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God shall send the Holy Spirit, so that they shall learn the truth.

They shall be all enlightened, who believed the truth, that i have sent them.

Now you can to tell me where to go.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


Keep believing that, the game has you well under control...

No need to tell you where to go, I already know...

The astral heavens, where you can continue and relish your slave status...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25784525


The Game? did you mean the love & compassion I feel in my heart?

God is that of the universe

Mother is that of the Earth

Me is that, of my Higher Self(my Angel, my guide)

To have the Holy Spirit to awaken one, we can become one with our Higher spirits(Father, Mother< higher self)

Who wouldn't want to be enlightened by ant of those spirits?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


Actually, Jesus was speaking different of His mother. You never knew Him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


OoH Because the bible told you so!

You were born on Mother Earth your organic being is her organic being. God has designed us in his own image, and Mother Earth, conceived us on her planet.

She provides us many things that we take for granted. She gives us shelter, food, medicine plants, shit the list goes on.

The Earth has a Spirit, and Jesus was a great spiritual man, and to think she never existed to him is being delusional, by your own beliefs. We are spiritual beings, and not religious beings.
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God gave us a present today a awesome lighting storm and RAIN
I just want to say how much I love my Lord and Savior chorus


List what he has given yousmile_kiss
 Quoting: Goofy for God


The lightening and rain comes from the planetary spirit... It has zip to do with your alien beings...

As far as what he has given you - let me see...

A genetically manipulated body, programmed for subservience...

A hierarchial structure, where 99% serve 1%...

False paradigms, such as religion...

Plenty of war...

Police states...

Poisoned food, water, and air...

etc, etc, etc,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25784525


Really? I thought mankind did those things to himself with free will. Like BP, FUKUSHIMA, WWI and WWII, GMO foods, pedophilia, rape etc.........on second thought.....mankind does do these things.......the Lord warned us about ourselves.

May you find eternal salvation through our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ if it is the will of our Father.

hfsmile_kisschorus
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Keep believing that, the game has you well under control...

No need to tell you where to go, I already know...

The astral heavens, where you can continue and relish your slave status...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25784525


The Game? did you mean the love & compassion I feel in my heart?

God is that of the universe

Mother is that of the Earth

Me is that, of my Higher Self(my Angel, my guide)

To have the Holy Spirit to awaken one, we can become one with our Higher spirits(Father, Mother< higher self)

Who wouldn't want to be enlightened by ant of those spirits?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


Actually, Jesus was speaking different of His mother. You never knew Him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


OoH Because the bible told you so!

You were born on Mother Earth your organic being is her organic being. God has designed us in his own image, and Mother Earth, conceived us on her planet.

She provides us many things that we take for granted. She gives us shelter, food, medicine plants, shit the list goes on.

The Earth has a Spirit, and Jesus was a great spiritual man, and to think she never existed to him is being delusional, by your own beliefs. We are spiritual beings, and not religious beings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


Again, you have nothing to do with Jesus Christ. But everything with the New-Age-BS.
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I thought Jesus was born during the Summer?

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"Big wooly mammoth gonna wear my coat in the middle of the summertime"
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS !!!!!
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Happy Birthday Jesus the great prophet
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God gave us a present today a awesome lighting storm and RAIN
I just want to say how much I love my Lord and Savior chorus


List what he has given yousmile_kiss
 Quoting: Goofy for God


today is a commercialized scam........ its not his birthday. the worst ever brainwashing isn't the television or the news... its religion.
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12/25/2012 10:34 AM
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I love you Jesus! Thankyou for the best gift of all. smile_hear
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Not his real bdaypeace. He was a spring baby. Born under the sign of Aries, I believe sun, Jupiter and moon were aligned at that time which is a portent for a regal birth.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS !!!!!
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WAKE UP!
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No proof Jesus existed....... Just a character in a book rewritten over and over.
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What are you afraid of then? You are scared of something....it shows in your words.

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John will get you well on your Way.

[link to www.e-sword.net] use the GNB with the included commentaries. It will change your life.hf
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I love you Jesus! Thankyou for the best gift of all. smile_hear
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bumpz
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Today is not jesus`s birthday...get over it.
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Christ.
Mass.

dec. 25 chosen by the church to have the Mass for Christ.

and we also use that day to celebrate His birth,


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move along --mind your own business and leave Christian alone,--there is nothing to hate here.

or

come to Christ

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Col 2:8 Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.


Col 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.
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I love you Jesus! Thankyou for the best gift of all. smile_hear
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:bumpz:
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You would show your love for God by abandoning the Sun worship, beginning with.
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it is NOT jesus's birthday ... get over it - you are participating in a gross lie ... Dec 25th is the return of the SUN (god) and how you believe that celebrating it on the wrong day pleases Jesus or God, is beyond my ability to comprehend... especially NOW when he isn't even included in the celebration


if you were king, and the citizens of your nation, decided to celebrate your son's B'day on the wrong date and then X-clude him - how pleased would YOU be when Jesus was forgotten and Santa became the idol that you worshiped

if you really loved Jesus, and had any respect for him or his dad, then you wouldn't participate in this farce

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NOOO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY HORUS!!!! smile_kiss
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it is NOT jesus's birthday ... get over it - you are participating in a gross lie ... Dec 25th is the return of the SUN (god) and how you believe that celebrating it on the wrong day pleases Jesus or God, is beyond my ability to comprehend... especially NOW when he isn't even included in the celebration


if you were king, and the citizens of your nation, decided to celebrate your son's B'day on the wrong date and then X-clude him - how pleased would YOU be when Jesus was forgotten and Santa became the idol that you worshiped
 Quoting: SunnyDaze





^^^^^THIS^^^^^^
Because YES it does matter
and it is OUTLINED in the words given to Moses WHEN we are to celebrate. THIS ALSO includes our Messiah's birthday. *ALL* of those FEASTS are shadow pictures!!

I LOVE GOD with ALL my heart and soul
and I asked the LORD to open my eyes, and HE DID. He will bestow no more knowledge on you than what you are WILLING to abide by. Mind you, HE said to KEEP HIS WORDS.

LOVE YOU ALL
I say this ONLY with LOVE in my heart
PLEASE read Jeremiah.... AFTER you read the words of our LORD that he gave to Moses.
~~Much Peace, Love, and Light~~Always
Concerning life and death: I embrace both equally!
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it is NOT jesus's birthday ... get over it - you are participating in a gross lie ... Dec 25th is the return of the SUN (god) and how you believe that celebrating it on the wrong day pleases Jesus or God, is beyond my ability to comprehend... especially NOW when he isn't even included in the celebration


if you were king, and the citizens of your nation, decided to celebrate your son's B'day on the wrong date and then X-clude him - how pleased would YOU be when Jesus was forgotten and Santa became the idol that you worshiped
 Quoting: SunnyDaze





^^^^^THIS^^^^^^
Because YES it does matter
and it is OUTLINED in the words given to Moses WHEN we are to celebrate. THIS ALSO includes our Messiah's birthday. *ALL* of those FEASTS are shadow pictures!!

I LOVE GOD with ALL my heart and soul
and I asked the LORD to open my eyes, and HE DID. He will bestow no more knowledge on you than what you are WILLING to abide by. Mind you, HE said to KEEP HIS WORDS.

LOVE YOU ALL
I say this ONLY with LOVE in my heart
PLEASE read Jeremiah.... AFTER you read the words of our LORD that he gave to Moses.
 Quoting: WishinForTheMission


Santa Claus St Nick was a saint in the church and is a Christian figure who today represents the spirit of giving.

The consumer driven Christmas we see today originated from Saturnalia which Christians adopted from pagan beliefs
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Thread: The titles of Jesus in Islam
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Nobody really gives a shit, today is about greed and self indulgence.. oh and also lying to the next generation.

No wonder the west is full of sheep, parents willingly train them from birth to believe in bullshit.

Get fcuked
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LOVE!

hf
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it is NOT jesus's birthday ... get over it - you are participating in a gross lie ... Dec 25th is the return of the SUN (god) and how you believe that celebrating it on the wrong day pleases Jesus or God, is beyond my ability to comprehend... especially NOW when he isn't even included in the celebration


if you were king, and the citizens of your nation, decided to celebrate your son's B'day on the wrong date and then X-clude him - how pleased would YOU be when Jesus was forgotten and Santa became the idol that you worshiped
 Quoting: SunnyDaze





^^^^^THIS^^^^^^
Because YES it does matter
and it is OUTLINED in the words given to Moses WHEN we are to celebrate. THIS ALSO includes our Messiah's birthday. *ALL* of those FEASTS are shadow pictures!!

I LOVE GOD with ALL my heart and soul
and I asked the LORD to open my eyes, and HE DID. He will bestow no more knowledge on you than what you are WILLING to abide by. Mind you, HE said to KEEP HIS WORDS.

LOVE YOU ALL
I say this ONLY with LOVE in my heart
PLEASE read Jeremiah.... AFTER you read the words of our LORD that he gave to Moses.
 Quoting: WishinForTheMission


Santa Claus St Nick was a saint in the church and is a Christian figure who today represents the spirit of giving.

The consumer driven Christmas we see today originated from Saturnalia which Christians adopted from pagan beliefs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30738753




NICK.... a WORD FOR SATAN
AKA:
old scratch, OLD NICK, belzebub, the devil.... ect
GO LOOK IT UP
and IF the devil were to pick something to turn into a day for him, THIS would be it, and HAS been IT.

Our forefathers outlawed the celebrating of "christmas" because they KNEW what an abomination it was. The ideas of christmas introduced into American MAINSTREAM were from Washington Irving, the very same author who wrote, "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow", "The Devil and Tom Walker", and many other works such as that. I am only stating what is truth. I learned this in college, and it truly did not make since to me UNTIL I prayed for GOD to OPEN MY EYES.
Anyway, I wish you each and everyone a BLESSED day... today, tomorrow, and the next .....
~~~~ALWAYS~~~~
~~Much Peace, Love, and Light~~Always
Concerning life and death: I embrace both equally!
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Forgot to add, lying to kids is such a god Christian trait haha its fucking laughable if it wasnt so serious
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God gave us a present today a awesome lighting storm and RAIN
I just want to say how much I love my Lord and Savior chorus


List what he has given yousmile_kiss
 Quoting: Goofy for God


you need to be in a mental hospital
..why don't you take a seat over there
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it is NOT jesus's birthday ... get over it - you are participating in a gross lie ... Dec 25th is the return of the SUN (god) and how you believe that celebrating it on the wrong day pleases Jesus or God, is beyond my ability to comprehend... especially NOW when he isn't even included in the celebration


if you were king, and the citizens of your nation, decided to celebrate your son's B'day on the wrong date and then X-clude him - how pleased would YOU be when Jesus was forgotten and Santa became the idol that you worshiped

if you really loved Jesus, and had any respect for him or his dad, then you wouldn't participate in this farce
 Quoting: SunnyDaze


When and how do you propose we celebrate the entrance before the exit of the Lord? Perhaps you feel it a non-issue? If you are going to tear down without building up..... what is the point? You only complain without a solution.......what is your solution? No celebration of the Messiah's entrance?

"Now, to what can I compare the people of this day? They are like children sitting in the marketplace. One group shouts to the other, 'We played wedding music for you, but you wouldn't dance! We sang funeral songs, but you wouldn't cry!' When John came, he fasted and drank no wine, and everyone said, 'He has a demon in him!' When the Son of Man came, he ate and drank, and everyone said, 'Look at this man! He is a glutton and wine drinker, a friend of tax collectors and other outcasts!' God's wisdom, however, is shown to be true by its results."
(Mathewt 11:16-19)
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it is NOT jesus's birthday ... get over it - you are participating in a gross lie ... Dec 25th is the return of the SUN (god) and how you believe that celebrating it on the wrong day pleases Jesus or God, is beyond my ability to comprehend... especially NOW when he isn't even included in the celebration


if you were king, and the citizens of your nation, decided to celebrate your son's B'day on the wrong date and then X-clude him - how pleased would YOU be when Jesus was forgotten and Santa became the idol that you worshiped

if you really loved Jesus, and had any respect for him or his dad, then you wouldn't participate in this farce
 Quoting: SunnyDaze


When and how do you propose we celebrate the entrance before the exit of the Lord? Perhaps you feel it a non-issue? If you are going to tear down without building up..... what is the point? You only complain without a solution.......what is your solution? No celebration of the Messiah's entrance?

"Now, to what can I compare the people of this day? They are like children sitting in the marketplace. One group shouts to the other, 'We played wedding music for you, but you wouldn't dance! We sang funeral songs, but you wouldn't cry!' When John came, he fasted and drank no wine, and everyone said, 'He has a demon in him!' When the Son of Man came, he ate and drank, and everyone said, 'Look at this man! He is a glutton and wine drinker, a friend of tax collectors and other outcasts!' God's wisdom, however, is shown to be true by its results."
(Mathewt 11:16-19)
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There are biblical feasts to be celebrated no pagan is doing so.
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The Game? did you mean the love & compassion I feel in my heart?

God is that of the universe

Mother is that of the Earth

Me is that, of my Higher Self(my Angel, my guide)

To have the Holy Spirit to awaken one, we can become one with our Higher spirits(Father, Mother< higher self)

Who wouldn't want to be enlightened by ant of those spirits?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


Actually, Jesus was speaking different of His mother. You never knew Him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


OoH Because the bible told you so!

You were born on Mother Earth your organic being is her organic being. God has designed us in his own image, and Mother Earth, conceived us on her planet.

She provides us many things that we take for granted. She gives us shelter, food, medicine plants, shit the list goes on.

The Earth has a Spirit, and Jesus was a great spiritual man, and to think she never existed to him is being delusional, by your own beliefs. We are spiritual beings, and not religious beings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


Again, you have nothing to do with Jesus Christ. But everything with the New-Age-BS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Being waken up by the Holy Spirit, is called New Age, then you sir are living in the old age.

When I went to the churches, to seek help, all they did was laugh, when I needed them the most. They couldn't except the fact a person like me can possibly can be blessed or touched.

You have lots to learn? start by looking in your heart, and not some book. Although the book does have some truth to it, but it also has lies.

There are powers that are keeping the truth from us, to keep us from waking us up. I could name lists of many of them.

The World is the holy ground where evil vs good, where sacrifices are made. The world is not only Holy, but your being is also, where the fight for your energy takes place. God wants you to rise, while evil wants you to fall. That is spirituality.

Yes I love Jesus, and I understand him from a spiritual point of view, and not a religious one.

And no I'm not going to hell, from believing in the goodness of the heart

To love thyself is to love God

To know thyself is to know God

To have faith in thyself is to have faith in God
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Actually, Jesus was speaking different of His mother. You never knew Him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


OoH Because the bible told you so!

You were born on Mother Earth your organic being is her organic being. God has designed us in his own image, and Mother Earth, conceived us on her planet.

She provides us many things that we take for granted. She gives us shelter, food, medicine plants, shit the list goes on.

The Earth has a Spirit, and Jesus was a great spiritual man, and to think she never existed to him is being delusional, by your own beliefs. We are spiritual beings, and not religious beings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


Again, you have nothing to do with Jesus Christ. But everything with the New-Age-BS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Being waken up by the Holy Spirit, is called New Age, then you sir are living in the old age.

When I went to the churches, to seek help, all they did was laugh, when I needed them the most. They couldn't except the fact a person like me can possibly can be blessed or touched.

You have lots to learn? start by looking in your heart, and not some book. Although the book does have some truth to it, but it also has lies.

There are powers that are keeping the truth from us, to keep us from waking us up. I could name lists of many of them.

The World is the holy ground where evil vs good, where sacrifices are made. The world is not only Holy, but your being is also, where the fight for your energy takes place. God wants you to rise, while evil wants you to fall. That is spirituality.

Yes I love Jesus, and I understand him from a spiritual point of view, and not a religious one.

And no I'm not going to hell, from believing in the goodness of the heart

To love thyself is to love God

To know thyself is to know God

To have faith in thyself is to have faith in God
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992



You contradict the Bible BIG time. Sorry, no awakening of you by the Holy Spirit. You lie to yourself, not me.
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it is NOT jesus's birthday ... get over it - you are participating in a gross lie ... Dec 25th is the return of the SUN (god) and how you believe that celebrating it on the wrong day pleases Jesus or God, is beyond my ability to comprehend... especially NOW when he isn't even included in the celebration


if you were king, and the citizens of your nation, decided to celebrate your son's B'day on the wrong date and then X-clude him - how pleased would YOU be when Jesus was forgotten and Santa became the idol that you worshiped

if you really loved Jesus, and had any respect for him or his dad, then you wouldn't participate in this farce
 Quoting: SunnyDaze


When and how do you propose we celebrate the entrance before the exit of the Lord? Perhaps you feel it a non-issue? If you are going to tear down without building up..... what is the point? You only complain without a solution.......what is your solution? No celebration of the Messiah's entrance?

"Now, to what can I compare the people of this day? They are like children sitting in the marketplace. One group shouts to the other, 'We played wedding music for you, but you wouldn't dance! We sang funeral songs, but you wouldn't cry!' When John came, he fasted and drank no wine, and everyone said, 'He has a demon in him!' When the Son of Man came, he ate and drank, and everyone said, 'Look at this man! He is a glutton and wine drinker, a friend of tax collectors and other outcasts!' God's wisdom, however, is shown to be true by its results."
(Mathewt 11:16-19)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30828166


There are biblical feasts to be celebrated no pagan is doing so.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


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Concerning life and death: I embrace both equally!

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