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What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?

 
Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Instead of being all sneaky about it and trying to get advice from people on the internet, why don't you TALK to him? He can't read your mind, tell him how you feel, and make sure he's paying attention. We tend to drift away when we feel as if we're approached in a negative tone, at least I've caught myself doing the same thing.

Just be straight with him. Damn.
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exactly

women are sneaky dumb creatures, their only purpose is being fucked by men, nothing else
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Die.
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I'm just impressed you've got a computer in your kitchen
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LOL ... I am in my bedroom ...
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Picture of sandwich please
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OMG you gave me a great idea.... The next time i will just show him a picture of a sandwich !
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
...make him a sandwich? but he has to say the magic word.

everyone knows the magic word.

"NOW!"
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No LOL... but he he says Pleaaaaaseeee and kneels and everything then i would do it.
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12/24/2012 07:57 PM
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
stupidest post all week.

get a sense of humor.

or you just deserve him.
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12/24/2012 07:58 PM
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
make the sandwich,duh.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Ask about the preferred ingredients, whether to toast the bread or not, etc, and go make it.
banana2
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nah... too much work.
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Why is this even a question? You go make him his sammich....and some pie while you're at it.
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I only do that when i feel like doing that.
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Doesn't sound like a good relationship. A healthy relationship requires sacrifices on both ends.
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yes but he is just my boyfriend
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


wash your hands and make the MAN HIS SANDWICH
 Quoting: biscuits and gravy


not with that attitude !
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12/24/2012 08:00 PM
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Wait till he wants to talk to you about something important and ask him the same thing
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Why is this even a question? You go make him his sammich....and some pie while you're at it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30108220


I only do that when i feel like doing that.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Doesn't sound like a good relationship. A healthy relationship requires sacrifices on both ends.
 Quoting: Dapurps


yes but he is just my boyfriend
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


After a long 10hour day in Construction i'd be pissed if my gf refused to make me a meal. Good thing i pick out the good girls that i don't even have to ask.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Make him a samich and bring back a bj while you are there?


just guessing.
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I don't think sex and food are a good combination.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


A really good guy NEEDS a woman for food, sex, and nurturing. Generally it's much better to do the feminine thing and provide food, sex, and cleanliness, while he works his ass off keeping you in house and home. This pattern works for a lifetime. The others don't.

NEVER withhold sex over an argument, or it will get completely out of hand.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30600881


I understand.... but we are not married and we do not live in the same house lol and if we get married I will have a job too .... I don't want to be a housewife ... at least not for now.... i want to be a scientist.
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I wish you all the best with this dream! I have had a wonderful and satisfying career as engineer/scientist. Go for it!!
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Thank you :) , I am studying Industrial Biotechnology
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You can never go wrong when bacon is involved, unless he's a Muslim of course.
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12/24/2012 08:02 PM
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Why do you need to ask others what to do? Make your own choice.
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I don't like to take hard decisions
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Then I am afraid you will allow yourself to be victimized for the rest of your life.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
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A really good guy NEEDS a woman for food, sex, and nurturing. Generally it's much better to do the feminine thing and provide food, sex, and cleanliness, while he works his ass off keeping you in house and home. This pattern works for a lifetime. The others don't.

NEVER withhold sex over an argument, or it will get completely out of hand.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30600881


I understand.... but we are not married and we do not live in the same house lol and if we get married I will have a job too .... I don't want to be a housewife ... at least not for now.... i want to be a scientist.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


I wish you all the best with this dream! I have had a wonderful and satisfying career as engineer/scientist. Go for it!!
 Quoting: Life and Love


Thank you :) , I am studying Industrial Biotechnology
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I taught electrical engineering at two universities years ago... they didn't even have Industrial Biotechnology then! Sounds fascinating!
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
go in the other room and strip , put on only a thong and come back out...
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Sounds like you need to put your foot down now. You are are supposed to be his girlfriend, not his slave. If you allow him to boss you around now, then there is no hope for you too in the future. Unless of course you like being treated like a slave. In that case, you lose the right to ever complain about it.

If you weren't busy and he asked nicely, then go ahead and make the sandwich. He of course should be changing the oil in your car and doing other manly things to hold up his end of the bargain.

Either he respects you or he doesn't. Sounds like he doesn't.
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Well... you have opened my eyes a bit more ... you're right i do my part and he does his part (but manners first).... i never thought about it that way.
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stupidest post all week.

get a sense of humor.

or you just deserve him.
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I have a huge sense of humor .... that's why i am posting this
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I silently make it but the next time he wants sex you take your dildo out when he is doing you and ram it in his ass.

He wont ask you for a sandwich anymore ;)
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Sounds like you need to put your foot down now. You are are supposed to be his girlfriend, not his slave. If you allow him to boss you around now, then there is no hope for you too in the future. Unless of course you like being treated like a slave. In that case, you lose the right to ever complain about it.

If you weren't busy and he asked nicely, then go ahead and make the sandwich. He of course should be changing the oil in your car and doing other manly things to hold up his end of the bargain.

Either he respects you or he doesn't. Sounds like he doesn't.
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


Well... you have opened my eyes a bit more ... you're right i do my part and he does his part (but manners first).... i never thought about it that way.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


A thought just occurred to me: In 40 years of marriage, I cannot remember ever saying to my wife, "Go make me a sandwich."
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


You remind him to say "please" and then go make him a sandwich with love. Be certain to tell him that when you do things for him it's because you love him, not because it's what he expects you to do.
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I only do that when i feel like doing that.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Doesn't sound like a good relationship. A healthy relationship requires sacrifices on both ends.
 Quoting: Dapurps


yes but he is just my boyfriend
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


After a long 10hour day in Construction i'd be pissed if my gf refused to make me a meal. Good thing i pick out the good girls that i don't even have to ask.
 Quoting: Dapurps


Yah, but he is not a construction worker LOL he is a student like me.
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Wait till he wants to talk to you about something important and ask him the same thing
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL !!!!!!
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You can never go wrong when bacon is involved, unless he's a Muslim of course.
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LOL
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Doesn't sound like a good relationship. A healthy relationship requires sacrifices on both ends.
 Quoting: Dapurps


yes but he is just my boyfriend
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


After a long 10hour day in Construction i'd be pissed if my gf refused to make me a meal. Good thing i pick out the good girls that i don't even have to ask.
 Quoting: Dapurps


Yah, but he is not a construction worker LOL he is a student like me.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Well in that case just fetch him a beer and some Mr.Noodles
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Is this a trick question?

Make the sandwich!

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
be sure that he has properly acknowledged you, recognized your worth as his equal, and realized that you are much more than his slave and sex kitten.

then go make the damned sandwich.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Why do you need to ask others what to do? Make your own choice.
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I don't like to take hard decisions
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Then I am afraid you will allow yourself to be victimized for the rest of your life.
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NO, I can always come to GLP for counseling.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Be humble and go make him a sandwich!

The worst thing that can happen to a person is pride - God is pleased with humility!

Btw (respectfully) quit living in sin - quit sleeping out of wedlock and get married!

Surrender fully to Jesus Christ!
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