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What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ? | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 30718241  United States12/24/2012 08:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Make him a samich and bring back a bj while you are there? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30718241 just guessing. I don't think sex and food are a good combination. You might be giving yourself way too much credit there, I would think the sandwich would be gone before the zipper was down. But then if you cant make a sandwich, most likely not very good with zippers either, so could be there all night anyway doing nothing. |
Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 13212703  Puerto Rico12/24/2012 08:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Barbie Chaos I understand.... but we are not married and we do not live in the same house lol and if we get married I will have a job too .... I don't want to be a housewife ... at least not for now.... i want to be a scientist. I wish you all the best with this dream! I have had a wonderful and satisfying career as engineer/scientist. Go for it!! Thank you :) , I am studying Industrial Biotechnology I taught electrical engineering at two universities years ago... they didn't even have Industrial Biotechnology then! Sounds fascinating! Yeah they don't have it in many universities. It is very interesting.. I can't believe all of the things i've learned. I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)] |
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| Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 13212703 Puerto Rico12/24/2012 08:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I silently make it but the next time he wants sex you take your dildo out when he is doing you and ram it in his ass. Quoting: Saratonin He wont ask you for a sandwich anymore ;) That is the funniest thing I have ever read in all of my life hahahahahahahahahaa !!! I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)] |
| Razorbackkid User ID: 30229695 United States12/24/2012 08:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 13212703 Puerto Rico12/24/2012 08:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After a long 10hour day in Construction i'd be pissed if my gf refused to make me a meal. Good thing i pick out the good girls that i don't even have to ask. Yah, but he is not a construction worker LOL he is a student like me. Well in that case just fetch him a beer and some Mr.Noodles ramen I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)] |
| Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 13212703 Puerto Rico12/24/2012 08:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time? Quoting: Barbie Chaos You remind him to say "please" and then go make him a sandwich with love. Be certain to tell him that when you do things for him it's because you love him, not because it's what he expects you to do. be sure that he has properly acknowledged you, recognized your worth as his equal, and realized that you are much more than his slave and sex kitten. Quoting: david 16910407 then go make the damned sandwich. ok I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)] |
| Dapurps hakuna matata User ID: 30803443  Canada12/24/2012 08:19 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 26204342  Australia12/24/2012 08:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time? Quoting: Barbie Chaos Tell him to use some manners and or make the damn sandwich himself. I would have told him to shove it up his ass. |
| Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 13212703 Puerto Rico12/24/2012 08:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time? Quoting: Barbie Chaos Be humble and go make him a sandwich! The worst thing that can happen to a person is pride - God is pleased with humility! Btw (respectfully) quit living in sin - quit sleeping out of wedlock and get married! Surrender fully to Jesus Christ! I think i am too young for marriage. I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)] |
| Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 13212703 Puerto Rico12/24/2012 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Make him a samich and bring back a bj while you are there? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30718241 just guessing. I don't think sex and food are a good combination. You might be giving yourself way too much credit there, I would think the sandwich would be gone before the zipper was down. But then if you cant make a sandwich, most likely not very good with zippers either, so could be there all night anyway doing nothing. FYI, I am very good in both of those things. I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)] |
| Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 13212703 Puerto Rico12/24/2012 08:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bow politely....say.."Yes Master" and go fix him the best sandwich ever. Quoting: Razorbackkid Really....a McRib sandwich would do you justice if you believe in the creation theory. HA! I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)] |
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| Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 13212703 Puerto Rico12/24/2012 08:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I silently make it but the next time he wants sex you take your dildo out when he is doing you and ram it in his ass. Quoting: Saratonin He wont ask you for a sandwich anymore ;) Then enjoy the beer bottle rammed up your ass and super glued shut. that's horrible I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)] |
| Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 13212703 Puerto Rico12/24/2012 08:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time? Quoting: Barbie Chaos Tell him to use some manners and or make the damn sandwich himself. I would have told him to shove it up his ass. lol I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)] |
Chip Forum Moderator User ID: 18591269 United States12/24/2012 08:27 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sammich and a bj....Damn! It don't get better than that. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 30795247 12/24/2012 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time? Quoting: Barbie Chaos Be humble and go make him a sandwich! The worst thing that can happen to a person is pride - God is pleased with humility! Btw (respectfully) quit living in sin - quit sleeping out of wedlock and get married! Surrender fully to Jesus Christ! I think i am too young for marriage. You'd make a good woman. Don't marry to late and don't have too many boyfriends. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 20634900 Canada12/24/2012 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Instead of being all sneaky about it and trying to get advice from people on the internet, why don't you TALK to him? He can't read your mind, tell him how you feel, and make sure he's paying attention. We tend to drift away when we feel as if we're approached in a negative tone, at least I've caught myself doing the same thing. Quoting: Se7en Just be straight with him. Damn. exactly women are sneaky dumb creatures, their only purpose is being fucked by men, nothing else Die. Point proven. |
| Dapurps hakuna matata User ID: 30803443 Canada12/24/2012 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I silently make it but the next time he wants sex you take your dildo out when he is doing you and ram it in his ass. Quoting: Saratonin He wont ask you for a sandwich anymore ;) Then enjoy the beer bottle rammed up your ass and super glued shut. that's horrible Good "What you perceive to be becomes your reality."  dapurps |
| jdb User ID: 2426721 United States12/24/2012 08:28 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time? Quoting: Barbie Chaos Be humble and go make him a sandwich! The worst thing that can happen to a person is pride - God is pleased with humility! Btw (respectfully) quit living in sin - quit sleeping out of wedlock and get married! Surrender fully to Jesus Christ! I think i am too young for marriage. No doubt...but regardless of age, the time to surrender to Jesus Christ now! God Is! We're not! Let's knock off all the nonsense! |
| Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 13212703 Puerto Rico12/24/2012 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time? Quoting: Barbie Chaos Be humble and go make him a sandwich! The worst thing that can happen to a person is pride - God is pleased with humility! Btw (respectfully) quit living in sin - quit sleeping out of wedlock and get married! Surrender fully to Jesus Christ! I think i am too young for marriage. You'd make a good woman. Don't marry to late and don't have too many boyfriends. thank you, i would. I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)] |
| Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 13212703 Puerto Rico12/24/2012 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Instead of being all sneaky about it and trying to get advice from people on the internet, why don't you TALK to him? He can't read your mind, tell him how you feel, and make sure he's paying attention. We tend to drift away when we feel as if we're approached in a negative tone, at least I've caught myself doing the same thing. Quoting: Se7en Just be straight with him. Damn. exactly women are sneaky dumb creatures, their only purpose is being fucked by men, nothing else Die. Point proven. ??? I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)] |
| Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 13212703 Puerto Rico12/24/2012 08:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time? Quoting: Barbie Chaos Be humble and go make him a sandwich! The worst thing that can happen to a person is pride - God is pleased with humility! Btw (respectfully) quit living in sin - quit sleeping out of wedlock and get married! Surrender fully to Jesus Christ! I think i am too young for marriage. No doubt...but regardless of age, the time to surrender to Jesus Christ now! so, should i get married? I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)] |
| MHz User ID: 25505891 Canada12/24/2012 08:43 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You could do what angry fast food workers do or invite two of your bigger friends over and have them sit on each side of him till he learns to get up and make his own while asking you if you need something from the kitchen since he is going that way anyway. Last Edited by MHz on 12/24/2012 08:43 PM |
| MHz User ID: 25505891 Canada12/24/2012 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Se7en Divine Master of the Unknown User ID: 25703371 United States12/24/2012 08:45 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Instead of being all sneaky about it and trying to get advice from people on the internet, why don't you TALK to him? He can't read your mind, tell him how you feel, and make sure he's paying attention. We tend to drift away when we feel as if we're approached in a negative tone, at least I've caught myself doing the same thing. Quoting: Se7en Just be straight with him. Damn. He knows ... but i'm sure that he was just trying to annoy me. Honestly, If you haven't had this discussion with him, he doesn't. He can't read your mind. A machine shouldn't speak for man, so shut the fuck up you mindless drone. - Immortal Technique |
| jdb User ID: 2426721 United States12/24/2012 08:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: jdb Be humble and go make him a sandwich! The worst thing that can happen to a person is pride - God is pleased with humility! Btw (respectfully) quit living in sin - quit sleeping out of wedlock and get married! Surrender fully to Jesus Christ! I think i am too young for marriage. No doubt...but regardless of age, the time to surrender to Jesus Christ now! so, should i get married? the fact that you're already acting/living like your married...might as well repent and move into holiness! You won't find blessing living in sin! God Is! We're not! Let's knock off all the nonsense! |
| Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States12/24/2012 08:50 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would ask him what he wanted it. That's what I would do. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen. |
| Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 13212703 Puerto Rico12/24/2012 08:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | .... Last Edited by Barbara P. Strigoi on 12/24/2012 08:52 PM I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)] |
| Barbie Chaos (OP) User ID: 13212703 Puerto Rico12/24/2012 08:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You could do what angry fast food workers do or invite two of your bigger friends over and have them sit on each side of him till he learns to get up and make his own while asking you if you need something from the kitchen since he is going that way anyway. Quoting: MHz what do angry fast food workers do ? I am just a lost misunderstood person... [link to www.facebook.com (secure)] |
