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What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?

 
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I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Tell him he has 2 feet and a heart beat and to go make it himself.

Asking the way he did is just plain rude and he should be put in his place! Mind you had the shoe been on the other foot and it was you asking, then that is just as rude!
 Quoting: Ozicell


i will tell him to make me a sandwich ... i want to see what he does
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Good, let us know how it goes! Oh, and because this is a test, feel free to be just as rude to him as he was to you!
Remember though, this is an opportunity for a discussion regarding your relationship and NOT tit for tat action!

I think you'll be able to gauge where the relationship is headed after that. hf
 Quoting: Ozicell



What if he makes the sammich?
This sammich test has been done by myself, and the misses, on more than one occasion. We both passed, because basically it amounts to a reality check, to remember it isn't all about her, or me.
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Tell him he has 2 feet and a heart beat and to go make it himself.

Asking the way he did is just plain rude and he should be put in his place! Mind you had the shoe been on the other foot and it was you asking, then that is just as rude!
 Quoting: Ozicell


i will tell him to make me a sandwich ... i want to see what he does
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Good, let us know how it goes! Oh, and because this is a test, feel free to be just as rude to him as he was to you!
Remember though, this is an opportunity for a discussion regarding your relationship and NOT tit for tat action!

I think you'll be able to gauge where the relationship is headed after that. hf
 Quoting: Ozicell



What if he makes the sammich?
This sammich test has been done by myself, and the misses, on more than one occasion. We both passed, because basically it amounts to a reality check, to remember it isn't all about her, or me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6476436


You answered your own question and as you would appreciate, this is actually a mature way of dealing with the issue as it sets the stage for dialogue.
That which is - has already been, And what is to be - has already been. Quote: King Solomon.
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the fact that you're already acting/living like your married...might as well repent and move into holiness! You won't find blessing living in sin!
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It would be nice but I'm not ready for something so serious.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


totally agree with you on that one...so, (respectfully) you ought to quit playing with fire and live life as The Most High God created you to do so...He deserves it and you will find blessing!
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I agree with you
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Dejalo y ven com migo te llevare a los Pleaides donde seras feliz...
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Dejalo y ven com migo te llevare a los Pleaides donde seras feliz...
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Not necessarily the answer but it makes for a great holiday!
That which is - has already been, And what is to be - has already been. Quote: King Solomon.
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i will tell him to make me a sandwich ... i want to see what he does
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Good, let us know how it goes! Oh, and because this is a test, feel free to be just as rude to him as he was to you!
Remember though, this is an opportunity for a discussion regarding your relationship and NOT tit for tat action!

I think you'll be able to gauge where the relationship is headed after that. hf
 Quoting: Ozicell



What if he makes the sammich?
This sammich test has been done by myself, and the misses, on more than one occasion. We both passed, because basically it amounts to a reality check, to remember it isn't all about her, or me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6476436


You answered your own question and as you would appreciate, this is actually a mature way of dealing with the issue as it sets the stage for dialogue.
 Quoting: Ozicell


Ugh. More talking. Meanwhile no one has a sammich. Thank Christ the wife and I don't work this way.
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12/24/2012 11:31 PM
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Next time tell him to ask nicely first. If he won't he does not deserve your sandwich.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Make him a dog food sandwich.....guaranteed he'll never ask you again.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You should come make me a sandwich. That'll teach him a lesson.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Bring me 12 tall cans of Moosehead. Its a win/win depending on how you look.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
If girlfriends\wives knew how much we don't say, they would realize the proverbial sandwich request is, at most, just mild amusement. We know it annoys you just enough but we don't want to actually make you mad. That's a dangerous situation that usually results in the coldest of shoulders and rarely ends with makeup\angry sex.

See, men and women think differently (no shit, right?).

For example, when you're really emotional about something, we know we can't make jokes about how (more often than not) you're simply overreacting.

So, if a guy asks you for a sandwich, it means "I don't ask much... just make me a damn sammich and get naked".

You can ignore him but if you really want to pick a fight with a guy over that, while it may seem trivial, it will start some shit. You may have to just accept that you saying "no" to the sandwich would be like us saying "no" to you wanting an hour (or more...) to get ready when we go out.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Unless you look like this you better fix him one bourbon one scotch and one beer!

:christmaspresent:

Last Edited by Dapurps on 12/25/2012 12:03 AM
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
ripe his dick off and shove it in butt and say honey there is your sandwich
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You get off your ass and make him a sammich. Do what your told. You are a woman and we expect you to do what you are told.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
This thread lol
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This is how I would get you to make my sammich rockon

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sandwich yourself between Henrico and Fernando right in front of him
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It never fails to amaze me how men will piss off/beat up the very person who is making their food.... lol...
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
If I had to sit through your stupid ass boring shopping beauty product ramble...I would have jumped up and said ...

Hey lets go make a sammich...whereas you probably would have said Ok...

And then I would have said, you get started and I will find something nice on the TV...Oh and extra mustard and tomato...

Again you probably would have said...Ok

So I would have run into the living room and put on the game...

Life "is" good...

rockon
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Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, and set yourself free.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You should come make me a sandwich. That'll teach him a lesson.
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Yah it would LOL
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Bring me 12 tall cans of Moosehead. Its a win/win depending on how you look.
 Quoting: Dapurps


I don't know what that is
Vegetable season
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
If girlfriends\wives knew how much we don't say, they would realize the proverbial sandwich request is, at most, just mild amusement. We know it annoys you just enough but we don't want to actually make you mad. That's a dangerous situation that usually results in the coldest of shoulders and rarely ends with makeup\angry sex.

See, men and women think differently (no shit, right?).

For example, when you're really emotional about something, we know we can't make jokes about how (more often than not) you're simply overreacting.

So, if a guy asks you for a sandwich, it means "I don't ask much... just make me a damn sammich and get naked".

You can ignore him but if you really want to pick a fight with a guy over that, while it may seem trivial, it will start some shit. You may have to just accept that you saying "no" to the sandwich would be like us saying "no" to you wanting an hour (or more...) to get ready when we go out.

 Quoting: Brian Moser


It's not the same ... guys can make sandwiches themselves .... they don't need a girl to do it. ... However you cannot and must not rush a girl when she is getting ready... some of the things we do need to be done slowly and carefully.
Vegetable season
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Unless you look like this you better fix him one bourbon one scotch and one beer!

:christmaspresent:
 Quoting: Dapurps


No , i don't look like that .. but everyone thinks i am beautiful
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
CHULA DEEP DOWN WE AS GUYS ARE PENDEJOS BUT DEEP DOWN WE LOVE YOU AND DONT WANT TO LOSE YOU.
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Lulz!!!!!
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You get off your ass and make him a sammich. Do what your told. You are a woman and we expect you to do what you are told.
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ha! ha! ha!
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
What to do? You go make that shit. Duhhh
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Some Italian whore I fucked with said something like this on Facebook, I kind of agreed, " If I can't walk to the kitchen after, then he doesn't deserve me to make him a sammich".

I always got my sandwiches lol
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Did it bother you he didnt ask, or did it bother you to do something for him, or did it bother you he wasnt listening to you?

I would have made it, then kissed him on the forehead, and said, next time, to insure there is one, just say please first.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
If I had to sit through your stupid ass boring shopping beauty product ramble...I would have jumped up and said ...

Hey lets go make a sammich...whereas you probably would have said Ok...

And then I would have said, you get started and I will find something nice on the TV...Oh and extra mustard and tomato...

Again you probably would have said...Ok

So I would have run into the living room and put on the game...

Life "is" good...

rockon
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30785928


Yes I would have done it... but if I found him in the living room watching a game when he said that he was going to find SOMETHING NICE I would get very annoyed... so i would demand him to change the channel.
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