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Can you be fined for withholding your ejaculate from your partner?

 
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12/25/2012 09:11 AM
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Can you be fined for withholding your ejaculate from your partner?
Is it considered a breach of contract to hold her in denial of one's precious bodily fluids?
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LAME
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12/25/2012 09:24 AM
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Re: Can you be fined for withholding your ejaculate from your partner?
Is it considered a breach of contract to hold her in denial of one's precious bodily fluids?
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depends on what contract you entered into
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12/25/2012 09:26 AM
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FFS WTF
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12/25/2012 09:26 AM
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You have no fear if they conceive. What if they do? You do not care. Pour it into them and let fate decide.

-From the Affirmations of L. Ron Hubbard

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12/25/2012 09:34 AM
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Not if you are tantric....

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12/25/2012 09:37 AM
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btw you can only be fined under breach of contract if the contract states there are fines, but the contract has to be continued for the fines to be legal.

if you end the contract no fines are possible.
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Well if Gen. Ripper can, I don't see why you can't either.
"I'm trying to be a good soldier.. but you can't be a good soldier in a rotten war, Sir."
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12/25/2012 10:36 AM
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You have no fear if they conceive. What if they do? You do not care. Pour it into them and let fate decide.

-From the Affirmations of L. Ron Hubbard

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From the good old days before paternity testing and enforced child support.
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12/25/2012 10:44 AM
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Re: Can you be fined for withholding your ejaculate from your partner?
Gen. Ripper can advise you all you need to know about the preservation of your precious bodily fluids.
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12/25/2012 10:51 AM
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Re: Can you be fined for withholding your ejaculate from your partner?
The reason for not HAVING SEX,NOT exchanging fluids is that an alien life form resides in our fluids and uses sex as a means to transfer themselves from one host to another. DO you want them to win? NO! so,we have to refrain from sex or any exchange of fluids,kissing is verboten! I would avoid even casual contact such as handshakes and hugging. they are in your skin cells and body oils as well so those things must be avoided. They created sex drive as a means to compel us to exchange fluids but you can defeat it and reject it. You are not an animal so quit acting as though you are one. Reject all fluids and live the clean life free from the manipulation of these alien vermin..
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12/25/2012 01:32 PM
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Is it considered a breach of contract to hold her in denial of one's precious bodily fluids?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28430266

Very likely this must be answered in the negative as said bodily fluids must be considered the object of a donation rather than of a commercial transaction.
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12/25/2012 01:35 PM
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Re: Can you be fined for withholding your ejaculate from your partner?
pin for sure, why not better than 90% of the threads pinned last few weeks.

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