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IS SANTA COMINING TO YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT

 
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Do you get to play Santa, eat the the cookies drink the milk and trick your kid into thinking some old fat guy came in the middle of the night leaving goodies...I love it!
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I resent being called a fat guy but I love cookies and milk.
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He better...!
I've been really good!

yep
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12/24/2012 10:59 PM
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If he is I have the claymores, turrets and lions in place.

Surrounded by a mote filled with sharks with freeken laser beams attached too their freeken heads.

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Nope but my beer belly makes me Qualified to be Santa so yes.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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NO.
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santa was a mushroom
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santa was a mushroom
 Quoting: seer


One fucking day... just stop being an ass for one fucking day.
You can have all the rest of them... but ONE GODDAMNED DAY!
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santa is a faggot


not that there is anything wrong with that.
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My kids are 26 (tomorrow- my Christmas baby!) and 29. I still do stockings and gifts and even Easter baskets at Easter for them. I've raised quite a few strays too- friends of my boys who were misplaced in life for one reason or another. Santa to me is a little slice of love. Its about giving and caring without expecting anything in return. And yes, the cookies are heaven. hf
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Jesus Clause comes to my house. Dude is awesome. Has magic powers and stuff.
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I'm pretty sure that whole Santa thing is made-up, so
if I hear anybody creeping around the house tonight,
I'll be testing Wisconsin's newly adopted castle-doctrine laws.
I really hope I don't shoot Santa.
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I just want some fucking tacos and all my favorite taco trucks are closed because of fucking holidays. BLAH.
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Lost my job of 7yrs. In dire $ straits do I doubt it.
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Santa isn't real!

And no, I'm not a shill.
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santa was a mushroom
 Quoting: seer


One fucking day... just stop being an ass for one fucking day.
You can have all the rest of them... but ONE GODDAMNED DAY!
 Quoting: El Tiburon


What's wrong I like the theory.
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No i was really bad just so Santa would skip my house, but misses Claus should be here shortly after midnite hidingbananasex

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:christmaspresent:

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Santa flies over the ghetto
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santa was a mushroom
 Quoting: seer


Joe Rogen drinks his own pee, that's not a man you should listen to.
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santa was a mushroom
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Jeez ... is there anything dumber than dopers?

No.
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Do you get to play Santa, eat the the cookies drink the milk and trick your kid into thinking some old fat guy came in the middle of the night leaving goodies...I love it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26805926


When we visited Santa two weeks ago, he told my 5 year old to make sure to leave carrots out for the reindeer.

So, as I'm typing, there is a plate with two chocolate chip cookies (damn good ones, we baked them yesterday for Santa), a glass of warm milk, and two massive carrots.

I'll eat the cookies, the carrots are going in the garbage (concealed on the bottom), and the milk is being dumped because I'll puke if I drink it.

I had so much joy in seeing my boys have such a happiness, joy, and anticipation--it's part of growing up, but I love it. I hope they'll carry it on when they have kids.

Peace
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It's midnight! If we don't get to bed, no Santa, and that means no Cuisinart waiting for me in the morning!
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Do you get to play Santa, eat the the cookies drink the milk and trick your kid into thinking some old fat guy came in the middle of the night leaving goodies...I love it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26805926


When we visited Santa two weeks ago, he told my 5 year old to make sure to leave carrots out for the reindeer.

So, as I'm typing, there is a plate with two chocolate chip cookies (damn good ones, we baked them yesterday for Santa), a glass of warm milk, and two massive carrots.

I'll eat the cookies, the carrots are going in the garbage (concealed on the bottom), and the milk is being dumped because I'll puke if I drink it.

I had so much joy in seeing my boys have such a happiness, joy, and anticipation--it's part of growing up, but I love it. I hope they'll carry it on when they have kids.

Peace
 Quoting: Number Six


I just ate the cookies, crumbling one of them all over the table and in the remaining milk. I thought I'd throw a little more on the boy and got out the carrot peeler and made a real mess. I figured I'd tell him Rudolph came in with Santa this time. Maybe i'll do some prints on the floor.
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Santa Tracker

[link to www.google.com]

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It's midnight! If we don't get to bed, no Santa, and that means no Cuisinart waiting for me in the morning!
 Quoting: Ad Lib


Cuisinart? Did you find a man to cook for?
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santa was a mushroom
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Joe Rogen drinks his own pee, that's not a man you should listen to.
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