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What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?

 
Ozicell

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Dejalo y ven com migo te llevare a los Pleaides donde seras feliz...
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Not necessarily the answer but it makes for a great holiday!
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i will tell him to make me a sandwich ... i want to see what he does
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Good, let us know how it goes! Oh, and because this is a test, feel free to be just as rude to him as he was to you!
Remember though, this is an opportunity for a discussion regarding your relationship and NOT tit for tat action!

I think you'll be able to gauge where the relationship is headed after that. hf
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What if he makes the sammich?
This sammich test has been done by myself, and the misses, on more than one occasion. We both passed, because basically it amounts to a reality check, to remember it isn't all about her, or me.
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You answered your own question and as you would appreciate, this is actually a mature way of dealing with the issue as it sets the stage for dialogue.
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Ugh. More talking. Meanwhile no one has a sammich. Thank Christ the wife and I don't work this way.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Next time tell him to ask nicely first. If he won't he does not deserve your sandwich.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Make him a dog food sandwich.....guaranteed he'll never ask you again.
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You should come make me a sandwich. That'll teach him a lesson.
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Bring me 12 tall cans of Moosehead. Its a win/win depending on how you look.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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If girlfriends\wives knew how much we don't say, they would realize the proverbial sandwich request is, at most, just mild amusement. We know it annoys you just enough but we don't want to actually make you mad. That's a dangerous situation that usually results in the coldest of shoulders and rarely ends with makeup\angry sex.

See, men and women think differently (no shit, right?).

For example, when you're really emotional about something, we know we can't make jokes about how (more often than not) you're simply overreacting.

So, if a guy asks you for a sandwich, it means "I don't ask much... just make me a damn sammich and get naked".

You can ignore him but if you really want to pick a fight with a guy over that, while it may seem trivial, it will start some shit. You may have to just accept that you saying "no" to the sandwich would be like us saying "no" to you wanting an hour (or more...) to get ready when we go out.
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Unless you look like this you better fix him one bourbon one scotch and one beer!

:christmaspresent:

Last Edited by Dapurps on 12/25/2012 12:03 AM
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
ripe his dick off and shove it in butt and say honey there is your sandwich
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You get off your ass and make him a sammich. Do what your told. You are a woman and we expect you to do what you are told.
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12/25/2012 12:11 AM
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This thread lol
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This is how I would get you to make my sammich rockon

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sandwich yourself between Henrico and Fernando right in front of him
Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as 'internationalists' and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure - one world, if you will. If that is the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it."

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It never fails to amaze me how men will piss off/beat up the very person who is making their food.... lol...
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
If I had to sit through your stupid ass boring shopping beauty product ramble...I would have jumped up and said ...

Hey lets go make a sammich...whereas you probably would have said Ok...

And then I would have said, you get started and I will find something nice on the TV...Oh and extra mustard and tomato...

Again you probably would have said...Ok

So I would have run into the living room and put on the game...

Life "is" good...

rockon
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Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, and set yourself free.
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I can't find, no control
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You should come make me a sandwich. That'll teach him a lesson.
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Yah it would LOL
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Bring me 12 tall cans of Moosehead. Its a win/win depending on how you look.
 Quoting: Dapurps


I don't know what that is
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
If girlfriends\wives knew how much we don't say, they would realize the proverbial sandwich request is, at most, just mild amusement. We know it annoys you just enough but we don't want to actually make you mad. That's a dangerous situation that usually results in the coldest of shoulders and rarely ends with makeup\angry sex.

See, men and women think differently (no shit, right?).

For example, when you're really emotional about something, we know we can't make jokes about how (more often than not) you're simply overreacting.

So, if a guy asks you for a sandwich, it means "I don't ask much... just make me a damn sammich and get naked".

You can ignore him but if you really want to pick a fight with a guy over that, while it may seem trivial, it will start some shit. You may have to just accept that you saying "no" to the sandwich would be like us saying "no" to you wanting an hour (or more...) to get ready when we go out.

 Quoting: Brian Moser


It's not the same ... guys can make sandwiches themselves .... they don't need a girl to do it. ... However you cannot and must not rush a girl when she is getting ready... some of the things we do need to be done slowly and carefully.
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Unless you look like this you better fix him one bourbon one scotch and one beer!

:christmaspresent:
 Quoting: Dapurps


No , i don't look like that .. but everyone thinks i am beautiful
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CHULA DEEP DOWN WE AS GUYS ARE PENDEJOS BUT DEEP DOWN WE LOVE YOU AND DONT WANT TO LOSE YOU.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27665747


Lulz!!!!!
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You get off your ass and make him a sammich. Do what your told. You are a woman and we expect you to do what you are told.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30250492


ha! ha! ha!
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What to do? You go make that shit. Duhhh
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Some Italian whore I fucked with said something like this on Facebook, I kind of agreed, " If I can't walk to the kitchen after, then he doesn't deserve me to make him a sammich".

I always got my sandwiches lol
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Did it bother you he didnt ask, or did it bother you to do something for him, or did it bother you he wasnt listening to you?

I would have made it, then kissed him on the forehead, and said, next time, to insure there is one, just say please first.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
If I had to sit through your stupid ass boring shopping beauty product ramble...I would have jumped up and said ...

Hey lets go make a sammich...whereas you probably would have said Ok...

And then I would have said, you get started and I will find something nice on the TV...Oh and extra mustard and tomato...

Again you probably would have said...Ok

So I would have run into the living room and put on the game...

Life "is" good...

rockon
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30785928


Yes I would have done it... but if I found him in the living room watching a game when he said that he was going to find SOMETHING NICE I would get very annoyed... so i would demand him to change the channel.
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Some Italian whore I fucked with said something like this on Facebook, I kind of agreed, " If I can't walk to the kitchen after, then he doesn't deserve me to make him a sammich".

I always got my sandwiches lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4954137


I dont get it .... talk to the kitchen?
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Did it bother you he didnt ask, or did it bother you to do something for him, or did it bother you he wasnt listening to you?

I would have made it, then kissed him on the forehead, and said, next time, to insure there is one, just say please first.
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Well, it bothered me because he wasn't listening and he interrupted me in a rude way.
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Did it bother you he didnt ask, or did it bother you to do something for him, or did it bother you he wasnt listening to you?

I would have made it, then kissed him on the forehead, and said, next time, to insure there is one, just say please first.
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Well, it bothered me because he wasn't listening and he interrupted me in a rude way.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


He probably didnt even realize he did it at the time. I would have just gotten it, then later when you had his attention bring it up in a light way...he would have probably apologized.
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If girlfriends\wives knew how much we don't say, they would realize the proverbial sandwich request is, at most, just mild amusement. We know it annoys you just enough but we don't want to actually make you mad. That's a dangerous situation that usually results in the coldest of shoulders and rarely ends with makeup\angry sex.

See, men and women think differently (no shit, right?).

For example, when you're really emotional about something, we know we can't make jokes about how (more often than not) you're simply overreacting.

So, if a guy asks you for a sandwich, it means "I don't ask much... just make me a damn sammich and get naked".

You can ignore him but if you really want to pick a fight with a guy over that, while it may seem trivial, it will start some shit. You may have to just accept that you saying "no" to the sandwich would be like us saying "no" to you wanting an hour (or more...) to get ready when we go out.

 Quoting: Brian Moser


It's not the same ... guys can make sandwiches themselves .... they don't need a girl to do it. ... However you cannot and must not rush a girl when she is getting ready... some of the things we do need to be done slowly and carefully.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


lol... but that's my entire point.

We know we can't reject you over certain things like taking forever to get ready so we just deal with them quietly to ourselves. At most, we might tease you about it but we still bite our tongues about what we're really thinking.

The reciprocal of that is expecting you to make a sandwich without any hassle. It's not about the sandwich. If we're actually hungry, we'll go make our own damn sandwich.

All I'm saying is that to us, something like the amount of time it takes to get ready is entirely optional. No matter how you explain it, we're going to think "Gee, can't she just throw on some makeup and find something to wear in 20 minutes? Wait, why does her mouth need to be open like that just to put on eyeliner? Oh, great. Now she can't decide on an outfit. Yes, you look amazing in that... let's go. Why is she changing again???"

Just as making a sandwich seems to be entirely optional to you, certain things you Y-chromosome-deficient beings do seem entirely optional to us but we just accept it. Can't you just humor us the way we humor you?

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