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What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?

 
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Make him a samich and bring back a bj while you are there?


just guessing.
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I don't think sex and food are a good combination.
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You might be giving yourself way too much credit there, I would think the sandwich would be gone before the zipper was down.

But then if you cant make a sandwich, most likely not very good with zippers either, so could be there all night anyway doing nothing.
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I understand.... but we are not married and we do not live in the same house lol and if we get married I will have a job too .... I don't want to be a housewife ... at least not for now.... i want to be a scientist.
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I wish you all the best with this dream! I have had a wonderful and satisfying career as engineer/scientist. Go for it!!
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Thank you :) , I am studying Industrial Biotechnology
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I taught electrical engineering at two universities years ago... they didn't even have Industrial Biotechnology then! Sounds fascinating!
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Yeah they don't have it in many universities. It is very interesting.. I can't believe all of the things i've learned.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
go in the other room and strip , put on only a thong and come back out...
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i would do that
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I silently make it but the next time he wants sex you take your dildo out when he is doing you and ram it in his ass.

He wont ask you for a sandwich anymore ;)
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That is the funniest thing I have ever read in all of my life hahahahahahahahahaa !!!
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Bow politely....say.."Yes Master" and go fix him the best sandwich ever.

Really....a McRib sandwich would do you justice if you believe in the creation theory.
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yes but he is just my boyfriend
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After a long 10hour day in Construction i'd be pissed if my gf refused to make me a meal. Good thing i pick out the good girls that i don't even have to ask.
 Quoting: Dapurps


Yah, but he is not a construction worker LOL he is a student like me.
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Well in that case just fetch him a beer and some Mr.Noodles
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


You remind him to say "please" and then go make him a sandwich with love. Be certain to tell him that when you do things for him it's because you love him, not because it's what he expects you to do.
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be sure that he has properly acknowledged you, recognized your worth as his equal, and realized that you are much more than his slave and sex kitten.

then go make the damned sandwich.
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I silently make it but the next time he wants sex you take your dildo out when he is doing you and ram it in his ass.

He wont ask you for a sandwich anymore ;)
 Quoting: Saratonin


Then enjoy the beer bottle rammed up your ass and super glued shut.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
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Tell him to use some manners and or make the damn sandwich himself. I would have told him to shove it up his ass.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Be humble and go make him a sandwich!

The worst thing that can happen to a person is pride - God is pleased with humility!

Btw (respectfully) quit living in sin - quit sleeping out of wedlock and get married!

Surrender fully to Jesus Christ!
 Quoting: jdb


I think i am too young for marriage.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Make him a samich and bring back a bj while you are there?


just guessing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30718241


I don't think sex and food are a good combination.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


You might be giving yourself way too much credit there, I would think the sandwich would be gone before the zipper was down.

But then if you cant make a sandwich, most likely not very good with zippers either, so could be there all night anyway doing nothing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30718241


FYI, I am very good in both of those things.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Bow politely....say.."Yes Master" and go fix him the best sandwich ever.

Really....a McRib sandwich would do you justice if you believe in the creation theory.
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HA!
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I silently make it but the next time he wants sex you take your dildo out when he is doing you and ram it in his ass.

He wont ask you for a sandwich anymore ;)
 Quoting: Saratonin


Then enjoy the beer bottle rammed up your ass and super glued shut.
 Quoting: Dapurps


that's horrible
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Tell him to use some manners and or make the damn sandwich himself. I would have told him to shove it up his ass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26204342


lol
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You make him a sandwich then go down on him while he's eating it.
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Sammich and a bj....Damn! It don't get better than that.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Be humble and go make him a sandwich!

The worst thing that can happen to a person is pride - God is pleased with humility!

Btw (respectfully) quit living in sin - quit sleeping out of wedlock and get married!

Surrender fully to Jesus Christ!
 Quoting: jdb


I think i am too young for marriage.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


You'd make a good woman. Don't marry to late and don't have too many boyfriends.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Instead of being all sneaky about it and trying to get advice from people on the internet, why don't you TALK to him? He can't read your mind, tell him how you feel, and make sure he's paying attention. We tend to drift away when we feel as if we're approached in a negative tone, at least I've caught myself doing the same thing.

Just be straight with him. Damn.
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exactly

women are sneaky dumb creatures, their only purpose is being fucked by men, nothing else
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Die.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Point proven.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I silently make it but the next time he wants sex you take your dildo out when he is doing you and ram it in his ass.

He wont ask you for a sandwich anymore ;)
 Quoting: Saratonin


Then enjoy the beer bottle rammed up your ass and super glued shut.
 Quoting: Dapurps


that's horrible
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Good
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Be humble and go make him a sandwich!

The worst thing that can happen to a person is pride - God is pleased with humility!

Btw (respectfully) quit living in sin - quit sleeping out of wedlock and get married!

Surrender fully to Jesus Christ!
 Quoting: jdb


I think i am too young for marriage.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


No doubt...but regardless of age, the time to surrender to Jesus Christ now!
God Is! We're not! Let's knock off all the nonsense!
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Be humble and go make him a sandwich!

The worst thing that can happen to a person is pride - God is pleased with humility!

Btw (respectfully) quit living in sin - quit sleeping out of wedlock and get married!

Surrender fully to Jesus Christ!
 Quoting: jdb


I think i am too young for marriage.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


You'd make a good woman. Don't marry to late and don't have too many boyfriends.
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thank you, i would.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Instead of being all sneaky about it and trying to get advice from people on the internet, why don't you TALK to him? He can't read your mind, tell him how you feel, and make sure he's paying attention. We tend to drift away when we feel as if we're approached in a negative tone, at least I've caught myself doing the same thing.

Just be straight with him. Damn.
 Quoting: Se7en


exactly

women are sneaky dumb creatures, their only purpose is being fucked by men, nothing else
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30767776


Die.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Point proven.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20634900


???
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Be humble and go make him a sandwich!

The worst thing that can happen to a person is pride - God is pleased with humility!

Btw (respectfully) quit living in sin - quit sleeping out of wedlock and get married!

Surrender fully to Jesus Christ!
 Quoting: jdb


I think i am too young for marriage.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


No doubt...but regardless of age, the time to surrender to Jesus Christ now!
 Quoting: jdb


so, should i get married?
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You could do what angry fast food workers do or invite two of your bigger friends over and have them sit on each side of him till he learns to get up and make his own while asking you if you need something from the kitchen since he is going that way anyway.

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
so, should i get married?
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Wait till he does things for himself, better to marry a man than a (forever)boy.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Instead of being all sneaky about it and trying to get advice from people on the internet, why don't you TALK to him? He can't read your mind, tell him how you feel, and make sure he's paying attention. We tend to drift away when we feel as if we're approached in a negative tone, at least I've caught myself doing the same thing.

Just be straight with him. Damn.
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He knows ... but i'm sure that he was just trying to annoy me.
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Honestly, If you haven't had this discussion with him, he doesn't. He can't read your mind.
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Be humble and go make him a sandwich!

The worst thing that can happen to a person is pride - God is pleased with humility!

Btw (respectfully) quit living in sin - quit sleeping out of wedlock and get married!

Surrender fully to Jesus Christ!
 Quoting: jdb


I think i am too young for marriage.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


No doubt...but regardless of age, the time to surrender to Jesus Christ now!
 Quoting: jdb


so, should i get married?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


the fact that you're already acting/living like your married...might as well repent and move into holiness! You won't find blessing living in sin!
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I would ask him what he wanted it.

That's what I would do.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You could do what angry fast food workers do or invite two of your bigger friends over and have them sit on each side of him till he learns to get up and make his own while asking you if you need something from the kitchen since he is going that way anyway.
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what do angry fast food workers do ?
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