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I am a Santanist...ask me a question!

 
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I am a Santanist...ask me a question!
Santanists are not what we're made out to be...so ask away!
Hail Santa!!
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12/27/2012 09:39 AM
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Do you people sacrafice Elves or reindeer?
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Most common misunderstanding about Santanist:

"I'm sorry, did you just say you worshiped Carlos Santana?"
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12/27/2012 09:46 AM
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Re: I am a Santanist...ask me a question!
you don't fear God's punishment?
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Have you ever fantasized about having sex with Zeena Schreck?
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Santanists are not what we're made out to be...so ask away!
Hail Santa!!
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Why do you worship something that hates you?

Wait, you worship Santa?

Last Edited by BRIEF on 12/27/2012 09:56 AM
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Heterosexual pride!

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So in figuring out accusing the Jews of being a fake religion, would allow you to join a group of other people who do the same.
Made you proud? cruise
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You are a santa nist
so worship Santa
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Re: I am a Santanist...ask me a question!
Lucifer = Morning Star = Satan = Venus worship

So you worship a planet
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Hail Santa.
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Santanists are not what we're made out to be...so ask away!
Hail Santa!!
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Not to many questions as we all know Santa.
Say Thanks to Santa for the play station! Hope to see him next year.xmas

Last Edited by stars on 12/27/2012 10:09 AM
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There is no such thing as a 'satanist'. That term is reserved for dumb highschool kids who torture dogs.

The term the Op meant to use, if infact he were genuine, is Luciferian. Satan is a term invented by the Christian church to scare their brainwashed peons into submission. A true Luciferian would not be on this site recruiting for his coven. It is not a church. It is an ideology.
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There is no such thing as a 'satanist'. That term is reserved for dumb highschool kids who torture dogs.

The term the Op meant to use, if infact he were genuine, is Luciferian. Satan is a term invented by the Christian church to scare their brainwashed peons into submission. A true Luciferian would not be on this site recruiting for his coven. It is not a church. It is an ideology.
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There's actually a Church of Satan, founded in the 1960s by the now deceased Anton Szandor LaVey. They refer to themselves as Satanists. They don't believe in the devil or god or anything like that, and they don't sacrifice animals etc.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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What do you know about Santa? Troll.

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Santa is dead!
verysad
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If you're a real satanist, lets put you to the test:
Where the star should always be?
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What do you know about Santa? Troll.
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You asking the MIA OP?
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12/27/2012 12:15 PM
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I prefer Stanism .
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What do you know about Santa? Troll.
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You asking the MIA OP?
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Yeah. That's what I get for asking a question 5 minutes after I wake up...heh.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

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you don't fear God's punishment?
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For worshipping Santa? Do some of you people even have a sense of humour?
The OP obviously didn't make a spelling error in the title lol!
Hail SANTA should have made that clear.
Jesus...
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There is no such thing as a 'satanist'. That term is reserved for dumb highschool kids who torture dogs.

The term the Op meant to use, if infact he were genuine, is Luciferian. Satan is a term invented by the Christian church to scare their brainwashed peons into submission. A true Luciferian would not be on this site recruiting for his coven. It is not a church. It is an ideology.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21239577


SANTANIST...dickhead :-)
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Here is a little Santanaist Music


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