The State of Ohio has issured a CHILD KIDNAPPING ALERT

Cleveland Fox News has reported:

Massillon police say the pair were found in Canton, Ohio, and are not injured.

For a second there I thought they would have been taken to deerfield for some satanic sacrifices or something.

6:05 - 6:15 Brilliant flashes in the sky. No sound.
There were 3 flashes between 6:05 and 6:15 pm EST in Cleveland area.

The flashes lit up the entire sky and the street like daytime. Absolutely no sound. I actually thought that someone had dropped a nuclear bomb far enough away to light up the night, but not make any noise.

This was NOT lightening. This was not a meteor. I saw a You Tube of recent meteor landing and the flash from that was localized. This illuminated the entire sky and the earth brighter than daylight.

I had absolutely no desire to go to the window to investigate because I knew it was the weirdest thing I'd seen and figured going near a window was dangerous.


My son said he was just ready to head directly for the basement.


Here's the REALLY weird part.


Five minutes after the first flash they issued an AMBER ALERT ON THE LOCAL TV STATIONS.

Very sketchy details. Amber alert cancelled around an hour later.

Of course the Amber Alert coincided just too closely with these flashes.
You turn on the T.V. and hear that scary warning sound thinking "this is the big one," and then there's a scroller about an abducted mother and son that turns out to be nothing.

Are the assailants white?

Are the assailants white?

Thankfully, that did not happen and the mother and child are not injured.

So you post this. Indicating that the bullshit Amber Alert is cancelled and the bullshit storm is over.....



AND THEN....



You post the Amber Alert all over again AS IF you had no idea that the Amber Alert has been cancelled and was a complete load of crap to begin with....





Why would you do that?

My cell started going off like a siren for this. It has never done it before, nor ever has an amber alert been sent to my phone.

They're gonna eat that baby....

I have Sprint and I just got my first Amber Alert sent to my phone last week.

17 months and 25 pounds, that's a big boy. My sons twice as old and weighs 26 pounds.