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What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?

 
Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
so, should i get married?
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Wait till he does things for himself, better to marry a man than a (forever)boy.
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yah
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Instead of being all sneaky about it and trying to get advice from people on the internet, why don't you TALK to him? He can't read your mind, tell him how you feel, and make sure he's paying attention. We tend to drift away when we feel as if we're approached in a negative tone, at least I've caught myself doing the same thing.

Just be straight with him. Damn.
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He knows ... but i'm sure that he was just trying to annoy me.
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Honestly, If you haven't had this discussion with him, he doesn't. He can't read your mind.
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i did
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You could do what angry fast food workers do or invite two of your bigger friends over and have them sit on each side of him till he learns to get up and make his own while asking you if you need something from the kitchen since he is going that way anyway.
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what do angry fast food workers do ?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Spit in his food, put bad bad things on his sammy. Drop it on the dirty floor and then pick it up and make him eat it.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
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I think i am too young for marriage.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


No doubt...but regardless of age, the time to surrender to Jesus Christ now!
 Quoting: jdb


so, should i get married?
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the fact that you're already acting/living like your married...might as well repent and move into holiness! You won't find blessing living in sin!
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It would be nice but I'm not ready for something so serious.
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You could do what angry fast food workers do or invite two of your bigger friends over and have them sit on each side of him till he learns to get up and make his own while asking you if you need something from the kitchen since he is going that way anyway.
 Quoting: MHz


what do angry fast food workers do ?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Spit in his food, put bad bad things on his sammy. Drop it on the dirty floor and then pick it up and make him eat it.
 Quoting: Debauchery


oh hahahaha no no I would never do that lol
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
What if I just make a sandwich and then eat it in front of him ?
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Go for the laughs. Be ready for the next 'fetch it for him' demand.

Cut out paper feet. When he demands, place them on the floor leading to the kitchen where he will find instructions so he can learn to do it himself.
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No doubt...but regardless of age, the time to surrender to Jesus Christ now!
 Quoting: jdb


so, should i get married?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


the fact that you're already acting/living like your married...might as well repent and move into holiness! You won't find blessing living in sin!
 Quoting: jdb


It would be nice but I'm not ready for something so serious.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


totally agree with you on that one...so, (respectfully) you ought to quit playing with fire and live life as The Most High God created you to do so...He deserves it and you will find blessing!
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Tell him his pronunciation is lacking...it's "Make me a Sammmich. Now who's yo' Daddy?".
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I ask my sandwich to make me a girlfriend
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Bend over and take it in the ass like a slave.

You probably passed up the good guy who wanted to turn you into an immortal and pissed on His face.

That's why He helps the disease ridden whores and prostitutes instead.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Go for the laughs. Be ready for the next 'fetch it for him' demand.

Cut out paper feet. When he demands, place them on the floor leading to the kitchen where he will find instructions so he can learn to do it himself.
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LMAO
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so, should i get married?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


the fact that you're already acting/living like your married...might as well repent and move into holiness! You won't find blessing living in sin!
 Quoting: jdb


It would be nice but I'm not ready for something so serious.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


totally agree with you on that one...so, (respectfully) you ought to quit playing with fire and live life as The Most High God created you to do so...He deserves it and you will find blessing!
 Quoting: jdb


I agree with you
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, and set yourself free.
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what?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


No response.

He must be Puerto Rican to be such an asshole like that. Tell him to go back to his motherland in Mexico.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22996012


From Native Blood. Taino.

Not the Mighty Majestic Mexican.

Close though.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Bend over and take it in the ass like a slave.

You probably passed up the good guy who wanted to turn you into an immortal and pissed on His face.

That's why He helps the disease ridden whores and prostitutes instead.
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What are you talking about ?!
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Uh.. you realize that by not making that sandwich, you have failed "girlfriend 101" and you are now officially downgraded to "booty call". Those are the rules.
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Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, and set yourself free.
 Quoting: Madame X


what?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


No response.

He must be Puerto Rican to be such an asshole like that. Tell him to go back to his motherland in Mexico.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22996012


From Native Blood. Taino.

Not the Mighty Majestic Mexican.

Close though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13982175


No, he is not Puerto Rican
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Uh.. you realize that by not making that sandwich, you have failed "girlfriend 101" and you are now officially downgraded to "booty call". Those are the rules.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24782026


NO, he loves me... he didn't want a sandwich, he just wanted to annoy me.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Tell him he has 2 feet and a heart beat and to go make it himself.

Asking the way he did is just plain rude and he should be put in his place! Mind you had the shoe been on the other foot and it was you asking, then that is just as rude!
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Make him a panini yoda
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Why is this even a question? You go make him his sammich....and some pie while you're at it.
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I only do that when i feel like doing that.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Doesn't sound like a good relationship. A healthy relationship requires sacrifices on both ends.
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yes but he is just my boyfriend
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If he's just your BF then kick him to the curb and MOVE ON, or just wallow in the petty mindlessness of a selfish man-child
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Tell him to go snack on his weiner
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Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, and set yourself free.
 Quoting: Madame X


what?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos




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Get out while the gettings good, otherwise those that demand service will in time become tyrants.

Been there, done that.

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Tell him to go snack on his weiner
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Make him a panini yoda
 Quoting: Saroo


LOL
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I only do that when i feel like doing that.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Doesn't sound like a good relationship. A healthy relationship requires sacrifices on both ends.
 Quoting: Dapurps


yes but he is just my boyfriend
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


If he's just your BF then kick him to the curb and MOVE ON, or just wallow in the petty mindlessness of a selfish man-child
 Quoting: Mwalk


Well, yes he is just my bf but it's a kind of serious relationship ... not super serious like marriage though
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Tell him he has 2 feet and a heart beat and to go make it himself.

Asking the way he did is just plain rude and he should be put in his place! Mind you had the shoe been on the other foot and it was you asking, then that is just as rude!
 Quoting: Ozicell


i will tell him to make me a sandwich ... i want to see what he does
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Tell him he has 2 feet and a heart beat and to go make it himself.

Asking the way he did is just plain rude and he should be put in his place! Mind you had the shoe been on the other foot and it was you asking, then that is just as rude!
 Quoting: Ozicell


i will tell him to make me a sandwich ... i want to see what he does
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I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Tell him he has 2 feet and a heart beat and to go make it himself.

Asking the way he did is just plain rude and he should be put in his place! Mind you had the shoe been on the other foot and it was you asking, then that is just as rude!
 Quoting: Ozicell


i will tell him to make me a sandwich ... i want to see what he does
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Good, let us know how it goes! Oh, and because this is a test, feel free to be just as rude to him as he was to you!
Remember though, this is an opportunity for a discussion regarding your relationship and NOT tit for tat action!

I think you'll be able to gauge where the relationship is headed after that. hf
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You say: I feel disrespected when you interrupt me, especially when I am sharing somerhing imortant to me. I feel doubly disrespected when you interrupt me by comnanding me to do somerhing. I am your partner not your servant.
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He felt disrespected when that sammich wasn't in his belly already.
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Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, and set yourself free.
 Quoting: Madame X


what?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


No need to be coy Roy, just get yourself free.

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