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this is the funniest joke in history

 
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The ACTUAL funniest joke in history...


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Well I sure didn't laugh like I planned on doing
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Thanks! For the laugh I needed!
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Sad, you will soon learn the foolishness of your decision in front of an Almighty God that gave you chance after chance.

At that very moment you will remember this thread and even this very post and think, "If only I had listened and wasn't so foolish". I really hope you realize before it is too late.
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Sad, you will soon learn the foolishness of your decision in front of an Almighty God that gave you chance after chance.

At that very moment you will remember this thread and even this very post and think, "If only I had listened and wasn't so foolish". I really hope you realize before it is too late.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25781251


i am not evil. only evil people go to hell. God is supposed to be all forgiving... that is 1 major flaw in Christianity.
..why don't you take a seat over there
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the monty python is a giggle....
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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Now this is funny.

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


Bubba,

Me and Marcel, Virgil, Erra, T-Bone and Jimmy Earl went for
more ammo and a gallon of sweet tea. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this
morning and messed him up bad.

I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from
all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.
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Christians.

OMG they make me laugh so hard, no one can make me laugh more than a christian can. their stupidity is so huge.. they make my IQ drop by 7 times each time i see them post

oh dear christians........ please grow up and grow a brain while you are at it

christians...1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


Wow...go you...yes...

What an attention whore!
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Christians.

OMG they make me laugh so hard, no one can make me laugh more than a christian can. their stupidity is so huge.. they make my IQ drop by 7 times each time i see them post

oh dear christians........ please grow up and grow a brain while you are at it

christians...1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


You were supposed to make me laugh ... But your stupidity is fkn painful. I'd tell you to shoot yourself, but only 'free' people have arms ... Shut up slave
 Quoting: CuJoe 27722600


You made it worthwhile to come into this crap pile of a thread. Bravo
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Christians.

OMG they make me laugh so hard, no one can make me laugh more than a christian can. their stupidity is so huge.. they make my IQ drop by 7 times each time i see them post

oh dear christians........ please grow up and grow a brain while you are at it

christians...1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


Wow...go you...yes...

What an attention whore!
 Quoting: StokesSki


Christians are more attention whores than homosexuals, and that is saying something.
..why don't you take a seat over there
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Christians.

OMG they make me laugh so hard, no one can make me laugh more than a christian can. their stupidity is so huge.. they make my IQ drop by 7 times each time i see them post

oh dear christians........ please grow up and grow a brain while you are at it

christians...1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


Wow...go you...yes...

What an attention whore!
 Quoting: StokesSki


Christians are more attention whores than homosexuals, and that is saying something.
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


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Now this is funny.

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


Bubba,

Me and Marcel, Virgil, Erra, T-Bone and Jimmy Earl went for
more ammo and a gallon of sweet tea. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this
morning and messed him up bad.

I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from
all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter
 Quoting: Alexander


FULL OF EPIC WIN... mahahahah i still laffin my arse off.... i need a beer.....
It's life as we know it, but only just.
My Fukushima Site:
[link to citizenperth.wordpress.com]
sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie

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twitter: @citizenperth
“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
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I wonder how long it will take the OP to figure out that " Godlike Productions " isnt a Christian web site



Epic fail at trolling.
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01/24/2013 12:03 AM
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I fart better jokes than this one.
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I won't laugh at you for I pity you. You don't get out alive, the way you are going.
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Christians.

OMG they make me laugh so hard, no one can make me laugh more than a christian can. their stupidity is so huge.. they make my IQ drop by 7 times each time i see them post

oh dear christians........ please grow up and grow a brain while you are at it

christians...1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


How can your IQ drop below its present level unless you get into negative numbers?
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bump
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I think the question is, why is this pinned?
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Christians.

OMG they make me laugh so hard, no one can make me laugh more than a christian can. their stupidity is so huge.. they make my IQ drop by 7 times each time i see them post

oh dear christians........ please grow up and grow a brain while you are at it

christians...1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


and yet your name is Chris?......really?
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Christians.

OMG they make me laugh so hard, no one can make me laugh more than a christian can. their stupidity is so huge.. they make my IQ drop by 7 times each time i see them post

oh dear christians........ please grow up and grow a brain while you are at it

christians...1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


yes, as 'laughable' as they are... you should realize/understand that they are only fulfilling the needs that their particular higher self needs for that incarnation.

Just because someone doesnt 'know what you know' or 'thinks how you think', does not make them terrible. Sure to us, they are dumb as a bag of dicks but to that particular incarnation that is what is needed and or that is all that can be understood at that time.

look at it as a 'learning experience'. as the incarnational awareness increases , the need for things like, sex, drugs, smoking, religion etc all go down.

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 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


You beat me to it. I was thinking of the same Python skit.
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Bible, number one selling book for the last 500 years.
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Christians.

OMG they make me laugh so hard, no one can make me laugh more than a christian can. their stupidity is so huge.. they make my IQ drop by 7 times each time i see them post

oh dear christians........ please grow up and grow a brain while you are at it

christians...1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


another wanker showin off its abilities to keep austrailians at the bottom of the inteligense ladder,whats a matter no kangaroos to fuck today?s226
 Quoting: KillerKoodaaa


LOL..

((hugs)) Killer Kooda

Wispy

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Are you guys still offering your infants to OBAMA to kill rape and murder @ Bohemian Grove? Lol dip shits do not deserve the truth in the first place ha ha ha
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The funniest joke in history is between your legs.
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No it's actually the saddest joke in history, one that should have never been told. Along with Islam and Judaism.
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I Ain't Got No Quarrel With The Christian ... No Christian Ever Called Me 'Citizen'
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Well, seeing as people are expecting 'something funny' in this thread - am posting a joke I came across earlier:

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when
he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'
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Well, seeing as people are expecting 'something funny' in this thread - am posting a joke I came across earlier:

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when
he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9014106


That's a good one ! Need to translate it to German and make my working colleages ROFL with it.
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I dont get it.................................
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lol,,,this is coming from a guy who has a bear's ass as his profile,,,,

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