To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!

If you want the sensation of something licking your ass clean just get a dog and some peanut butter.

Im not into beastiality. Just like my ass clean.

I just have a shower every time i shit. Feels soooo much better then toilet paper rug burn.

But if you have to shit at a friends house? Do you take a shower there or you just hold it in?

Depends if I'm prairie dogging or i can survive holding it.

Petition the UN to ban 1-ply toilet paper instantly worldwide !

What about those folks in India who use their bare hands?

Just get a bidet FFS or you will find out you have ass crust when you are picking your crack. 1/2/4 layers won't help. Or take that shower as the guy above says.

Who wants to comb a shitload of meatballs out of their ass hair?

I've never used a bidet.. How do you dry your ass and wouldn't your pants get dirty or shitfilledwater run down your gouche and on your balls.

mre tp

The best are combined toilet/bidets that also come with a dryer. I can assure you with the proper use you won't get dirty

Holy shit im getting one of these! [link to www.bidetsplus.com]

I have an own made customized and modified turbo toilet with direct acces to the internet:

[link to techmog.com]

Cleaner than toilet paper
Hands-free bathroom use
It just feels good
No more reaching and bending over
SAVE TREES

Hey,
1 ply is still better than a stick.
and what happens in the wilderness, stays in the wilderness.

Once when i was 10 i was camping and wiped my ass with poison Ivy. Worst time of my life.

1 ply is still better then toilet doom



Last Edited by Dapurps on 12/24/2012 08:17 PM

In the army I had to use leafs. Just digging a hole, and crapping when the alarm sounded.

A mate of mine had turds all over in his tank overall. Glad he wasn't in my crew.

I've never tried a bidet. Maybe i should!

And to all of you who says you get dingleberries, you use the 1-ply. Or never shower.

Yup, bidet is definitely better than TP.

Just have a colostomy bag installed.

It would be very convenient, but it is very hard to aquire one if you really don't need it :(

I wanted a bidet for christmas but ive been a naughty boy.. baby wipes will suffice

Baby wipes better then TP? I would think baby wipes would just smudge it since it's wet.

come on men man the fuck up its one ply and numerous rewipes with a moist wash cloth therefore you have a clean anus.Its all about the rewipes when you hit 50.

Your shit should not smear when you wipe. That means you are not eating healthy. There should be nothing on the tissue when you wipe. Change your diet. Eat more fruits and veggies.

Remote control and seat warming. That is going in style.

do this!
hold your pee, after shit, take aim your dick backward your ahole and piss it clean and fresh warm.
this is your vip bidet!

Always shower after you shit.

Keep your anus squeaky clean, or as I like to say ass licking clean.

It is very refreshing to know your ass don't stink.