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If you had a time machine...

 
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If you had a time machine...
If you had a time machine that you could use as a one-way destination into the past or future, where/when would you go and why?
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Re: If you had a time machine...
Can I take anything with me?
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12/24/2012 07:58 PM
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Re: If you had a time machine...
Can I take anything with me?
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Sure, anything can be transported with you.
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12/24/2012 08:02 PM
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Re: If you had a time machine...
I'd take a million bucks back to 1958.
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12/24/2012 08:04 PM
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Re: If you had a time machine...
I'd take a million bucks back to 1958.
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Why not a billion?
"The man who reads nothing is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." ~Thomas Jefferson
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Re: If you had a time machine...
I'm going back to save Jesus.
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Re: If you had a time machine...
I'm going back to save Jesus.
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You don't want to do that. You take away the whole martyr thing, and he's just another forgotten wandering prophet in a couple hundred years.
"The man who reads nothing is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." ~Thomas Jefferson
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Re: If you had a time machine...
I'd take a million bucks back to 1958.
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Why not a billion?
 Quoting: Gigolo Jesus


Too much money might change my future and then I might never have gone back in time so nothing would change and now here I am again.
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Re: If you had a time machine...
I'd take a million bucks back to 1958.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24009796


Why not a billion?
 Quoting: Gigolo Jesus


Too much money might change my future and then I might never have gone back in time so nothing would change and now here I am again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24009796


touche
"The man who reads nothing is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." ~Thomas Jefferson
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Re: If you had a time machine...
If you had a time machine that you could use as a one-way destination into the past or future, where/when would you go and why?
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I would go back to the past and try and prevent the mistakes that have lead to today.
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12/24/2012 11:23 PM
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Re: If you had a time machine...
option #1 I'd go back to about 1890 so I could chill with Nikola Tesla and also make a huge gold discovery.

option #2 If it where possible go back to 1989 and hook myself up with all the shit I wish I'd known then.
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Re: If you had a time machine...
I would go back to in the beginning and slap Eve

and then I'd fuck her

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12/24/2012 11:32 PM

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Re: If you had a time machine...
I'd take a million bucks back to 1958.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24009796


Why not a billion?
 Quoting: Gigolo Jesus


Your modern day currency would be useless.
Nevermind the fact that if you can source a million or a billion bucks, why do you need to go back in time to be rich?


I'd take a modest amount of gold I could trade for cash.

Oh and two words to the wise... "sports almanac". ;)
'Magically Delicious'
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Re: If you had a time machine...
honestly I'd go back to the 70's and become a fucking Rockstar.
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12/25/2012 12:02 AM
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Re: If you had a time machine...
I'd take a million bucks back to 1958.
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If you had that money laying around now you would not have to worry about a time machine.
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12/25/2012 12:09 AM

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Re: If you had a time machine...
I would buy Apple and Berthshire Hathaway stock.
Destroy all that is evil, so what is good may flourish.

Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage.

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Re: If you had a time machine...
I would also have fucked alot more chicks in high school.
Destroy all that is evil, so what is good may flourish.

Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage.

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12/25/2012 12:16 AM

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Re: If you had a time machine...
I'd go back and build huge pyramids with important messages about the future..
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Re: If you had a time machine...
,mI would take a video camera to the time of christ, and get the real story, and film some dinosaurs, and construction of the pyramids.
5aik
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Re: If you had a time machine...
,mI would take a video camera to the time of christ, and get the real story, and film some dinosaurs, and construction of the pyramids.
5aik
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What would be the point? Its a one way trip.
Dr. Greenthumb

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12/25/2012 12:31 AM

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Re: If you had a time machine...
Actually, I would go back shortly before the big bang and eat the 2 particles as they were about to collide so the universe would be made inside me, I don't care if it would kill me, it'd be the baddest way to go.
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Re: If you had a time machine...
I'd just go back to the 70s and get a REAL pizza, and a REAL beer...if I could bring stuff back I'd make a helluva shopping trip let me tell ya...

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