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What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights

 
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What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
Tell her if she wants trash like that on the house to risk her own life and limb.
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
Tell her if she wants trash like that on the house to risk her own life and limb.
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
pshhh, you're the man, thats your job. Suck it up and do it for your lady. Shes your woman, its Christmas, how bout you sacrifice a little bit of your precious time to do something nice that will make her happy. Offer it up homeboy. Quit bitchin. You know it'll pay off.
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12/24/2012 09:20 PM
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
Put up the damn lights.
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pshhh, you're the man, thats your job. Suck it up and do it for your lady. Shes your woman, its Christmas, how bout you sacrifice a little bit of your precious time to do something nice that will make her happy. Offer it up homeboy. Quit bitchin. You know it'll pay off.
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Pussy whiped girlyman.
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12/24/2012 09:23 PM
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Not get on GLP and bitch, just saying.
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12/24/2012 09:26 PM
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
I'd ask her to make me a sandwich first
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
You want some tang? Do it bro!
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
A woman's sole function on this earth is to help propogate the species. That means that that her entire life focus should be removing sperm from the male genitalia.

Nothing else 'should' matter to her, if she is a good girlfriend.
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12/24/2012 09:32 PM
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don't say anything, just do it, and give her a shocker later.scream
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
I'd ask her to make me a sandwich first
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Go make a sandwich and tell her to put up the lights herself.

C_nts are going to divorse you and take all your money no matter what you do.
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
You want some tang? Do it bro!
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Thats right because they isssue their puddin' like whores for money.

Be a good boy and get your puddin'.
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
You want some tang? Do it bro!
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Thats right because they isssue their puddin' like whores for money.

Be a good boy and get your puddin'.
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There is a price for everything.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
soooo what your really saying is that your too lazy to put up the christmas lights.

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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
soooo what your really saying is that your too lazy to put up the christmas lights.

drama
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Right? Why should she even have to ask?! LOL
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
soooo what your really saying is that your too lazy to put up the christmas lights.

drama
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Oposite. I have no use for stinking gawdy chrismas lites.

They make me want to puke.

She wants them up, she can risk beaking a limb herself.

Why the fuck should I?
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
You want some tang? Do it bro!
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Thats right because they isssue their puddin' like whores for money.

Be a good boy and get your puddin'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27211004


There is a price for everything.
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Gotta say I like your attitude.
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
soooo what your really saying is that your too lazy to put up the christmas lights.

drama
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Oposite. I have no use for stinking gawdy chrismas lites.

They make me want to puke.

She wants them up, she can risk beaking a limb herself.

Why the fuck should I?
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bump For a reply.
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
soooo what your really saying is that your too lazy to put up the christmas lights.

drama
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Oposite. I have no use for stinking gawdy chrismas lites.

They make me want to puke.

She wants them up, she can risk beaking a limb herself.

Why the fuck should I?
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bump For a reply.
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Umm, to please the woman you love? How hard was that? Jesus.
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
If lights, tradition, or whatever make her happy, then why not make her happy? Esp, something so simple and easy.
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
soooo what your really saying is that your too lazy to put up the christmas lights.

drama
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23367695


Oposite. I have no use for stinking gawdy chrismas lites.

They make me want to puke.

She wants them up, she can risk beaking a limb herself.

Why the fuck should I?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27211004


hmmm yes because the statistics of people breaking limbs whilst putting up "stinking" christmas lights is sooooo high... I see your point.

not.

whatever lazy ass
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
soooo what your really saying is that your too lazy to put up the christmas lights.

drama
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23367695


Oposite. I have no use for stinking gawdy chrismas lites.

They make me want to puke.

She wants them up, she can risk beaking a limb herself.

Why the fuck should I?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27211004


hmmm yes because the statistics of people breaking limbs whilst putting up "stinking" christmas lights is sooooo high... I see your point.

not.

whatever lazy ass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23367695


Falling off ladders is the most common way to injure oneself around the home dim.

Put the fucking lights up yourself.
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
Female GLPer here.

The OP would be sensible to simply state that he does not think that putting up decorations is worth the risk of injury.

Stand your ground, OP.

This is not about risking life or limb to rescue someone. It's about risking life or limb on a frivolity.

If you don't want to do it: Don't.

How would you feel if if you gave into her whim, then ended up in a body cast? Unimaginable bitterness and resentment.

A simple "No" is sufficient, respectful, and respectable.

Don't get yourself into the emotional blackmail trap.

You do and don't do what give you personal wellbeing and self-respect.
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Female GLPer here.

The OP would be sensible to simply state that he does not think that putting up decorations is worth the risk of injury.

Stand your ground, OP.

This is not about risking life or limb to rescue someone. It's about risking life or limb on a frivolity.

If you don't want to do it: Don't.

How would you feel if if you gave into her whim, then ended up in a body cast? Unimaginable bitterness and resentment.

A simple "No" is sufficient, respectful, and respectable.

Don't get yourself into the emotional blackmail trap.

You do and don't do what give you personal wellbeing and self-respect.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


"Risking life and limb"... really?? To hang up a string of lights?

I mean, to each their own, but is that not a bit over the top?

If OP has some sort of disability that has not been presented or lives on the 16th floor of some building then I retract my statement, but damn, it's just hanging some lights.
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
Female GLPer here.

The OP would be sensible to simply state that he does not think that putting up decorations is worth the risk of injury.

Stand your ground, OP.

This is not about risking life or limb to rescue someone. It's about risking life or limb on a frivolity.

If you don't want to do it: Don't.

How would you feel if if you gave into her whim, then ended up in a body cast? Unimaginable bitterness and resentment.

A simple "No" is sufficient, respectful, and respectable.

Don't get yourself into the emotional blackmail trap.

You do and don't do what give you personal wellbeing and self-respect.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


And, if we are going there, how would he feel if he didn't do it, she did, and she somehow got hurt?
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
You want some tang? Do it bro!
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Even if it is not for Tang, when ladies need help decorating, moving heavy stuff, or doing dangerous jobs, that is what real men do. Tough it out and do not whine, you are giving the rest of us a bad rep.
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
If you don't put up the lights it means that you feel insecure when you are putting them up, like you don't want to be some pussy or something....When all the time, in reality - you just had a small wiener.

:(
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
You want some tang? Do it bro!
 Quoting: Chip


Even if it is not for Tang, when ladies need help decorating, moving heavy stuff, or doing dangerous jobs, that is what real men do. Tough it out and do not whine, you are giving the rest of us a bad rep.
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Plus 1. I'd do it for a complete stranger I walked by.

Green for you!
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Re: What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights
pshhh, you're the man, thats your job. Suck it up and do it for your lady. Shes your woman, its Christmas, how bout you sacrifice a little bit of your precious time to do something nice that will make her happy. Offer it up homeboy. Quit bitchin. You know it'll pay off.
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Pussy whiped girlyman.
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Your the pussy bitching and whining about a little work.

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