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Happy Birthday Jesus we your children loves You!!!

 
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12/25/2012 11:46 AM
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


Merry CHRISTmas! You made me smile. I love Jesus too.
 Quoting: ElectricKoolaid


If you like we Jesus it would be wise not to celebrate the pagan holiday that the elite have credited to Christ. While energy is spent on Christmas you're actually participating in an occult ritual. Feeding the fire.
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This is true.
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12/25/2012 11:49 AM
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Love you Jesus! My Brother. My Savior. My Captain. My Lord. My King!!!
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12/25/2012 11:52 AM
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Believing that Jesus is real is the same reason that some Indians still still shit in the street. There are still stupid people in the world.
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12/25/2012 11:55 AM
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Ever study the French and Russian revolutions? What do we eventually do to all kings?

Jesus is King of only ignorant lambs. Only Chiristians would be flattered to be called the LordKing's sheep.
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12/25/2012 11:58 AM
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Happy birthday Jesus! Look at all the wars you've helped cause!
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12/25/2012 11:58 AM
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Amen! God loves everybody even those who don't believe!

I was a fool and thought I was too smart for God too once. What a joke!

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12/25/2012 12:03 PM
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your god's children, not jesus
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Happy Birthday Jesus! We all love you. Thank you soo much for paying the penalty for our sins. I am waiting for your return.
John 3:16 - For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.

Psalm 141:10 - Let the wicked fall into thier own nets, While I escape safely.
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12/25/2012 12:12 PM
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Yes it is a most worthy celebration...
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12/25/2012 12:15 PM
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Jesus never lied. So why would you think that telling lies to millions of children about an imaginary fat-man in an imaginary sleigh, with flying deer pulling it, and then on top of that, observing this lie on a day that was a pagan-based holiday- used to worship pagan God's- Why do you think that these stupidities and the many more that celebrate excess, revelries and selfishness, being observed on a day that is not even his birthday would make him happy? I think it makes Satan smile, to see how easily the majority are misled......You are not Christ's children
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Thank you! Its frustrating to see so many who are blind and refuse to want to see.clappa
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


Merry CHRISTmas! You made me smile. I love Jesus too.
 Quoting: ElectricKoolaid


If you like we Jesus it would be wise not to celebrate the pagan holiday that the elite have credited to Christ. While energy is spent on Christmas you're actually participating in an occult ritual. Feeding the fire.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29642583


This is true.
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It's the thought that counts.
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


AMEN... All glory and honor belong to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
(John 3:16 NIV)
Thank you Lord for your sacrifice. We honor your Life and Holy Spirit on this day.
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bump

Well said!
"Government is NOT reason; it is NOT eloquent; it is FORCE. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant, and a fearful master". George Washington
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


You illiterate maggot. Here's hoping jesus takes you the fuck away really soon... :-)
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Happy Birthday Jesus! We all love you. Thank you soo much for paying the penalty for our sins. I am waiting for your return.
 Quoting: txtrblmkr


It's going to be one loooooong wait, amigo :-)
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12/25/2012 02:02 PM
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Amen! Today Jesus will be remembered all day for us! Used to be a time we'd worry about presents, money an stress! Not this year! Think about it, it's like a birthday party thrown for you, and everybody exchanges presents to each other and ignite you... We would literally do that, I'm very ashamed! Not this year and never again, praise god for all we have and praise him in tr storm :)
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12/25/2012 02:06 PM
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THX

BRB

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By the way... this thread is a nonsense. Do you think that Jesus will read this or even reply to this?

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12/25/2012 02:17 PM
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Celebrating birthdays is PAGAN. Look it up.

If you're really a "christian," then you would not be celebrating ANY birthdays, even that of "Jesus."
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12/25/2012 02:19 PM
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Everytime you guys say Amen at the end of your prayer your giving praise to Amun-Ra. You blindly worship the Sun god. Jesus isn't even his real name you Christians and Catholics know nothing. All you do is regurgitate splurge from a man made book.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21108807


actually we'd have KNOW who the hell Amun-Ra was to pray to him.

Shaddup.

And OP - Amen and praise Jesus!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30698070


LOL my point exactly proving you know nothing.
Christianity is basically astrotheology with a dash of Egyptian mystery school. The Sun motionless (dead) for five days from the winter equinox. On the fifth day is resurrected. Most of you christians think you love so called Jesus and yet you don't follow the real teachings. Yeshua frowns upon you.
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Happy Birthday Mithras! YOU are the reason for the season!

Ahh ... I miss the good 'ol days, back when these 'tards were fed to the lions!
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ohyeah
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Jesus isn't God and today isn't his birthday

Satan wants you to think both are true. That's why he's called the father of the lie.
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12/25/2012 03:39 PM
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Regardless of when he was born, today is the day many of us celebrate his birth. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!
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12/25/2012 03:45 PM
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Any reason to celebrate, and get trashed, right?...
We are awfully happy for a country that's about to fall off a fiscal cliff, and are dealing with the deaths of children. Good time to celebrate though. Rock on.
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446

You people are so dumb, Jesus's birthday wasn't ,in december, and before you smart asses wanna start commenting search it up yourself,
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12/25/2012 04:56 PM
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Father fill us up with new mercy and open the eyes from those that cannot see and understand what you are doing right now
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Happy birthday imaginary fucktard
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But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous.
For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have?

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