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What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?

 
Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Some Italian whore I fucked with said something like this on Facebook, I kind of agreed, " If I can't walk to the kitchen after, then he doesn't deserve me to make him a sammich".

I always got my sandwiches lol
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I dont get it .... talk to the kitchen?
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Did it bother you he didnt ask, or did it bother you to do something for him, or did it bother you he wasnt listening to you?

I would have made it, then kissed him on the forehead, and said, next time, to insure there is one, just say please first.
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Well, it bothered me because he wasn't listening and he interrupted me in a rude way.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Did it bother you he didnt ask, or did it bother you to do something for him, or did it bother you he wasnt listening to you?

I would have made it, then kissed him on the forehead, and said, next time, to insure there is one, just say please first.
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Well, it bothered me because he wasn't listening and he interrupted me in a rude way.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


He probably didnt even realize he did it at the time. I would have just gotten it, then later when you had his attention bring it up in a light way...he would have probably apologized.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
If girlfriends\wives knew how much we don't say, they would realize the proverbial sandwich request is, at most, just mild amusement. We know it annoys you just enough but we don't want to actually make you mad. That's a dangerous situation that usually results in the coldest of shoulders and rarely ends with makeup\angry sex.

See, men and women think differently (no shit, right?).

For example, when you're really emotional about something, we know we can't make jokes about how (more often than not) you're simply overreacting.

So, if a guy asks you for a sandwich, it means "I don't ask much... just make me a damn sammich and get naked".

You can ignore him but if you really want to pick a fight with a guy over that, while it may seem trivial, it will start some shit. You may have to just accept that you saying "no" to the sandwich would be like us saying "no" to you wanting an hour (or more...) to get ready when we go out.

 Quoting: Brian Moser


It's not the same ... guys can make sandwiches themselves .... they don't need a girl to do it. ... However you cannot and must not rush a girl when she is getting ready... some of the things we do need to be done slowly and carefully.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


lol... but that's my entire point.

We know we can't reject you over certain things like taking forever to get ready so we just deal with them quietly to ourselves. At most, we might tease you about it but we still bite our tongues about what we're really thinking.

The reciprocal of that is expecting you to make a sandwich without any hassle. It's not about the sandwich. If we're actually hungry, we'll go make our own damn sandwich.

All I'm saying is that to us, something like the amount of time it takes to get ready is entirely optional. No matter how you explain it, we're going to think "Gee, can't she just throw on some makeup and find something to wear in 20 minutes? Wait, why does her mouth need to be open like that just to put on eyeliner? Oh, great. Now she can't decide on an outfit. Yes, you look amazing in that... let's go. Why is she changing again???"

Just as making a sandwich seems to be entirely optional to you, certain things you Y-chromosome-deficient beings do seem entirely optional to us but we just accept it. Can't you just humor us the way we humor you?
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You make him a sandwich then go down on him while he's eating it.
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^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^^
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Make him a brick sammich
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lol.lol.lol
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Well, it bothered me because he wasn't listening and he interrupted me in a rude way.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Barbie
there is one thing you haven't learned yet.
deep down, ALL men are almost identical.
If you don't make him a sammich,
somebody else will.

and best wishes on finding that
1 in a million. you will die an old maid.
go along to get along or live
in solitude.

if you don't like men,
try some women

they're not any better.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
you ask him what he wants in his sandwich, tomatoes, lettuce, etc.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
If that is you in the avatar, you are blond and a bit slow, I guess!

He was asking you to call that hot friend of you with those big boobies so you both could hit the sack with him! You get it now?

So... you go and make that phonecall now... dammit!
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Sounds like you need to put your foot down now. You are are supposed to be his girlfriend, not his slave. If you allow him to boss you around now, then there is no hope for you too in the future. Unless of course you like being treated like a slave. In that case, you lose the right to ever complain about it.

If you weren't busy and he asked nicely, then go ahead and make the sandwich. He of course should be changing the oil in your car and doing other manly things to hold up his end of the bargain.

Either he respects you or he doesn't. Sounds like he doesn't.
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Well... you have opened my eyes a bit more ... you're right i do my part and he does his part (but manners first).... i never thought about it that way.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


A thought just occurred to me: In 40 years of marriage, I cannot remember ever saying to my wife, "Go make me a sandwich."
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If that is you in the avatar, you are blond and a bit slow, I guess!

He was asking you to call that hot friend of you with those big boobies so you both could hit the sack with him! You get it now?

So... you go and make that phonecall now... dammit!
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


You are in a sex/passion based relationship.

Meaning it will last about 6 months.
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I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Sounds like another one of your fabricated stories.

I vote:

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I like mine. He's convinced that no one else out there will make him a sandwich so he's stuck with me.

grinning
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Why do you need to ask others what to do? Make your own choice.
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I don't like to take hard decisions
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How is that a hard decision??

Just say no.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You make him a sandwitch. And if he didn't ask nicely then you spit in it. :)
Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
If girlfriends\wives knew how much we don't say, they would realize the proverbial sandwich request is, at most, just mild amusement. We know it annoys you just enough but we don't want to actually make you mad. That's a dangerous situation that usually results in the coldest of shoulders and rarely ends with makeup\angry sex.

See, men and women think differently (no shit, right?).

For example, when you're really emotional about something, we know we can't make jokes about how (more often than not) you're simply overreacting.

So, if a guy asks you for a sandwich, it means "I don't ask much... just make me a damn sammich and get naked".

You can ignore him but if you really want to pick a fight with a guy over that, while it may seem trivial, it will start some shit. You may have to just accept that you saying "no" to the sandwich would be like us saying "no" to you wanting an hour (or more...) to get ready when we go out.

 Quoting: Brian Moser


It's not the same ... guys can make sandwiches themselves .... they don't need a girl to do it. ... However you cannot and must not rush a girl when she is getting ready... some of the things we do need to be done slowly and carefully.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


lol... but that's my entire point.

We know we can't reject you over certain things like taking forever to get ready so we just deal with them quietly to ourselves. At most, we might tease you about it but we still bite our tongues about what we're really thinking.

The reciprocal of that is expecting you to make a sandwich without any hassle. It's not about the sandwich. If we're actually hungry, we'll go make our own damn sandwich.

All I'm saying is that to us, something like the amount of time it takes to get ready is entirely optional. No matter how you explain it, we're going to think "Gee, can't she just throw on some makeup and find something to wear in 20 minutes? Wait, why does her mouth need to be open like that just to put on eyeliner? Oh, great. Now she can't decide on an outfit. Yes, you look amazing in that... let's go. Why is she changing again???"

Just as making a sandwich seems to be entirely optional to you, certain things you Y-chromosome-deficient beings do seem entirely optional to us but we just accept it. Can't you just humor us the way we humor you?
 Quoting: Brian Moser


Well I like how you explained it.... I agree with the fourth paragraph... i often do that ... I changed my facial skin care routine and now I spend like 10 -15 minutes scrubbing, cleaning, pore treatment, the proactiv steps, then moisturizing with serum, then regular moisturizer with spf, then eye moisturizer....... and then I spend more time applying makeup but since i don't wear too much makeup I only spend like 5-8 minutes doing it.... then I straighten my hair if i need to do it..... then I apply moisturizer to my arms, legs and torso ........ and then I decide what to wear............ and then i decide what perfume i will wear....................... and then I'm ready ...after i decide what shoes and accessories I will wear. ....

But we do all of that so that we can look pretty for you guys and we spend so much time doing it for you and then you want us to make a sandwich ... that's kind of lazy...... why would you even eat a sandwich if you are not hungry anyway?

I will make him a sandwich IF I am in the kitchen making one for myself... or if he convince me ...and that is not hard to do.... or if he is coming to my house and calls me .... but if he is in the house with me and he is not doing anything then I would just think that he is lazy.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Well, it bothered me because he wasn't listening and he interrupted me in a rude way.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Barbie
there is one thing you haven't learned yet.
deep down, ALL men are almost identical.
If you don't make him a sammich,
somebody else will.

and best wishes on finding that
1 in a million. you will die an old maid.
go along to get along or live
in solitude.

if you don't like men,
try some women

they're not any better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12035521


I'm sure that lesbians are better lol

I've never seen a lesbian asking for a sandwich.
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Did it bother you he didnt ask, or did it bother you to do something for him, or did it bother you he wasnt listening to you?

I would have made it, then kissed him on the forehead, and said, next time, to insure there is one, just say please first.
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Well, it bothered me because he wasn't listening and he interrupted me in a rude way.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


He probably didnt even realize he did it at the time. I would have just gotten it, then later when you had his attention bring it up in a light way...he would have probably apologized.
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Yah, probably. he already apologized though
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Unless you look like this you better fix him one bourbon one scotch and one beer!

:christmaspresent:
 Quoting: Dapurps


No , i don't look like that .. but everyone thinks i am beautiful
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


The girl in the pic is kinda ugly actually. Nice body but a butter face
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Some Italian whore I fucked with said something like this on Facebook, I kind of agreed, " If I can't walk to the kitchen after, then he doesn't deserve me to make him a sammich".

I always got my sandwiches lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4954137


I dont get it .... talk to the kitchen?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


He was saying that the girl stated if she could get up after sex, it was bad sex and he deserves no sammich.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Well, it bothered me because he wasn't listening and he interrupted me in a rude way.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Barbie
there is one thing you haven't learned yet.
deep down, ALL men are almost identical.
If you don't make him a sammich,
somebody else will.

and best wishes on finding that
1 in a million. you will die an old maid.
go along to get along or live
in solitude.

if you don't like men,
try some women

they're not any better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12035521


I'm sure that lesbians are better lol

I've never seen a lesbian asking for a sandwich.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


The butch ones that think they are actually guys do all the time.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
you go make him a sandwich, duh.
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Obviously....
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
If that is you in the avatar, you are blond and a bit slow, I guess!

He was asking you to call that hot friend of you with those big boobies so you both could hit the sack with him! You get it now?

So... you go and make that phonecall now... dammit!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30880359


No, I am not that pale blonde girl... My hair is jet black.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


You are in a sex/passion based relationship.

Meaning it will last about 6 months.
 Quoting: Intergalactic Diplomat



No, he loves me... it's not about sex.... and I know how to differentiate.
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I like mine. He's convinced that no one else out there will make him a sandwich so he's stuck with me.

grinning
 Quoting: Anti Vortex


LOL!
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You be a good girlfriend an just go fucking make it.

....and also bring him a beer and ask him if it is ok to give him a blowjob while he watches tv and eats it.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You make him a sandwitch. And if he didn't ask nicely then you spit in it. :)
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HAHAHA
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Unless you look like this you better fix him one bourbon one scotch and one beer!

:christmaspresent:
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No , i don't look like that .. but everyone thinks i am beautiful
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


The girl in the pic is kinda ugly actually. Nice body but a butter face
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6476436


Yes, she's kind of ugly... kind of... I think she probably looks better in person.
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You make him a sandwitch. And if he didn't ask nicely then you spit in it. :)
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HAHAHA
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And when he bites inti it and sees it, he will be within his rights to beat the shit out of you.

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