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WHAT DID YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS POST HERE

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2012 02:47 PM
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I received two welcome surprise gifts yesterday.

Since they were forecasting an ugly snow storm,
yesterday I went to my PO Box and grocery store
[specifically to get ground beef.]

There was an unexpected check at my PO Box.

At the grocery store they were putting out fresh
premium ground beef [they had just ground in-house
from steaks and roasts] at below half price.



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12/25/2012 02:51 PM
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I received two welcome surprise gifts yesterday.

Since they were forecasting an ugly snow storm,
yesterday I went to my PO Box and grocery store
[specifically to get ground beef.]

There was an unexpected check at my PO Box.

At the grocery store they were putting out fresh
premium ground beef [they had just ground in-house
from steaks and roasts] at below half price.



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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18850150


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I received two welcome surprise gifts yesterday.

Since they were forecasting an ugly snow storm,
yesterday I went to my PO Box and grocery store
[specifically to get ground beef.]

There was an unexpected check at my PO Box.

At the grocery store they were putting out fresh
premium ground beef [they had just ground in-house
from steaks and roasts] at below half price.



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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18850150



i love surprises !hf
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12/25/2012 02:53 PM
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A smile

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12/25/2012 02:55 PM
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It's SNOWING in DALLAS !!



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Ballin on Your Tax Dollars

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12/25/2012 02:57 PM
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Combat knife set and machetes.
Don't blame the puppet in the white house, blame the system he came up in.

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12/25/2012 02:58 PM
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It's SNOWING in DALLAS !!



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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18850150


YEA BUDDY!!
Don't blame the puppet in the white house, blame the system he came up in.

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12/25/2012 03:00 PM
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Van Cleef and Arpel' Perlee ring.
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12/25/2012 03:01 PM
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Nothing. I live in totally suffocating poverty.

Actually wait a second! I DID get something for Christmas! A stupid bitch 17 year old woman driver smashed into my car yesterday and ruined my car. Now I can't get to work anymore. And I have to pay for everything becsuse its all my fault. After checking that nobody was coming after i stopped at a stop sign, she came over the crest of a small blind hill, doing twice the speed limit, and even though i pulled forward only 3 feet and stopped when i saw her coming, apparently 60 feet of wide open road and 150 feet of distance between us, and 8 seconds of time to reacte, wasnt enough time for her to turn her car the minimun 6 inches to avoid not hitting the side of my car and shattering her plastic piece of shit bumper and ruining my wheel alignment.
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Nothing. I live in totally suffocating poverty.

Actually wait a second! I DID get something for Christmas! A stupid bitch 17 year old woman driver smashed into my car yesterday and ruined my car. Now I can't get to work anymore. And I have to pay for everything becsuse its all my fault. After checking that nobody was coming after i stopped at a stop sign, she came over the crest of a small blind hill, doing twice the speed limit, and even though i pulled forward only 3 feet and stopped when i saw her coming, apparently 60 feet of wide open road and 150 feet of distance between us, and 8 seconds of time to reacte, wasnt enough time for her to turn her car the minimun 6 inches to avoid not hitting the side of my car and shattering her plastic piece of shit bumper and ruining my wheel alignment.
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awww sorry to hear that
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Nothing. I live in totally suffocating poverty.

Actually wait a second! I DID get something for Christmas! A stupid bitch 17 year old woman driver smashed into my car yesterday and ruined my car. Now I can't get to work anymore. And I have to pay for everything becsuse its all my fault. After checking that nobody was coming after i stopped at a stop sign, she came over the crest of a small blind hill, doing twice the speed limit, and even though i pulled forward only 3 feet and stopped when i saw her coming, apparently 60 feet of wide open road and 150 feet of distance between us, and 8 seconds of time to reacte, wasnt enough time for her to turn her car the minimun 6 inches to avoid not hitting the side of my car and shattering her plastic piece of shit bumper and ruining my wheel alignment.
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hugs
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12/25/2012 03:06 PM
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I got some BlueMeth

Good stuff!
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12/25/2012 03:15 PM

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Glass Bong.
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12/25/2012 03:20 PM

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Didn't get a fucking thing. But I got my daughter a $100 gift card to Macy's.
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Well, My wife knows we have the doom thing covered. So she went mainstream on me today and found me a new golf driver and slippers.
I feel like a totally complete sheeple today.
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12/25/2012 03:22 PM
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gut ache, bad feelings, minor depression lingering still from last year
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12/25/2012 03:25 PM
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I got a reprieve from gastritis and duodenal ulcer I've been suffering for three weeks. I'll take it! chuckle
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i masterbated! twice!
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12/25/2012 03:26 PM

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cell phone and money : )
*please if you haven't already, accept jesus as your lord and savior. the time is now.
*being awake is awesome
*remember, being awake means nothing if you dont have Christ
leedle leedle,leedle lee.
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12/25/2012 03:31 PM
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I actually thought people were going to list what they really, really got.......here is what I got...but now I think about it, it probably would not be a good idea. Thhis is right up there with announcing on a public forum when you are going to be on vaca.....
damned
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I really did get a coat.
 Quoting: Debauchery


I really did get a sweater. chuckle
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Generac GP 5500w Generator
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I actually thought people were going to list what they really, really got.......here is what I got...but now I think about it, it probably would not be a good idea. Thhis is right up there with announcing on a public forum when you are going to be on vaca.....
damned
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I really did get the gift of death today and nothing else.

Funny how people refuse to believe what they cannot understand.
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??? ... Did someone die today that you didn't like????
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12/25/2012 03:37 PM
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Prepper chit and new hankie pankies!banana2banana2banana2
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12/25/2012 03:41 PM
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Nothing.

I did a few things for other people, but nothing was done for me.

So yea, pretty much like every other day of the year except that A Christmas Story is on for 24hrs. Which makes this day somewhat more bearable than most others.

:(
 Quoting: Coldreboot


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I got a black and red lava lamp. It matches my avatar... and karma. Too bad the bong isn't black and red.

Wool socks.

Candy.

The subway gift card I plan on giving to a bum. Then they can't spend it on crack, just food. Best use for a food gift card.afro
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Say is this my mailman?
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12/25/2012 03:56 PM
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I got a 77 old virgin INSTEAD of 77 young virgins, how could this go so wrong? lol
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12/25/2012 04:05 PM
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Flight simulator experience
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12/25/2012 04:16 PM
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This is my Christmas, so far...

(1) early morning CT scan,
(3) Sodium Chloride IV drip bags (so far)
(2) intravenous Ativan shots
(6) 1.0 miligram Dilaudid shots (every two hours)
(1) Heparin 5000 "lower abdomen belly shot" for anti-clotting
(1) 100 mcg Levothyroxine dose
(10 10 mcg Norvasc dose

and ice chips... Im not allowed to eat anything...

But I'm remaining positive! All will be OK!

Happy Christmas GLP!!!!

OOOOH! I almost forgot, I got a $10 Amazon gift card!!!
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12/25/2012 04:20 PM

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NOTHING , BUT IM HAPPY MY KIDS GOT SOMETHING FOR XMAS :)
 Quoting: ttowngirl


Yes, that's how mothers are. And just remember that some day they will be all grown up and no longer with you so enjoy then while they still are.

Also the day will come when they will be the ones giving gifts to you.

Merry Christmas and Best Wishes for the New Year!
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
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12/25/2012 04:20 PM
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Nothing, Just gave all the grand kids stuff. I will get something 4 myself later.
Bluebird

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12/25/2012 04:24 PM

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Oh, and what I got was a crate of the rare and elusive Honeybell oranges, my fav in the whole world. Clementines are second favorite but didn't get any of those.

I got an Amazon gift card and year's Netflix subscription. And some pocket change.

Also my cat who has been missing for five days mysteriously returned and not nearly as skinny as he should be. I think he has a second home somewhere!
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy

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