I am a Santanist...ask me a question!

Do you people sacrafice Elves or reindeer?

Most common misunderstanding about Santanist:

"I'm sorry, did you just say you worshiped Carlos Santana?"

you don't fear God's punishment?

Have you ever fantasized about having sex with Zeena Schreck?

Why do you worship something that hates you?

Wait, you worship Santa?

Last Edited by BRIEF on 12/27/2012 09:56 AM

So in figuring out accusing the Jews of being a fake religion, would allow you to join a group of other people who do the same.
Made you proud?

You are a santa nist
so worship Santa

Lucifer = Morning Star = Satan = Venus worship

So you worship a planet

Hail Santa.

Not to many questions as we all know Santa.
Say Thanks to Santa for the play station! Hope to see him next year.

Last Edited by stars on 12/27/2012 10:09 AM

There is no such thing as a 'satanist'. That term is reserved for dumb highschool kids who torture dogs.

The term the Op meant to use, if infact he were genuine, is Luciferian. Satan is a term invented by the Christian church to scare their brainwashed peons into submission. A true Luciferian would not be on this site recruiting for his coven. It is not a church. It is an ideology.

There's actually a Church of Satan, founded in the 1960s by the now deceased Anton Szandor LaVey. They refer to themselves as Satanists. They don't believe in the devil or god or anything like that, and they don't sacrifice animals etc.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

What do you know about Santa? Troll.

Last Edited by Chip on 12/27/2012 10:56 AM

Santa is dead!

If you're a real satanist, lets put you to the test:
Where the star should always be?

You asking the MIA OP?

I prefer Stanism .

Yeah. That's what I get for asking a question 5 minutes after I wake up...heh.

For worshipping Santa? Do some of you people even have a sense of humour?
The OP obviously didn't make a spelling error in the title lol!
Hail SANTA should have made that clear.
Jesus...

SANTANIST...dickhead :-)

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