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My naughty and nice list for the service industry. Listen up you young f*ckers. I'm only sayin' this once!

 
Kris Kringle
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My naughty and nice list for the service industry. Listen up you young f*ckers. I'm only sayin' this once!
On my nice list this year: All of the staff at Costco who say "Merry Christmas". The Libtard sense of political correctness who insist on saying "Happy Holidays" is an insult to the season. Costco staff all say Merry Christmas, unlike WalMart who say "Happy Holidays".

On my naughty list is young people who don't deserve shit for saying "No problem" when someone says "Thank You". You are damn right it is not a problem. You are in the service industry and you are being paid to serve. Is it a problem? No? Fuck off then and say "You're welcome" you contrite spoiled fucks!

Merry fucking Christmas.
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On my nice list this year: All of the staff at Costco who say "Merry Christmas". The Libtard sense of political correctness who insist on saying "Happy Holidays" is an insult to the season. Costco staff all say Merry Christmas, unlike WalMart who say "Happy Holidays".

On my naughty list is young people who don't deserve shit for saying "No problem" when someone says "Thank You". You are damn right it is not a problem. You are in the service industry and you are being paid to serve. Is it a problem? No? Fuck off then and say "You're welcome" you contrite spoiled fucks!

Merry fucking Christmas.
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And to those young people who refuse to conclude a transaction by saying a simple 'Thank you' to the paying customer -- may you live long, very long lives
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The King has spoken. Long live the Kingtard.
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On my nice list this year: All of the staff at Costco who say "Merry Christmas". The Libtard sense of political correctness who insist on saying "Happy Holidays" is an insult to the season. Costco staff all say Merry Christmas, unlike WalMart who say "Happy Holidays".

On my naughty list is young people who don't deserve shit for saying "No problem" when someone says "Thank You". You are damn right it is not a problem. You are in the service industry and you are being paid to serve. Is it a problem? No? Fuck off then and say "You're welcome" you contrite spoiled fucks!

Merry fucking Christmas.
 Quoting: Kris Kringle 30250492


Nicely said OP.

May I add, those fucks who preface gratitude or apology with; "I'd like to".
I'd like to apologize, I'd like to express my gratitude...
Then do it, don't just say you'd like to do it!
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The King has spoken. Long live the Kingtard.
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The only king on Earth was the son of God. We celebrate his birth tomorrow.
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I work in the service industry and I say whatever the fuck I want to say! If I want to say Merry Christmas then I'll say it. If I want to say Happy Holidays because the dude I'm helping is wearing a dishdasha, well guess what? I'm saying Happy Holdays. And by the sound of your post, you sound like a prick. How about you should just be happy that you can even go out and spend fiat currency on your loved ones. The world doesn't around your ego, have a merry fucking christmas douche bag.
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OH AND YOUR WELCOME
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I work in the service industry and I say whatever the fuck I want to say! If I want to say Merry Christmas then I'll say it. If I want to say Happy Holidays because the dude I'm helping is wearing a dishdasha, well guess what? I'm saying Happy Holdays. And by the sound of your post, you sound like a prick. How about you should just be happy that you can even go out and spend fiat currency on your loved ones. The world doesn't around your ego, have a merry fucking christmas douche bag.
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That chip on your shoulder caused you to miss the point entirely

How about you read the OP again
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OH AND YOUR WELCOME
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* You're = you are
your = possession

lol
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I work in the service industry and I say whatever the fuck I want to say! If I want to say Merry Christmas then I'll say it. If I want to say Happy Holidays because the dude I'm helping is wearing a dishdasha, well guess what? I'm saying Happy Holdays. And by the sound of your post, you sound like a prick. How about you should just be happy that you can even go out and spend fiat currency on your loved ones. The world doesn't around your ego, have a merry fucking christmas douche bag.
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You are the reason I wrote the post. You are a self-entitled prick and should be fired. There are too many of you out there and make a mockery of politeness.
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OH AND YOUR WELCOME
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* You're = you are
your = possession

lol
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You're...eat a dick!
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OH AND YOUR WELCOME
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* You're = you are
your = possession

lol
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You're...eat a dick!
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Merry Christmas to you too, Junior.
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I work in the service industry and I say whatever the fuck I want to say! If I want to say Merry Christmas then I'll say it. If I want to say Happy Holidays because the dude I'm helping is wearing a dishdasha, well guess what? I'm saying Happy Holdays. And by the sound of your post, you sound like a prick. How about you should just be happy that you can even go out and spend fiat currency on your loved ones. The world doesn't around your ego, have a merry fucking christmas douche bag.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9511424


You are the reason I wrote the post. You are a self-entitled prick and should be fired. There are too many of you out there and make a mockery of politeness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30250492


I am polite and courteous to my customers because our business depends on it. Just like bootcamp, there is always 10% that fuck up. And you sir are part of the 10% that has fucked up. People in the service industry don't owe you shit. Until you figure that out you are going to have a life full of conflict because your brain is fucking incapable of actually thinking about the person that is helping you. Lower your expectations. You are shopping at Wal-Mart for fucks sake. I love customers like you. Eat a dick.
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*****CAUTION*****

BELOW POSTER IS A BABY RAPIST
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I work in the service industry and I say whatever the fuck I want to say! If I want to say Merry Christmas then I'll say it. If I want to say Happy Holidays because the dude I'm helping is wearing a dishdasha, well guess what? I'm saying Happy Holdays. And by the sound of your post, you sound like a prick. How about you should just be happy that you can even go out and spend fiat currency on your loved ones. The world doesn't around your ego, have a merry fucking christmas douche bag.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9511424


You are the reason I wrote the post. You are a self-entitled prick and should be fired. There are too many of you out there and make a mockery of politeness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30250492





Sadly true. Someone forgot to inform them of the meaning of 'service', causing them to believe they are doing the world a favour and taking money under false pretences while waiting to (a) win the lottery (b) win Pop Idol/X Factor/Dancing with the Stars ... whatever their particular unobtainable dream of the moment might be

And doubt 9511424's actual cause of rage has been lost on anyone who's visited this thread, i.e., rage and jealousy against those he/she considers more fortunate than him/her self as illustrated in his/her impotent fury against those able to spend 'fiat currency' on their loved ones

Guess 9511424 believes you need his/her permission and blessing to do so (?)

The capper is 9511424's comment about 'ego', lol. Although to be fair, if anyone's in a position to know about ego, it must surely be 9511424
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*****CAUTION*****

BELOW POSTER IS A BABY RAPIST
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Like you could hold it together day in and day out in a service job. You are pathetic and we can all see the dark side of your mind.

You are one of those fucks that says "No problem" when someone thanks you. You are the problem. You need to be fired.
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you got it right OP, and eat sh*t you little punk ass AC, I hope you say something outa line to the right person face to face..if you got even one little ball hanging bewteen your punk legs
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I work in the service industry and I say whatever the fuck I want to say! If I want to say Merry Christmas then I'll say it. If I want to say Happy Holidays because the dude I'm helping is wearing a dishdasha, well guess what? I'm saying Happy Holdays. And by the sound of your post, you sound like a prick. How about you should just be happy that you can even go out and spend fiat currency on your loved ones. The world doesn't around your ego, have a merry fucking christmas douche bag.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9511424


Who's the douchebag? You's the DOUCHEBAG!
Eu não me importo se isso machuca,
Eu quero ter o controle,
Eu quero um corpo perfeito,
Eu quero uma alma perfeita.
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Happy Holidays OP.
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I'm not a punk or PC. I never say "Merry Christmas."

That's because Christmas is PAGAN, which unfortunately most "christians" don't realize.
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The no problem one is a bit of a stretch. Often times if I help someone and they say thank you, I say no problem. Granted it's not in the service industry, just friends/neighbors/relatives. Must be an old curmudgeon.
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On my nice list this year: All of the staff at Costco who say "Merry Christmas". The Libtard sense of political correctness who insist on saying "Happy Holidays" is an insult to the season. Costco staff all say Merry Christmas, unlike WalMart who say "Happy Holidays".

On my naughty list is young people who don't deserve shit for saying "No problem" when someone says "Thank You". You are damn right it is not a problem. You are in the service industry and you are being paid to serve. Is it a problem? No? Fuck off then and say "You're welcome" you contrite spoiled fucks!

Merry fucking Christmas.
 Quoting: Kris Kringle 30250492




I have worked in the service industry in the past and I know your type you fucking fuck wit. I tell you, its people like you that the countless people who work in the service industry would love to have the opportunity to jump the counter and punch you between the eyeballs, and then kick you in the bollox, you arrogant fuckwit, I know I would love to.

Now have the shittiest christmas ever, Dickhead!
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OH AND YOUR WELCOME
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NO PROBLEM!
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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On my nice list this year: All of the staff at Costco who say "Merry Christmas". The Libtard sense of political correctness who insist on saying "Happy Holidays" is an insult to the season. Costco staff all say Merry Christmas, unlike WalMart who say "Happy Holidays".

On my naughty list is young people who don't deserve shit for saying "No problem" when someone says "Thank You". You are damn right it is not a problem. You are in the service industry and you are being paid to serve. Is it a problem? No? Fuck off then and say "You're welcome" you contrite spoiled fucks!

Merry fucking Christmas.
 Quoting: Kris Kringle 30250492




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I have worked in the service industry in the past and I know your type you fucking fuck wit. I tell you, its people like you that the countless people who work in the service industry would love to have the opportunity to jump the counter and punch you between the eyeballs, and then kick you in the bollox, you arrogant fuckwit, I know I would love to.

Now have the shittiest christmas ever, Dickhead!
 Quoting: joncon


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Oh, I suspect we all know why you'd 'love to'

It's because you're on THAT side of the counter

and those you envy are on the MONEY side -- the side which pays you when all along you don't believe you should 'have' to work for a crust


Why make your impotent rage so obvious? Why not instead accept what you are, who you are and most importantly while your employer is PAYING you to treat his customers with respect ... why not remember WHERE you are. That's right -- you're at work

You needed the work, remember?

You got on your belly and begged for the job

You promised to do as your employer instructed you

You were desperate for that job and tipped your hat and dotted your 'i's at the interview ... remember ?

That's right. You did

But - if you don't want your job, walk away now. If you're not prepared to maintain your employer's hard-won good-will by providing service with a smile -- GO. Because there are fifty people prepared to jump into your shoes immediately

Then, unemployed and no longer in receipt of your employer's money which he in turn receives from the customers HE and YOU both so desperately need ... then you can wander around the streets snarling like a little bitch

and take your chances when you threaten to punch people 'between the eyeballs'

and you will have ALL day, ALL week, ALL year, unemployed

in which to collect your teeth from the sidewalk
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OH AND YOUR WELCOME
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NO PROBLEM!
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Have a nice day.
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Lets rollout the red carpet for your next visit to the convenience store, lets have a welcoming party for your highness! When you are leaving we will be happy to get down on bended knees and kiss your asshole.

Have a nice day, thank you for visiting, please comeback again (asshole)!
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On my nice list this year: All of the staff at Costco who say "Merry Christmas". The Libtard sense of political correctness who insist on saying "Happy Holidays" is an insult to the season. Costco staff all say Merry Christmas, unlike WalMart who say "Happy Holidays".

On my naughty list is young people who don't deserve shit for saying "No problem" when someone says "Thank You". You are damn right it is not a problem. You are in the service industry and you are being paid to serve. Is it a problem? No? Fuck off then and say "You're welcome" you contrite spoiled fucks!

Merry fucking Christmas.
 Quoting: Kris Kringle 30250492




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I have worked in the service industry in the past and I know your type you fucking fuck wit. I tell you, its people like you that the countless people who work in the service industry would love to have the opportunity to jump the counter and punch you between the eyeballs, and then kick you in the bollox, you arrogant fuckwit, I know I would love to.

Now have the shittiest christmas ever, Dickhead!
 Quoting: joncon


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Oh, I suspect we all know why you'd 'love to'

It's because you're on THAT side of the counter

and those you envy are on the MONEY side -- the side which pays you when all along you don't believe you should 'have' to work for a crust


Why make your impotent rage so obvious? Why not instead accept what you are, who you are and most importantly while your employer is PAYING you to treat his customers with respect ... why not remember WHERE you are. That's right -- you're at work

You needed the work, remember?

You got on your belly and begged for the job

You promised to do as your employer instructed you

You were desperate for that job and tipped your hat and dotted your 'i's at the interview ... remember ?

That's right. You did

But - if you don't want your job, walk away now. If you're not prepared to maintain your employer's hard-won good-will by providing service with a smile -- GO. Because there are fifty people prepared to jump into your shoes immediately

Then, unemployed and no longer in receipt of your employer's money which he in turn receives from the customers HE and YOU both so desperately need ... then you can wander around the streets snarling like a little bitch

and take your chances when you threaten to punch people 'between the eyeballs'

and you will have ALL day, ALL week, ALL year, unemployed

in which to collect your teeth from the sidewalk
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What are you on about you clown? I think you are talking through your big round anus, pal!
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And stay off my lawn you damn kids!
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Lets rollout the red carpet for your next visit to the convenience store, lets have a welcoming party for your highness! When you are leaving we will be happy to get down on bended knees and kiss your asshole.

Have a nice day, thank you for visiting, please comeback again (asshole)!
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Ok sweetness

Let's see you take a copy of your posts to your employer


No?

No. Of course not. You don't want to LOSE that job upon which you depend. It was so hard to get, wasn't it? And so hard to keep. But without it, you couldn't even afford broadband and would be even more spastic with impotent rage than you are now

So here's some advice. For free

If you're working in the service industry, you're where you belong

If you could sell yourself into a higher position or higher pay, you would have done so

You hate your job because you don't believe it's 'good enough' for you

Well, yes, it's more than you deserve

It's the position which is 'too good' for you, obviously

And as people, like water, sink to the lowest level, the odds are high that you won't even have your despised service job for much longer. Where will you be then? Nowhere. And it's mere inches from you

Clients, customers don't need to care about your infantile angst

The service industry is ALL ABOUT THE CUSTOMER'S SATISFACTION AND HAPPINESS

not about you

Get it?

It's NOT about you. None of it. You're just the drone behind the desk, paid to bow and scrape to the customer

When you're the customer, it's all about you

When you're on the service end of the transaction, NONE of it is about you

Glad I've helped you put it in perspective
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Lets rollout the red carpet for your next visit to the convenience store, lets have a welcoming party for your highness! When you are leaving we will be happy to get down on bended knees and kiss your asshole.

Have a nice day, thank you for visiting, please comeback again (asshole)!
 Quoting: joncon





Ok sweetness

Let's see you take a copy of your posts to your employer


No?

No. Of course not. You don't want to LOSE that job upon which you depend. It was so hard to get, wasn't it? And so hard to keep. But without it, you couldn't even afford broadband and would be even more spastic with impotent rage than you are now

So here's some advice. For free

If you're working in the service industry, you're where you belong

If you could sell yourself into a higher position or higher pay, you would have done so

You hate your job because you don't believe it's 'good enough' for you

Well, yes, it's more than you deserve

It's the position which is 'too good' for you, obviously

And as people, like water, sink to the lowest level, the odds are high that you won't even have your despised service job for much longer. Where will you be then? Nowhere. And it's mere inches from you

Clients, customers don't need to care about your infantile angst

The service industry is ALL ABOUT THE CUSTOMER'S SATISFACTION AND HAPPINESS

not about you

Get it?

It's NOT about you. None of it. You're just the drone behind the desk, paid to bow and scrape to the customer

When you're the customer, it's all about you

When you're on the service end of the transaction, NONE of it is about you

Glad I've helped you put it in perspective
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30773802



Go fuck yourself you retard, and stop making presumptions!

I went up the food chain to higher management from entry level position, I quickly learned that the service industry is run by arrogant jobsworths and decided it was not for me, I now follow my goals and ambitions, I am self employed with my own business, you ignorant twat.

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