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What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?

 
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You be a good girlfriend and just go fucking make it.

....and also bring him a beer and ask him if it is ok to give him a blowjob while he watches tv and eats it.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Well, it bothered me because he wasn't listening and he interrupted me in a rude way.
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Barbie
there is one thing you haven't learned yet.
deep down, ALL men are almost identical.
If you don't make him a sammich,
somebody else will.

and best wishes on finding that
1 in a million. you will die an old maid.
go along to get along or live
in solitude.

if you don't like men,
try some women

they're not any better.
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I'm sure that lesbians are better lol

I've never seen a lesbian asking for a sandwich.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


The butch ones that think they are actually guys do all the time.
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YES, but I would make the sandwich because it would be kind of funny.
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You be a good girlfriend an just go fucking make it.

....and also bring him a beer and ask him if it is ok to give him a blowjob while he watches tv and eats it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16341182


I think those kinds of women only exist on the streets.... and porn movies.

I don't want my bf to drink alcohol anyway.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You make him a sandwitch. And if he didn't ask nicely then you spit in it. :)
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HAHAHA
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And when he bites inti it and sees it, he will be within his rights to beat the shit out of you.
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I would get the broom first.
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And I am 21... person who said that I wasn't even 18. I am 100% adult.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You be a good girlfriend an just go fucking make it.

....and also bring him a beer and ask him if it is ok to give him a blowjob while he watches tv and eats it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16341182


I think those kinds of women only exist on the streets.... and porn movies.

I don't want my bf to drink alcohol anyway.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Last line is worth getting a divorce over.
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You make him a sandwitch. And if he didn't ask nicely then you spit in it. :)
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HAHAHA
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And when he bites inti it and sees it, he will be within his rights to beat the shit out of you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16341182


I would get the broom first.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


On a side note, it's your spit, he's in your mouth all the time.

I don't see why that would be a big deal for him.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone
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Withholding sex as a bargaining chip is the quickest way to lose your boyfriend. I'm going out on a limb here and saying 90% of the problems in your relationship could be solved by you putting out more.

So, let's go over that again.
Make a sandwich. Put out more. Talk less.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You be a good girlfriend an just go fucking make it.

....and also bring him a beer and ask him if it is ok to give him a blowjob while he watches tv and eats it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16341182


I think those kinds of women only exist on the streets.... and porn movies.

I don't want my bf to drink alcohol anyway.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Last line is worth getting a divorce over.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6476436


Well... i don't want him to be unhealthy...or to get a beer belly... or to get drunk. He needs to eat vegetables, water and healthy food. I will make him a sprouts sandwich with whole grain bread and a healthy drink.... maybe a green smoothie! No beer in the house.
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If you dislike being with your "boyfriend" so much, troll, then why are you still with him?

Only stupid people stay in bad situations when they do not have to.

Get a boyfriend that treats you well and you can spend your time having orgasms instead of plotting to spit in sandwiches.

Good luck in your future trolling endeavors.
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HAHAHA
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And when he bites inti it and sees it, he will be within his rights to beat the shit out of you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16341182


I would get the broom first.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


On a side note, it's your spit, he's in your mouth all the time.

I don't see why that would be a big deal for him.
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Yes, but it's kind of gross lol
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so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Withholding sex as a bargaining chip is the quickest way to lose your boyfriend. I'm going out on a limb here and saying 90% of the problems in your relationship could be solved by you putting out more.

So, let's go over that again.
Make a sandwich. Put out more. Talk less.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25365046


I don't think so. I like to have long conversations. If he doesn't talk with me I will not be very happy with him. Luckily, he is a very nice boyfriend..... who likes to annoy me sometimes. But that's ok because I like to annoy him too.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
You be a good girlfriend an just go fucking make it.

....and also bring him a beer and ask him if it is ok to give him a blowjob while he watches tv and eats it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16341182


I think those kinds of women only exist on the streets.... and porn movies.

I don't want my bf to drink alcohol anyway.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Last line is worth getting a divorce over.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6476436


Well... i don't want him to be unhealthy...or to get a beer belly... or to get drunk. He needs to eat vegetables, water and healthy food. I will make him a sprouts sandwich with whole grain bread and a healthy drink.... maybe a green smoothie! No beer in the house.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


To each his or her own I suppose. Just saying that wouldn't fly here.

I may be an avid reader about history and science, and even a researcher of sorts. When it comes to food though, pretty simple to keep me happy. Don't mess with my beer (or scotch/Bourbon when I have some around), or my meat.

I love to cook, I love to drink while cooking. I tend to stick to craft beers or if it is Scotch/bourbon then it HAS to be aged, oh man some single malt 21 year old sounds about divine right now, especially on such a cold winter day.

I'm not a drunk, though being in my 30's I definitely do not have the same body I did a decade ago. It happens. Something I plan on working on in the new year with the wife.

Gotta get our beach bodies ready for the summer :)
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
If you dislike being with your "boyfriend" so much, troll, then why are you still with him?

Only stupid people stay in bad situations when they do not have to.

Get a boyfriend that treats you well and you can spend your time having orgasms instead of plotting to spit in sandwiches.

Good luck in your future trolling endeavors.
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I LOOOOOOVEEEEE my boyfriend, I love being with him ... I just didn't like what he did but i know he was joking ...... and the reason why I ignored him is because If I don't do that I would forgive him in like 5 seconds and i would be smiling and everything..... I love him.
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You make him a sandwich then go down on him while he's eating it.
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I think those kinds of women only exist on the streets.... and porn movies.

I don't want my bf to drink alcohol anyway.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Last line is worth getting a divorce over.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6476436


Well... i don't want him to be unhealthy...or to get a beer belly... or to get drunk. He needs to eat vegetables, water and healthy food. I will make him a sprouts sandwich with whole grain bread and a healthy drink.... maybe a green smoothie! No beer in the house.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


To each his or her own I suppose. Just saying that wouldn't fly here.

I may be an avid reader about history and science, and even a researcher of sorts. When it comes to food though, pretty simple to keep me happy. Don't mess with my beer (or scotch/Bourbon when I have some around), or my meat.

I love to cook, I love to drink while cooking. I tend to stick to craft beers or if it is Scotch/bourbon then it HAS to be aged, oh man some single malt 21 year old sounds about divine right now, especially on such a cold winter day.

I'm not a drunk, though being in my 30's I definitely do not have the same body I did a decade ago. It happens. Something I plan on working on in the new year with the wife.

Gotta get our beach bodies ready for the summer :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6476436


You are still young ... I had a history teacher when I was in High School and he was in his 30's but he was very hot and athletic (not muscular) and I had a crush on him.... and he is still hot now... but he gained a bit of weight n his belly area. ....... alcohol does that... too many calories. ........ Wouldn't you prefer a super healthy and delicious green smoothie?
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Make it , but fill the center with coffee grounds or hot peppers. Then make him some exlax cookies......
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Ahh, alot of feminists here. Let's face it, it it weren't for sex most guys would honestly admit that they would have nothing to do with these train wrecks.

Today’s modern female is also shrill, confrontational, and constantly complaining. They are petty tyrant micro managers with no accountability but always criticizing and blaming everyone around them, always ready to pounce on the least little verbal insinuation or imagined infraction, while possessing all the finesse and charm of a jack hammer and it is completely impossible to appease or please her EVER- no matter what you do it will always be wrong in her bizarre & twisted thinking process and nothing you do for her will EVER be appreciated because most women are PSYCHOTIC.

Could he have handled it differently? Absolutely. And he sounds like an asshole to me, but the reality is that most Western women fall into two categories.. the outrageous slut and the MONSTER BITCH.
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I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
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Next time ask him what he wants on that sandwich....then when he is done? Proceed with blowjob....
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If you dislike being with your "boyfriend" so much, troll, then why are you still with him?

Only stupid people stay in bad situations when they do not have to.

Get a boyfriend that treats you well and you can spend your time having orgasms instead of plotting to spit in sandwiches.

Good luck in your future trolling endeavors.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16341182


I LOOOOOOVEEEEE my boyfriend, I love being with him ... I just didn't like what he did but i know he was joking ...... and the reason why I ignored him is because If I don't do that I would forgive him in like 5 seconds and i would be smiling and everything..... I love him.
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lol....you loooooove him? He has a big cock....am I right? Admit it....
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You be a good girlfriend and just go fucking make it.

....and also bring him a beer and ask him if it is ok to give him a blowjob while he watches tv and eats it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16341182


^^This^^ and ask nicely too!
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Ahh, alot of feminists here. Let's face it, it it weren't for sex most guys would honestly admit that they would have nothing to do with these train wrecks.

Today’s modern female is also shrill, confrontational, and constantly complaining. They are petty tyrant micro managers with no accountability but always criticizing and blaming everyone around them, always ready to pounce on the least little verbal insinuation or imagined infraction, while possessing all the finesse and charm of a jack hammer and it is completely impossible to appease or please her EVER- no matter what you do it will always be wrong in her bizarre & twisted thinking process and nothing you do for her will EVER be appreciated because most women are PSYCHOTIC.

Could he have handled it differently? Absolutely. And he sounds like an asshole to me, but the reality is that most Western women fall into two categories.. the outrageous slut and the MONSTER BITCH.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1224718


You are exaggerating .... I am not like that. ... i never complain about him ir the relationship ... but i do like to complain about other things ...like the climate and when i have to study or when i have do too much homework ..... I appreciate everything he does for me .... I never get really mad...

I am not an outrageous slut or a monster bitch ............. I am very nice and i am always smiling when I'm with him ...i'm not jealous , I always try to please him, etc, etc ... i think i am an excellent girlfriend ...... and he is an excellent bf ... I know that he did that to annoy me because he likes it when I try to get mad at him.
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If you dislike being with your "boyfriend" so much, troll, then why are you still with him?

Only stupid people stay in bad situations when they do not have to.

Get a boyfriend that treats you well and you can spend your time having orgasms instead of plotting to spit in sandwiches.

Good luck in your future trolling endeavors.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16341182


I LOOOOOOVEEEEE my boyfriend, I love being with him ... I just didn't like what he did but i know he was joking ...... and the reason why I ignored him is because If I don't do that I would forgive him in like 5 seconds and i would be smiling and everything..... I love him.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


lol....you loooooove him? He has a big cock....am I right? Admit it....
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LOL well , he has many excellent characteristics haha
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
I was talking to my boyfriend about something very important and all of a sudden he interrupted me and said "go make me a sandwich" ... I was so annoyed by that! I tried to keep a serious face but like I said before I cannot keep a straight face.... umm ... so I just ignored him for the rest of the day and he had to sleep alone. ... umm what should I do the next time?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos



Next time ask him what he wants on that sandwich....then when he is done? Proceed with blowjob....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30806886


What would you do after? how would you please your gf/wife?
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You be a good girlfriend and just go fucking make it.

....and also bring him a beer and ask him if it is ok to give him a blowjob while he watches tv and eats it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16341182


^^This^^ and ask nicely too!
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Well I could ask sarcastically
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You be a good girlfriend an just go fucking make it.

....and also bring him a beer and ask him if it is ok to give him a blowjob while he watches tv and eats it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16341182


I think those kinds of women only exist on the streets.... and porn movies.

I don't want my bf to drink alcohol anyway.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Last line is worth getting a divorce over.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6476436


Well... i don't want him to be unhealthy...or to get a beer belly... or to get drunk. He needs to eat vegetables, water and healthy food. I will make him a sprouts sandwich with whole grain bread and a healthy drink.... maybe a green smoothie! No beer in the house.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


OMG that poor guy..... let him live...set him free to drink, eat good and LIVE!


Or another thought I had….. you don’t make sandwiches, no really good food and no beer in the house so that leads me to believe the only reason your BF stays with you is because you must have a snapping pussy

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What the fuck does this have to do with conspiracies?

Don't you have a fucking FB page for this shit?

Go Tweet your friends if you have any.
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Re: What to do when your BF says "go make me a sandwich" ?
Did it ever occur to you that he was tired of hearing the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and overover and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over AGAIN.

Let me guess, you started beating him over the head with everything he ever did wrong. 1...2....3. you're asshole. 4...5....6... you're an asshole.

So you got your answer to all your nagging bullshXXXX "go make me a sandwich." He wanted to be left alone for the rest of the day. And just think about the peace he had, the vacation from your nagging and bitching.... heaven on earth!!!

Do you think he's stupid, he knew what would happen.... it shut you up, didn't. And I bet the make up sex was great, lucky him - all for "Go make me a sandwich" and peace for the day and to top it off - make up sex!
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I think those kinds of women only exist on the streets.... and porn movies.

I don't want my bf to drink alcohol anyway.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Last line is worth getting a divorce over.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6476436


Well... i don't want him to be unhealthy...or to get a beer belly... or to get drunk. He needs to eat vegetables, water and healthy food. I will make him a sprouts sandwich with whole grain bread and a healthy drink.... maybe a green smoothie! No beer in the house.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


OMG that poor guy..... let him live...set him free to drink, eat good and LIVE!


Or another thought I had….. you don’t make sandwiches, no really good food and no beer in the house so that leads me to believe the only reason your BF stays with you is because you must have a snapping pussy

lol
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No, he appreciates that I make delicious healthy food. ... A sandwich with tomatoes, avocado, sprouts, thin slices of chicken breast and some healthy bacon tastes amazing.... and what can possibly be better than natural juice, water or green smoothies?
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What the fuck does this have to do with conspiracies?

Don't you have a fucking FB page for this shit?

Go Tweet your friends if you have any.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814


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besides if I use facebook or twitter everyone will know .... my parents, my brothers, my friends and my boyfriend.

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