LUCK with LOVE. She hasn't done jack fucking squat for me since I took her in in the spring. My fucking ugly ass room mate that looks like a trucker with saggy tits has love with a hot chick, younger chick too! That happened right after I took in the cat and he was single for a year!rant That tell you something! I keep saying WTF?! I'm HOT for my age, have fake firm tits, tiny waist, toned legs, nice butt and people tell me I'm beautiful and very pretty and look VERY YOUNG. HELLLOOOOO? WTF?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2179644


Forgetting that the cat is black how is abandoning it when you are it's only hope for survival showing that you can care for others who are in a worse position than you are? That is your ticket to feeling good about yourself (give to others with no expectation of a reward), if you think that can only be done through a relationship with a man then turn MILF and get a string of young men to fill that void in your life. Just sayin ....
 Quoting: MHz

I don't know anyone that would take care of it. My room mate is allergic and I have to keep it in my bedroom and outside, and constantly use this ANTI-DANDER solution, costs thirty dollars a bottle! I DO NOT HAVE ONE KID. Who's is a friggin MILF? I want to be married not fck around with a string of players. What's with your rotten attitude. Do you want me to kill myself?! You're EVIL!
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rotten attitude?
(stupid typo)
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12/24/2012 02:32 PM
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From asking for help......To attacking. All the answers are right there. lol
 Quoting: Blue Skies

I'm a very passionate person in both way.
The people that were nice to me I did NOT attack.
I was just saying how unfair things were in life. I think a lot of people would agree. I know a lot of jerks that that the best luck! I've been so nice in my twenties to people and my ex said because he was worried 'people mistaken niceness for kindness and I learned the hard way. It came out to be true'. Give an inch they take a mile and take advantage of you. All I'm asking for the NICE people to answer my question Where or what places and when will I find that special someone? Or I'm getting rid of my cat! I'm starting to believe superstition isn't always true.
Save a cat's life too. Not only my life. People that want me to kill myself have the DEVIL in them, OBVIOUSLY!
*I'm so tired* It's almost 8am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2179644

You're female.....For some strange reason I thought you where male.
You are projecting your emotions onto people. If you want to attract love and kindness. You need to show that to others.
 Quoting: Blue Skies


I do but in this forum most(not all) people are rotten trolls. I just dish it back to them.
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It seems like everybody around me is happy and I'm absolutley miserable! I am about to give up someday and O.D. out of purely giving up on life. I'm getting so drunk tonight at some friends party I'm being talked into going to to keep myself from CRYING. Can some ANGEL that's intuitive tell me where to look for happiness, someone to love me? I have nobody. My ex dumped me for someone younger so he can CONTROL her. He was a CONTROL freak. I need a reading. I feel unstable. I'm not looking for sympathy, just some intuitive advice what to do. Hopefully someone that's clairvoyant or clairaudent or reads cards can give me advice.
 Quoting: Marianne 2179644


I'm getting something.....I'm getting something.....

You are an insipid, self-pitying, needy doormat.
Pull yourself together and garner some self-respect. Stop asking for other's help and do something yourself.


The reading is over....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30766333


That was nothing but a psychological projection from you!
Now fck off and die.
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12/25/2012 05:28 PM
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read and take note of yet another Beast message... broken down for you in my response up above this post...
 Quoting: Perseus7


You're are the pot calling the kettle black. I'm just a mirror for you, in a way, mirroring your deepest shitty thoughts and feelings. You're are the pot calling the kettle black! That is why you are SO BITTER It's called 'synchronicity DULLARD! Sucks to be you.
LMAO
You're life is so MUCH WORSE AND DON'T FUCKHEAD. You are so bitter about all the shit that goes on~ a very confused retard amd psychic vampire.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2179644


Stop being bitter and learn to have some humility.


 Quoting: mysterynomore

Take your own advice.
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*YOU take your own advice.
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12/25/2012 05:54 PM
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Re: Can someone do a psychic reading on me please? Noone should be SAD today :(
first, i'm not psychic

i do have a good sense of how to talk to people in pain.

so tell me about the person you want in your life?

if you need to be angry at me, go ahead, but tell me about the kind of person you wish for anyway.
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12/28/2012 10:49 PM
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go.
talk to the guy with glasses who'll be looking just as uncomfortable as you at being at a festive do.
Hes got a good heart, but dont wear him down telling him everything all at once.have fun.Forget your ex btw he sounds like a dick anyways.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30731340

Nope, no guy there with glasses.
Also, every one there was someone I have known for a long time.

Any other 'psychics' wanna try?
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12/28/2012 10:52 PM
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You don't know him and he's not someone you would normally talk too. You will feel something when you spot him though. Talking will be hard at first but the key is to get him laughing and then it takes off.
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I knew everyone there, very well.

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