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What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?

 
Barbie Chaos
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What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
you go make him a sandwich, duh.
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12/24/2012 07:04 PM
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Make him a brick sammich
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12/24/2012 07:06 PM
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Y U postin? and not making dat sandwich?
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Go make him a sandwich.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, and set yourself free.
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Catch the blue train...somewhere down that crazy river.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You make him a sandwich then go down on him while he's eating it.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
trade for an oil change?
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12/24/2012 07:07 PM
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
CHULA DEEP DOWN WE AS GUYS ARE PENDEJOS BUT DEEP DOWN WE LOVE YOU AND DONT WANT TO LOSE YOU.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Shoot him in the Face that's what!
Gone bezerkin...
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12/24/2012 07:08 PM
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Get a ring first. Lesli, I'm surprised at your comment.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
CHULA DEEP DOWN WE AS GUYS ARE PENDEJOS BUT DEEP DOWN WE LOVE YOU AND DONT WANT TO LOSE YOU.
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Jeez dude, why don't you just cut your dick off..
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
He forgot to become root first

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
CHULA DEEP DOWN WE AS GUYS ARE PENDEJOS BUT DEEP DOWN WE LOVE YOU AND DONT WANT TO LOSE YOU.
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Jeez dude, why don't you just cut your dick off..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24782026


WHY WOULD IF I CUT MY DICK OFF?IF USE IT TO FUCK YOUR MOM.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Why do you need to ask others what to do? Make your own choice.
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12/24/2012 07:11 PM
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Extra bacon please

and please CUT THE GODDAMN CRUST OFF NEXT TIME.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You make him a sandwich then go down on him while he's eating it.
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lol
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, and set yourself free.
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what?
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
next time... try to anticipate when the insipid diatribe will become unbearable, and have a pre-made sammich ready to go...
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12/24/2012 07:14 PM
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, and set yourself free.
 Quoting: Madame X


what?
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Get out while the gettings good, otherwise those that demand service will in time become tyrants.

Been there, done that.

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Was it a command? Or did he ask nicely? That would make all the difference in the world.

You can't let anyone walk all over you. Don't drop your standards for anyone.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Why is this even a question? You go make him his sammich....and some pie while you're at it.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, and set yourself free.
 Quoting: Madame X


Concur,
He is very self-absorbed and the relationship will only worsen. The object, the sandwich, is meaningless. The point was he dose not care what she thinks, feels, nor has to contribute.
Very disrespectful and saddening.
Why are humans so mean to each-other? Can we evolve as-opposed to devolve now?

Last Edited by TastyThoughts on 12/24/2012 07:21 PM
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
He must be Puerto Rican to be such an asshole like that. Tell him to go back to his motherland in Mexico.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Lots of funny replies, but seriously, I'd address the immediate issue which was the devaluing of what you were trying to say to him. Maybe reply with something like, "I thought what I was saying was important. It seems like you don't. That hurts me deeply." Then be silent and see what he says next.
We become like that to which we are devoted. Choose wisely.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You say: I feel disrespected when you interrupt me, especially when I am sharing somerhing imortant to me. I feel doubly disrespected when you interrupt me by comnanding me to do somerhing. I am your partner not your servant.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


A really good guy NEEDS a woman for food, sex, and nurturing. Generally it's much better to do the feminine thing and provide food, sex, and cleanliness, while he works his ass off keeping you in house and home. This pattern works for a lifetime. The others don't.

NEVER withhold sex over an argument, or it will get completely out of hand.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You make him a sandwich then go down on him while he's eating it.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Generally how it works around the country is... if he's rich, you go make him a sandwich cause all you care bout is how much money he's got anyway.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
CHULA DEEP DOWN WE AS GUYS ARE PENDEJOS BUT DEEP DOWN WE LOVE YOU AND DONT WANT TO LOSE YOU.
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i know :)
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Why do you need to ask others what to do? Make your own choice.
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I don't like to take hard decisions
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