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Its XMAS Morning and there are no KIDS playing outside!!?!?!?!?!?

 
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Its XMAS Morning and there are no KIDS playing outside!!?!?!?!?!?
Usually they are out with new bikes and toys and playing...

it is so quiet....not one kid outside. the weather is great here in NC.....

not one ankle bracelet playing.....

i guess they are all inside on their machines...
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Re: Its XMAS Morning and there are no KIDS playing outside!!?!?!?!?!?
Usually they are out with new bikes and toys and playing...

it is so quiet....not one kid outside. the weather is great here in NC.....

not one ankle bracelet playing.....

i guess they are all inside on their machines...
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That's because they're INSIDE. Now that I'm an adult, I no longer acknowledge the lie that is Christmess or christinsanity. But I do remember the gifts of hypocrisy that I got when I was a child. I didn't want to play outside, I wanted to stay indoors and enjoy my gift-wrapped memorials of someone else's misfortune. I did go out eventually, a day later, to ride my new Big Wheel--I loved that thing!
rolleyes
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Future government workers ZOMBIES !!!!!
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Re: Its XMAS Morning and there are no KIDS playing outside!!?!?!?!?!?
Usually they are out with new bikes and toys and playing...

it is so quiet....not one kid outside. the weather is great here in NC.....

not one ankle bracelet playing.....

i guess they are all inside on their machines...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30806189


That's because they're INSIDE. Now that I'm an adult, I no longer acknowledge the lie that is Christmess or christinsanity. But I do remember the gifts of hypocrisy that I got when I was a child. I didn't want to play outside, I wanted to stay indoors and enjoy my gift-wrapped memorials of someone else's misfortune. I did go out eventually, a day later, to ride my new Big Wheel--I loved that thing!
rolleyes
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LOL...big wheel's are the shit.
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Re: Its XMAS Morning and there are no KIDS playing outside!!?!?!?!?!?
Also they might get shot...... Going outside there is a lot of fear and danger.
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They are too busy playing their new violent video games. Future killers of Americans.
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Re: Its XMAS Morning and there are no KIDS playing outside!!?!?!?!?!?
I got a Big Wheel for Christmas back in 1977. I worn out the plastic wheel.
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Re: Its XMAS Morning and there are no KIDS playing outside!!?!?!?!?!?
Usually they are out with new bikes and toys and playing...

it is so quiet....not one kid outside. the weather is great here in NC.....

not one ankle bracelet playing.....

i guess they are all inside on their machines...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30806189


That's because they're INSIDE. Now that I'm an adult, I no longer acknowledge the lie that is Christmess or christinsanity. But I do remember the gifts of hypocrisy that I got when I was a child. I didn't want to play outside, I wanted to stay indoors and enjoy my gift-wrapped memorials of someone else's misfortune. I did go out eventually, a day later, to ride my new Big Wheel--I loved that thing!
rolleyes
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LOL...big wheel's are the shit.
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You know it! If they made one big enough for my 30-something rear end, I'd buy it and peddle my a$$ into the sunset!! LMAO!!
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[link to us.battle.net] there out grinding
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They're all too busy updating their social network pages telling their little-existent acquaintances what great fun they're having reading about what other acquaintances are not doing in their virtual worlds and their virtual brains.

And these kids are going to have the world passed onto them and we expect them to look after us in our old age. "Ye' right".

The Mayan ended a couple of days ago, and everyone laughed at those who thought the world was going to end... The fact is it ended, but most people in the virtual world haven't noticed yet.

Happy Christmas... Don't forget there are only 364 shopping days to the next years big event.
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I got a Big Wheel for Christmas back in 1977. I worn out the plastic wheel.
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I'm 43 and have an adult sized big wheel.
Get one folks, be a kid at heart everyday.
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Usually they are out with new bikes and toys and playing...

it is so quiet....not one kid outside. the weather is great here in NC.....

not one ankle bracelet playing.....

i guess they are all inside on their machines...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30806189


That's because they're INSIDE. Now that I'm an adult, I no longer acknowledge the lie that is Christmess or christinsanity. But I do remember the gifts of hypocrisy that I got when I was a child. I didn't want to play outside, I wanted to stay indoors and enjoy my gift-wrapped memorials of someone else's misfortune. I did go out eventually, a day later, to ride my new Big Wheel--I loved that thing!
rolleyes
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LOL...big wheel's are the shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30797866


You know it! If they made one big enough for my 30-something rear end, I'd buy it and peddle my a$$ into the sunset!! LMAO!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10164827


They do.
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I got a Big Wheel for Christmas back in 1977. I worn out the plastic wheel.
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I'm 43 and have an adult sized big wheel.
Get one folks, be a kid at heart everyday.
 Quoting: MultiStrada


WHAT? They have one for us old folks?? You shouldn't have told me that; now I'll have to embarass my 17-year-old because that's exactly what my kid's going to say when they see me on it!

bikebikebikebike
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They're all too busy updating their social network pages telling their little-existent acquaintances what great fun they're having reading about what other acquaintances are not doing in their virtual worlds and their virtual brains.

And these kids are going to have the world passed onto them and we expect them to look after us in our old age. "Ye' right".

The Mayan ended a couple of days ago, and everyone laughed at those who thought the world was going to end... The fact is it ended, but most people in the virtual world haven't noticed yet.

Happy Christmas... Don't forget there are only 364 shopping days to the next years big event.
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Blessed are the children for they will receive the national debt.
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Re: Its XMAS Morning and there are no KIDS playing outside!!?!?!?!?!?
I got a Big Wheel for Christmas back in 1977. I worn out the plastic wheel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14776990


I'm 43 and have an adult sized big wheel.
Get one folks, be a kid at heart everyday.
 Quoting: MultiStrada

i can only imagine the envy my co-workers would feel as i rounded the corner & into the parking lot at work...
my gloved hand grabbing the brake- and power-sliding into my parking spot.
thats whats up bitches.
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Re: Its XMAS Morning and there are no KIDS playing outside!!?!?!?!?!?
They're all too busy updating their social network pages telling their little-existent acquaintances what great fun they're having reading about what other acquaintances are not doing in their virtual worlds and their virtual brains.

And these kids are going to have the world passed onto them and we expect them to look after us in our old age. "Ye' right".

The Mayan ended a couple of days ago, and everyone laughed at those who thought the world was going to end... The fact is it ended, but most people in the virtual world haven't noticed yet.

Happy Christmas... Don't forget there are only 364 shopping days to the next years big event.
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Blessed are the children for they will receive the national debt.
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My mom said she'll be dead soon so its not her problem.

Thanks mom!
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They're all too busy updating their social network pages telling their little-existent acquaintances what great fun they're having reading about what other acquaintances are not doing in their virtual worlds and their virtual brains.

And these kids are going to have the world passed onto them and we expect them to look after us in our old age. "Ye' right".

The Mayan ended a couple of days ago, and everyone laughed at those who thought the world was going to end... The fact is it ended, but most people in the virtual world haven't noticed yet.

Happy Christmas... Don't forget there are only 364 shopping days to the next years big event.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30593768


Unfortunately, you're probably right about that. When I was a child we didn't have the internet, or Ipods and pads, and computers were still too expensive for every household to afford one. IBM was the Apple of the time, and green plastic toy soldiers that came equipped with miniature parachutes, still kept our attention.

My teen actually has a fascination with EVERYTHING from my childhood, even vinyl records and record players, and old manual typewriters that work without electricity. I think mine was born during the wrong generation...

But those were the good ole' days.
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It's foggy but fairly warm here in North Georgia and not a child in sight. They sent pics of their presents out to their friends lol...

Lol in a sad way, that is.
Meet the new boss; same as the old boss.
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Blame it all on Tom Edison and Nikki Tesla. If it weren't for that evil electricity those kids would be outside playing with their sticks and cans.
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Gotta keep em safe and locked up. It's a brave new world.
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Mine got his gifts last night, and yes, they're all digital.

It's the age we live in. No one goes outside and plays anymore, except for a select few.

Then since they're the only ones doing anything, they get to be pro athletes and have kids of the next generation play their video games.
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