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Kidnap The "Sandy 'Claws"

dave j
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12/25/2012 02:04 AM
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Kidnap The "Sandy 'Claws"

Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws I wanna do it Let's draw straws Jack said, "We should work together" Three of a kindBirds of a feather Now and foreverWheeee(La, la, laLa, la, la)
Kidnap the Sandy ClawsLock him up real tightThrow away the key and thenTurn off all the lights
First, we're goin' to set some baitInside a nasty trap and waitWhen he comes a-sniffing we willSnap the trap and close the gate
Wait, I've got a better planTo catch this big red lobster manLet's pop him in a boiling potAnd when he's done we'll butter him up
Kidnap the Sandy ClawsThrow him in a box Bury him for ninety yearsThen see if he talks
Then Mr. Oogie Boogie manCan take the whole thing over thenHe'II be so pleased, I do declareThat he will cook him rare, wheee
I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his doorAnd then knock three timesAnd when he answersSandy Claws will be no more
Yes you're so stupid, think nowIf we blow him up to smithereensWe may lose some piecesAnd then Jack will beat us black and green
Kidnap the Sandy ClawsTie him in a bag Throw him in the oceanThen, see if he is sad
Because Mr. Oogie BoogieIs the meanest guy aroundIf I were on his boogie listI'd get out of town
He'II be so pleased by our successThat he'll reward us too, I betPerhaps he'll make his special brewOf snake and spider stew
We're his little henchmen andWe take our job with prideWe do our best to please himAnd stay on his good side
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumbI'm not the dumb one You're no funShut upMake meI've got something, listen nowThis one is real good, you'll see
We'II send a present to his doorUpon there'll be a note to readNow, in the box we'll wait and hideUntil' his curiosity Entices him to look insideAnd then we'll have himOne, two, three
Kidnap the Sandy ClawsBeat him with a stickLock him up for ninety years, see whatMakes him tick
Kidnap the Sandy ClawsChop him into bitsMr. Oogie BoogieIs sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the sandy clawsSee what we will seeLock him in a cageAnd then throw away the key