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Happy Birthday Jesus we your children loves You!!!

 
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Happy Birthday Jesus we your children loves You!!!
Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
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Uhm....well.... eccept me.
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


Uhm....well.... except me.
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But I love the pope. He's alright that guy.
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


AMEN... All glory and honor belong to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
(John 3:16 NIV)
Thank you Lord for your sacrifice. We honor your Life and Holy Spirit on this day.
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Everytime you guys say Amen at the end of your prayer your giving praise to Amun-Ra. You blindly worship the Sun god. Jesus isn't even his real name you Christians and Catholics know nothing. All you do is regurgitate splurge from a man made book.
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lol
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Re: Happy Birthday Jesus we your children loves You!!!
Everytime you guys say Amen at the end of your prayer your giving praise to Amun-Ra. You blindly worship the Sun god. Jesus isn't even his real name you Christians and Catholics know nothing. All you do is regurgitate splurge from a man made book.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21108807


actually we'd have KNOW who the hell Amun-Ra was to pray to him.

Shaddup.

And OP - Amen and praise Jesus!
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Happy birthday dad (:
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


Yay!

We call him Santa in Australia!

He comes around in a sleigh and gives us toys and shit.

He is friends with a rabbit that leaves chocolate eggs.
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The pope said today isn't Jesus' birthday. angel3

[link to newsfeed.time.com]

Last Edited by Silent Wind on 12/25/2012 07:15 AM
Comforting the disturbed and disturbing the comfortable.

"So long as it harms no other, do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"
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The pope said today isn't Jesus' birthday. angel3

[link to newsfeed.time.com]
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Thread: Merry at the end of the year bankers holiday!
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
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I have a feeling he's walking on earth at the moment

uhoh
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Happy birthday Jesus. If you are an alien from another planet like Nibiru please come back to Earth and save us from the corrupt. But please help those in need first... people who are sick or starving.
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


Amen!
Southern Born and Southern Bred and when I'm gone I'll be Southern Dead.
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Amen!
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Happy Birth day JESUS we your children loves you and cant wait for you my Lord you are the best. And all His children say Amem 5 * for iur Lord and Saviour!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


Were Jesus to return today 'riding a white horse out of the sky', multiply loaves and fishes, walk on water, change water into wine, raise the dead, heal the sick...

And then tell you that the Doctrine of "resurrection" is a Doctrine of 'Rebirth' (which is the Doctrine that he taught), you would accuse him of being "possessed by demons" (just like the Sadducees did) and would be screaming the modern equivalent of "give us Barabbas".

You don't love Jesus at all; nor do you have any interest in his Teaching about the "resurrection".

What you 'love' is an image of Jesus that you have created out of the metaphysical idolatry of Paul; while, in fact, worshiping the Egyptian 'god of the dead' (Chapter 20:38 of the Gospel of Luke) with the belief in a general physical raising of dead bodies from the grave.

Michael
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Jesus' Birthday is Trumpets, the 1st day of the Tabernacles feast, or Rosh Hashanah. This year fell on September 17th
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FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD....

That he gave his only begotten son as a living Sacrafice, that those who would BELIVE would not perish but have everlasting life....

JOHN 3:16

Thank you Jesus for coming into this world and for the eternal blessing you gave us to reconcile us sinners to our Heavenly Father....

Happy Birthday Jesus!!,!!!

Merry Christmas friends!

May you find the Love and Peace in Jesus Christ this Christmas Day...

hfhf
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Jesus fucking christ !
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Jesus was a Jew
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Jesus was born in September.
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Nice to see this thread pinned. Happy birthday Jesus, I don't care if it's been proven that you were born in April or whatever the month was, this is the time we celebrate your birthday and I'm OK with that. Happy B-day big guy! :D





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