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Happy birthday Jesus

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2012 12:57 PM
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Happy birthday Jesus
Lets not forget to wish Jesus a happy birthday!

OOOOOPS!
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12/24/2012 01:50 PM
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Come correct or get OWNED! YESHUA IS GOD!ohyeahverycoolangel3
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12/24/2012 01:56 PM
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Re: Happy birthday Jesus
Jesus doesn't really have a bday

He's one of the original souls or constructs
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12/24/2012 02:09 PM
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Re: Happy birthday Jesus
Jesus was not born in December, he was born September on the Hebrew holiday around the 29th , 4BC. Christmas is a pagan holiday. Why is Santa Clause mentioned more that Jesus, because Jesus is not pagan worship, Santa is. Read up Just like the true sabbath s Saturday not Sunday, Sunday means one,Monday means two and so on, what day is seven r seventh day ====Saturday is the seventh day.
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12/24/2012 02:11 PM
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Come correct or get OWNED! YESHUA IS GOD!ohyeahverycoolangel3
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My god has a sense of humour, does yours?
Gigolo Jesus
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12/24/2012 02:16 PM

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Re: Happy birthday Jesus
Thank you.
"A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right." ~Thomas Paine
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12/24/2012 02:20 PM
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He/She is not a god, but Creator, name of the son is not Jesus, but Yehoshua, birthday not on december 25-th, but sometime in fall..
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12/24/2012 02:25 PM
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Come correct or get OWNED! YESHUA IS GOD!ohyeahverycoolangel3
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 Quoting: OOOOOPS! 29553012



MY GOD (BELIAL) has a sense of humour, does yours?
 Quoting: joncon


Of course He does! He's laughing RIGHT NOW at The FALLEN...BIG TIME!ohyeahverycool
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12/24/2012 02:29 PM
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Re: Happy birthday Jesus
Happy Bday YESHUA
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12/24/2012 02:35 PM
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Christmas is the great whore of Babylon's birthday and people are doing the celebration of their make believe "J" guy messiah . Your celebrating the whore and her daughters on December 25th.

Yehshua is the real messiah born in the fall late September/early October
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12/24/2012 02:50 PM
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Re: Happy birthday Jesus
It's not Jesus' birthday. But you're a Christian, so I wouldn't expect as much knowledge to penetrate your thick skull. By all means, tell your kids the lies you were told, we need a new generation of racist, sexist homophobes who don't even understand their own religion, but sure love to fucking broadcast their bullshit message.

I really wish people would wake the Fuck up from the oppressive nature of religion. Do you wish other dead people happy birthday? No. Humans and their stupid ass traditions. You're all just as brilliant as the people as the idiots who came before you, not as brutal, but far more ignorant.

Don't forget it's the spaghetti monster's birthday too!
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It's not Jesus' birthday. But you're a Christian, so I wouldn't expect as much knowledge to penetrate your thick skull. By all means, tell your kids the lies you were told, we need a new generation of racist, sexist homophobes who don't even understand their own religion, but sure love to fucking broadcast their bullshit message.

I really wish people would wake the Fuck up from the oppressive nature of religion. Do you wish other dead people happy birthday? No. Humans and their stupid ass traditions. You're all just as brilliant as the people as the idiots who came before you, not as brutal, but far more ignorant.

Don't forget it's the spaghetti monster's birthday too!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7250465



Oh for fuck sake,

Dear god almighty, I ask you to give me patience and strength to cope with the stupid dumb ass fuckers you have out on this earth to test me. Please give me the strength not to go insame with their bullshite nonsense.
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12/25/2012 07:23 AM
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Re: Happy birthday Jesus
birthday

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12/25/2012 07:40 AM
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12/25/2012 07:42 AM
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Re: Happy birthday Jesus
Jesus was born in march... flock was outside!
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12/25/2012 07:42 AM
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birthday

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30828166


that is hilarious

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