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Happy Birthday Jesus we your children loves You!!!

 
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Jesus never lied. So why would you think that telling lies to millions of children about an imaginary fat-man in an imaginary sleigh, with flying deer pulling it, and then on top of that, observing this lie on a day that was a pagan-based holiday- used to worship pagan God's- Why do you think that these stupidities and the many more that celebrate excess, revelries and selfishness, being observed on a day that is not even his birthday would make him happy? I think it makes Satan smile, to see how easily the majority are misled......You are not Christ's children
"Life is tough, it's tougher if you are stupid." - John Wayne

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12/25/2012 09:58 AM

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AMEN !!! Even if today isn't really His birthday. LOL

I think we should celebrate him EVERYDAY.

Happy Birthday Jesus - our Lord, Our Savior, Our Master, and Our KING !!!!

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happy birthday meme called jesus who actually hide negative entities who are raping humanity for centuries. Your children are hopeless
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John 8:44 YOU are from YOUR father the Devil, and YOU wish to do the desires of YOUR father. That one was a manslayer when he began, and he did not stand fast in the truth, because truth is not in him. When he speaks the lie, he speaks according to his own disposition, because he is a liar and the father of [the lie]. 45 Because I, on the other hand, tell the truth, YOU do not believe me. 46 Who of YOU convicts me of sin? If I speak truth, why is it YOU do not believe me? 47 He that is from God listens to the sayings of God. This is why YOU do not listen, because YOU are not from God.”
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Jesus never lied. So why would you think that telling lies to millions of children about an imaginary fat-man in an imaginary sleigh, with flying deer pulling it, and then on top of that, observing this lie on a day that was a pagan-based holiday- used to worship pagan God's- Why do you think that these stupidities and the many more that celebrate excess, revelries and selfishness, being observed on a day that is not even his birthday would make him happy? I think it makes Satan smile, to see how easily the majority are misled......You are not Christ's children
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Jesus only existed metaphorically, don't ruin it for the other children..and yourself.
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


Uhm....well.... eccept me.
 Quoting: Libra II 1001450


It is except me and those of us who go to heaven will be very very happy that we made Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour; while most of you will be screaming and hollering in the bowels of hellfire and brimstone!!
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Everytime you guys say Amen at the end of your prayer your giving praise to Amun-Ra. You blindly worship the Sun god. Jesus isn't even his real name you Christians and Catholics know nothing. All you do is regurgitate splurge from a man made book.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21108807


since you're an atheist you don't know nothing
*please if you haven't already, accept jesus as your lord and savior. the time is now.
*being awake is awesome
*remember, being awake means nothing if you dont have Christ
leedle leedle,leedle lee.
when the going gets tough, back that ass up
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Amen! Happy Birthday Lord Jesus!
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Everytime you guys say Amen at the end of your prayer your giving praise to Amun-Ra. You blindly worship the Sun god. Jesus isn't even his real name you Christians and Catholics know nothing. All you do is regurgitate splurge from a man made book.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21108807


since you're an atheist you don't know nothing
 Quoting: katzi


"You don't know nothing"
Please, apart from your total lack of English skills, teach us what we don't know...
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FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD....

That he gave his only begotten son as a living Sacrafice, that those who would BELIVE would not perish but have everlasting life....

JOHN 3:16

Thank you Jesus for coming into this world and for the eternal blessing you gave us to reconcile us sinners to our Heavenly Father....

Happy Birthday Jesus!!,!!!

Merry Christmas friends!

May you find the Love and Peace in Jesus Christ this Christmas Day...

hfhf
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And all I can say is Amen thank. You Lord Jesus.I'll sing praises to your name O God, for your Name is greate and worthy to be praised!!! Merry Christmas all Jesus Children! Look up Jesus is coming soon. Love to meet you all.
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


AMEN
AMEN
AMEN
AMEN
AMEN

I love Jesus Christ.

Merry Christmas.


AND
AMEN
AMEN
AMEN.


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the christians who think christmas is jesus' birthday are always the most amusing.
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While I have serious doubts that Jesus was born anywhere near the 25th of December, it is still the day we recognize this birth...so Merry Christmas...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

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Count me all in for Jesus Christ.
Of course He was not born Dec. 25th, but that is the day we choose to remember what is real: He was God, but chose to come to this world and to become a baby, and grow up to make history's greatest achievement and give us the greatest gift---He died for our sins ....then He rose from the dead.

He will come for those who are waiting and take them to eternal paradise.Even so come, Lord Jesus

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Count me all in for Jesus Christ.
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In his anus.

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Nice to see this thread pinned. Happy birthday Jesus, I don't care if it's been proven that you were born in April or whatever the month was, this is the time we celebrate your birthday and I'm OK with that. Happy B-day big guy! :D
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Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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But I love the pope. He's alright that guy.
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I don't love the Pope - certainly not - although I find it most interesting his taste for high-end beautiful rich religious garments - he really likes wearing those colours with glitter, amazing embroidery, brocade, silver and gold. Whatever he will wear he really does it in style.

He really is quite stylish. A fashionista.

I watched the night Mass at St Peter's on CTV (Television Center of the Vatican) last night.

I tried spotting the red shoes but could not see them.

This Pope is so clean-cut with beautiful white hair floating in the wind. Never seen one like him before. His predecessor was rather simple in his wear and manners. This one is the complete opposite.

and...

Happy birthday Jesus!
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Happy b-day HORUS the SUN of god smile_kiss
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Baby Jesus, FTW!

"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?"

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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


Merry CHRISTmas! You made me smile. I love Jesus too.
-- EK
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Happy Birthday to our wonderful Lord and Savior!!
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
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Merry CHRISTmas! You made me smile. I love Jesus too.
 Quoting: ElectricKoolaid


If you like we Jesus it would be wise not to celebrate the pagan holiday that the elite have credited to Christ. While energy is spent on Christmas you're actually participating in an occult ritual. Feeding the fire.
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


Jesus doesn't want you to Love him...He want's you to love yourselves and all living creatures on earth. Love and respect them.

With thoughts like this, it's no wonder this whole planet is going to be damned;

Thread: Let me get this straight - The Ancient Romans used copper plumbing, and had flushable toilets..yet Indians in India still shit on the sidewalk?
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Horus

Born 3000 B.C, 25th December
Egyptian God
Born of a virgin (Isis-Merion =Mary)
His father was called “Seb” = Joseph
Adorned by 3 Kings
Star in the east
Teacher at the age of 12
Baptized at the age of 30
Had 12 disciples
Preformed miracles i.e. Healing the sick, walking on water etc...
Known as “the lamb of God/ the light” etc...
Betrayed & Crucified
Dead for 3 days
And thus resurrected

Attis

Born 1700 B.C, 25th December
Greek God
Born of a virgin (Nana)
Star in the east
Teacher at the age of 12
Baptized at the age of 30
Had 12 disciples
Preformed miracles i.e. Healing the sick, walking on water etc...
Known as “the lamb of God/ the light” etc...
Betrayed & Crucified
Dead for 3 days
And thus resurrected on March 25

Mithra

Born 1200 B.C, 25th December
Persian God
Born of a virgin
His birth was attended by shepherds bearing gifts
Star in the east
Worshiped on Sundays
Baptized at the age of 30
Had 12 disciples
Preformed miracles i.e. Healing the sick, walking on water etc...
Known as “the Good Shepherd/ the light” etc...
Betrayed & Crucified
Dead for 3 days
And thus resurrected

Krishna

Born 900 B.C, 25th December
Indian God
Born of a virgin (Devaki)
Adorned by 3 Kings
Star in the east
Teacher at the age of 12
Was a Carpenter
Baptized at the age of 30
Had 12 disciples
Preformed miracles i.e. Healing the sick, walking on water etc...
Known as “the lamb of God/ the light” etc...
Betrayed & Crucified
Dead for 3 days
And thus resurrected

Zoroaster/Zarathustra

Born 628 B.C, 25th December
Iranian Prophet
Born of a virgin (“immaculate conception by a ray of divine reason.”)
He astounded wise men with his wisdom
Star in the east
He began his ministry at age 30
Had 12 disciples
Preformed miracles i.e. Healing the sick, walking on water etc...
Known as “the lamb of God/ the light” etc...
He was slain
He had a sacred cup or grail.
And thus resurrected
Zoroaster’s followers expected a “second coming” in the virgin-born Saoshynt or Savior

Jesus Christ

Born 4 B.C, Month unknown, (Celebrated on the 25th December)
Christian God
Born of a virgin (Mary)
Adorned by 3 Kings
Star in the east
Teacher at the age of 12
Was also a Carpenter
Baptized at the age of 30 and started his ministry
Had 12 disciples
Preformed miracles i.e. Healing the sick, walking on water, turned water into wine, etc...
Known as “the lamb of God/ the light” etc...
Betrayed & Crucified
Dead for 3 days
And thus resurrected

Dionysus

Born 200 A.D, 25th December
Greek God
Born of a virgin
Star in the east
Teacher at the age of 12
Baptized at the age of 30
Had 12 disciples
Preformed miracles i.e. Healing the sick, Turning water into wine etc...
Known as “the king of kings/ the Alpha & Omega” etc...
Betrayed & Crucified
Dead for 3 days
And thus resurrected
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


Jesus doesn't want you to Love him...He want's you to love yourselves and all living creatures on earth. Love and respect them.

With thoughts like this, it's no wonder this whole planet is going to be damned;

Thread: Let me get this straight - The Ancient Romans used copper plumbing, and had flushable toilets..yet Indians in India still shit on the sidewalk?
 Quoting: El Quisqueyano


Stop loving Jesus and start Loving all living creatures on this planet, with absolutely no bias. Then when you learn to do that then you will walk in Jesus steps.
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"I stand amazed"......




at how many people are so gullible and emotional over a myth.


Why not worship a "happy" book.....like Winnie the Pooh?


You seem to have no idea as to the pain, suffering and war that your beliefs bring to this world.



I'm sad for everyone who has been touched by religion.




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While I have serious doubts that Jesus was born anywhere near the 25th of December, it is still the day we recognize this birth...so Merry Christmas...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


The problem is recognizing it on December 25th which is the demon god Mithras' birthday. That is really a dishonor and slap in the face to Jesus.

For one, he never celebrated his birthday because only pagans did that. The early Jews and Christians never celebrated birthdays. And also the bible is silent as to the exact date of his birth. The bible never recorded birthdays. The only thing we do know is that he was born late September/early October.

He did tell his followers to only remember his death which bought us back from eternal sin and death. It wasn't his birth that did this.

The question Christians should always ask is is this(Christmas) what Jesus would want. And it would be a resounding NO. It is a very demonic day. It should be ignored by all who truly love Jesus.

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