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Nobody was at mass tonight...

 
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Nobody was at mass tonight...
after mass i witnessed this

because i went to mass with the nobody.


and this one priest was saying merry x-mas to every parishioner, but when the nobody approached him, he just stared at him, and did not say merry x-mas or anything. The nobody said merry x-mas to the priest, and he said "thank you". And he didn't say another word and the nobody walked away, and then the priest continued to say merry x-mas to everyone

discuss!

bonghit
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
hiding
pi

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12/25/2012 02:23 AM
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
Nope... unless it was imaginary.
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
after mass i witnessed this

because i went to mass with the nobody.


and this one priest was saying merry x-mas to every parishioner, but when the nobody approached him, he just stared at him, and did not say merry x-mas or anything. The nobody said merry x-mas to the priest, and he said "thank you". And he didn't say another word and the nobody walked away, and then the priest continued to say merry x-mas to everyone

discuss!

bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1747431


mass is for the mass-brainwashed.
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12/25/2012 02:32 AM
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
they were all out buying guns
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12/25/2012 02:56 AM
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
yes, Because almost everyone has woken up to the lies of religion
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
Nope... unless it was imaginary.
 Quoting: pi


saw it with my own eyes..
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12/25/2012 09:41 AM
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
oh shutup with this crap.
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12/25/2012 12:34 PM
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
mass as in Massachusetts?


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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
after mass i witnessed this

because i went to mass with the nobody.


and this one priest was saying merry x-mas to every parishioner, but when the nobody approached him, he just stared at him, and did not say merry x-mas or anything. The nobody said merry x-mas to the priest, and he said "thank you". And he didn't say another word and the nobody walked away, and then the priest continued to say merry x-mas to everyone

discuss!

bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1747431


Some have a countenance which focuses attention. It is not necessarily an extremely rare trait, but one which is often hidden.

When you meet the eyes of an illuminated one, ones breath will catch.

Those who know what to look for, that is.


Your priest it seems, is thankfully one of those.

hf
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
oh shutup with this crap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6299411


truth hurts

its hard to look in the eyes of the eternal..
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
mass as in Massachusetts?


1rof1
 Quoting: 1908247


quite a funny one
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
after mass i witnessed this

because i went to mass with the nobody.


and this one priest was saying merry x-mas to every parishioner, but when the nobody approached him, he just stared at him, and did not say merry x-mas or anything. The nobody said merry x-mas to the priest, and he said "thank you". And he didn't say another word and the nobody walked away, and then the priest continued to say merry x-mas to everyone

discuss!

bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1747431


Some have a countenance which focuses attention. It is not necessarily an extremely rare trait, but one which is often hidden.

When you meet the eyes of an illuminated one, ones breath will catch.

Those who know what to look for, that is.


Your priest it seems, is thankfully one of those.

hf
 Quoting: Seer777


thx seer, i am going to relay that to the nobody :)
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12/25/2012 06:50 PM
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
after mass i witnessed this

because i went to mass with the nobody.


and this one priest was saying merry x-mas to every parishioner, but when the nobody approached him, he just stared at him, and did not say merry x-mas or anything. The nobody said merry x-mas to the priest, and he said "thank you". And he didn't say another word and the nobody walked away, and then the priest continued to say merry x-mas to everyone

discuss!

bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1747431


you forget, the priest probably heard his confession, its probably the only real excitement he's afforded. I bet thats the reason for the thank you.
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12/25/2012 06:53 PM
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
good they should be in their homes worshiping the Lord, not your satanic brotherhood.
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12/25/2012 06:54 PM
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
they're all at new jerusalem russ's
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
after mass i witnessed this

because i went to mass with the nobody.


and this one priest was saying merry x-mas to every parishioner, but when the nobody approached him, he just stared at him, and did not say merry x-mas or anything. The nobody said merry x-mas to the priest, and he said "thank you". And he didn't say another word and the nobody walked away, and then the priest continued to say merry x-mas to everyone

discuss!

bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1747431


you forget, the priest probably heard his confession, its probably the only real excitement he's afforded. I bet thats the reason for the thank you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20093181


lol the nobody has not been to confession in years rofl
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
they're all at new jerusalem russ's
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ROFL :)
hf
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
good they should be in their homes worshiping the Lord, not your satanic brotherhood.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 706857


hmm

worshipping the lord brings you into the satanic brotherhood

get your facts straight
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12/25/2012 06:59 PM
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
everyone loves new jerusalem russ


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12/25/2012 07:00 PM
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...



new jerusalem russ
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new jerusalem russ
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30818862


hf
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
[link to datkrakaroach.wix.com]
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Re: Nobody was at mass tonight...
The nobody took a dump in his pew, get it ?

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