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Barbie Chaos Offer Upgrade User ID: 29540059 Puerto Rico 12/24/2012 07:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time? I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19824705 United States 12/24/2012 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? you go make him a sandwich, duh.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30792711 Australia 12/24/2012 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? Make him a brick sammich
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20634900 Canada 12/24/2012 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? Y U postin? and not making dat sandwich?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24782026 United States 12/24/2012 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? Go make him a sandwich.
Madame X User ID: 24537691 Canada 12/24/2012 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, and set yourself free. "The wise man's home is the universe." ~ Democrites Catch the blue train...somewhere down that crazy river.

Leslie Zevo Commander and Beef User ID: 17090286 United States 12/24/2012 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? You make him a sandwich then go down on him while he's eating it. I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30407302 United States 12/24/2012 07:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? trade for an oil change?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27665747 United States 12/24/2012 07:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? CHULA DEEP DOWN WE AS GUYS ARE PENDEJOS BUT DEEP DOWN WE LOVE YOU AND DONT WANT TO LOSE YOU.
Menosgada User ID: 10333988 Germany 12/24/2012 07:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? Shoot him in the Face that's what! The heavens declare the glory of the bomb. And the firmament showeth His handiwork. His sound is gone out unto all lands. And his light unto the ends of the world. Glory be to the bomb and the Holy Fallout - As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be; world without end. Amen.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19490298 United States 12/24/2012 07:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? Get a ring first. Lesli, I'm surprised at your comment.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 24782026 United States 12/24/2012 07:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? CHULA DEEP DOWN WE AS GUYS ARE PENDEJOS BUT DEEP DOWN WE LOVE YOU AND DONT WANT TO LOSE YOU. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27665747 Jeez dude, why don't you just cut your dick off..
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1339701 United States 12/24/2012 07:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? He forgot to become root first [link to xkcd.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27665747 United States 12/24/2012 07:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? CHULA DEEP DOWN WE AS GUYS ARE PENDEJOS BUT DEEP DOWN WE LOVE YOU AND DONT WANT TO LOSE YOU. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27665747 Jeez dude, why don't you just cut your dick off.. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24782026 WHY WOULD IF I CUT MY DICK OFF?IF USE IT TO FUCK YOUR MOM.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29941383 United States 12/24/2012 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? Why do you need to ask others what to do? Make your own choice.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20634900 Canada 12/24/2012 07:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? Extra bacon please and please CUT THE GODDAMN CRUST OFF NEXT TIME.

Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 29540059 Puerto Rico 12/24/2012 07:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? You make him a sandwich then go down on him while he's eating it. Quoting: Leslie Zevo lol I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)]
Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 29540059 Puerto Rico 12/24/2012 07:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, and set yourself free. Quoting: Madame X what? I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16837293 Canada 12/24/2012 07:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? next time... try to anticipate when the insipid diatribe will become unbearable, and have a pre-made sammich ready to go...
Madame X User ID: 24537691 Canada 12/24/2012 07:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, and set yourself free. Quoting: Madame X what? Quoting: Barbie Chaos [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] 50 ways to leave your lover. Get out while the gettings good, otherwise those that demand service will in time become tyrants. Been there, done that. "The wise man's home is the universe." ~ Democrites Catch the blue train...somewhere down that crazy river.
Hardamber User ID: 28251240 United States 12/24/2012 07:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? Was it a command? Or did he ask nicely? That would make all the difference in the world. You can't let anyone walk all over you. Don't drop your standards for anyone.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 30108220 United States 12/24/2012 07:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? Why is this even a question? You go make him his sammich....and some pie while you're at it.
TastyThoughts User ID: 1308649 United States 12/24/2012 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, and set yourself free. Quoting: Madame X Concur, He is very self-absorbed and the relationship will only worsen. The object, the sandwich, is meaningless. The point was he dose not care what she thinks, feels, nor has to contribute. Very disrespectful and saddening. Why are humans so mean to each-other? Can we evolve as-opposed to devolve now? Last Edited by TastyThoughts on 12/24/2012 07:21 PM
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22996012 United States 12/24/2012 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? He must be Puerto Rican to be such an asshole like that. Tell him to go back to his motherland in Mexico.
Life and Love Live life fully! User ID: 26735250 United States 12/24/2012 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time? Quoting: Barbie Chaos Lots of funny replies, but seriously, I'd address the immediate issue which was the devaluing of what you were trying to say to him. Maybe reply with something like, "I thought what I was saying was important. It seems like you don't. That hurts me deeply." Then be silent and see what he says next. The test of character is how you're willing to treat someone when you are absolutely certain that you are right.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30800063 Canada 12/24/2012 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? You say: I feel disrespected when you interrupt me, especially when I am sharing somerhing imortant to me. I feel doubly disrespected when you interrupt me by comnanding me to do somerhing. I am your partner not your servant.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30600881 United States 12/24/2012 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time? Quoting: Barbie Chaos A really good guy NEEDS a woman for food, sex, and nurturing. Generally it's much better to do the feminine thing and provide food, sex, and cleanliness, while he works his ass off keeping you in house and home. This pattern works for a lifetime. The others don't. NEVER withhold sex over an argument, or it will get completely out of hand.
Dapurps hakuna matata User ID: 30803443 Canada 12/24/2012 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? You make him a sandwich then go down on him while he's eating it. Quoting: Leslie Zevo "What you perceive to be becomes your reality." dapurps
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28017433 United States 12/24/2012 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? Generally how it works around the country is... if he's rich, you go make him a sandwich cause all you care bout is how much money he's got anyway.
Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 27209272 Puerto Rico 12/24/2012 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? CHULA DEEP DOWN WE AS GUYS ARE PENDEJOS BUT DEEP DOWN WE LOVE YOU AND DONT WANT TO LOSE YOU. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27665747 i know :) I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)]
Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 27209272 Puerto Rico 12/24/2012 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? Why do you need to ask others what to do? Make your own choice. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29941383 I don't like to take hard decisions I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)]
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