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this is the funniest joke in history

 
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You fail as a human being OP.....one star for you.
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maybe, but believing in religion is a way bigger fail
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Yes Op..you're so smart for parroting your globalist atheist mind programming,you learned from the public indoctrination system.There is no God because the fella's in white lab coats and a lot of textbooks told you so.

What a genius..where do you keep all of that brain you have to spare op? :P
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wheres the joke? I got to admit muslims make me laugh more than christians.jihad2
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You fail as a human being OP.....one star for you.
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maybe, but believing in religion is a way bigger fail
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Yes Op..you're so smart for parroting your globalist atheist mind programming,you learned from the public indoctrination system.There is no God because the fella's in white lab coats and a lot of textbooks told you so.

What a genius..where do you keep all of that brain you have to spare op? :P
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Not believing in supernatural beings is actually the natural state of humans when thery are born. Brainwashing is what the church and the government does, fact. Just look at all the shit religions has done to the world.
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You fail as a human being OP.....one star for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30600228


maybe, but believing in religion is a way bigger fail
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


Yes Op..you're so smart for parroting your globalist atheist mind programming,you learned from the public indoctrination system.There is no God because the fella's in white lab coats and a lot of textbooks told you so.

What a genius..where do you keep all of that brain you have to spare op? :P
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32895349


Not believing in supernatural beings is actually the natural state of humans when thery are born. Brainwashing is what the church and the government does, fact. Just look at all the shit religions has done to the world.
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Bullshit..every one is a clean slate when they are born true.Thats because the brain is new and the subconscious has not been conditioned yet.

But to live at all is to be brainwashed and conditioned over time by friends,family,and environmental factors.It will happen one way or another,unless perhaps you're holed up in a cave away from other people your entire life.

You are delusional if you can't see that the atheistic leaning teaching of the public indoctrination system is brainwashing in itself.People are conditioned to think they can't believe anything unless it is 'verified' for them by media,the government,scientists,textbooks etc.

So wrong..atheism is NOT a natural state.When you are born you believe in nothing and have no bias.Your views will gradually form by your own experiences over time.
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Christians.

OMG they make me laugh so hard, no one can make me laugh more than a christian can. their stupidity is so huge.. they make my IQ drop by 7 times each time i see them post

oh dear christians........ please grow up and grow a brain while you are at it

christians...1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


I hear ya bro, but if you're in the west, most of the "Christians" here in the west are not real Orthodox Christians rather they're Westernized Christians who worship Jesus as a God and incorporate not only idolatry by Worshiping Jesus instead of God as commanded by the Bible, they've also created and array of pagan and occult rituals, celebrations like Christmas and Easter, etc. I almost feel sorry for them sometimes because they're condemning themselves along with their children to the hell-fire if they don't change their ways, and repent to God alone. They're good for something and that being what you pointed out, LAUGHING at them.


Real Orthodox Christians ain't that bad, they're very humble, and giving, kind people. They do not worship Jesus as a God because they know like the Muslims know that Jesus was just a prophet of God, not God but Prophet of God. And they most certainly do not incorporate any pagan rituals into their faith as the Westernize "Christians" have and continue to do.

Good rep on the way!

Last Edited by MuslimAmerican on 01/24/2013 03:13 AM
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i was going to say "human kind" and by your post.. looks like i was right. we are a joke. you had nothing better to do than make fun of something you disagree with. we have created the information highway and can share thoughts across the world.. and you chose to make fun of christians.

and im an atheist.
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LOL no the US is the least intelligent country in the world
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Yep, they dont realize they were sold a dream, and now reality is hitting in, they dont like it so much.

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Well, seeing as people are expecting 'something funny' in this thread - am posting a joke I came across earlier:

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when
he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9014106


That's a good one ! Need to translate it to German and make my working colleages ROFL with it.
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Nun, da die Menschen erwarten sind "etwas komisch" in diesem Thread - bin Entsendung einen Witz stieß ich früher:

Fünf Chirurgen aus großen Städten diskutieren, wer macht das Beste
Patienten betriebsbereit.

Der erste Chirurg, aus New York, sagt: "Ich mag den Wirtschaftsprüfern zu sehen
auf meinem OP-Tisch, weil, wenn Sie sie öffnen, alles
Innen ist nummeriert.

Der zweite, aus Chicago, antwortet: 'Ja, aber Sie sollten versuchen
Elektriker! Alles in ihnen ist farbcodiert.

Der dritte Chirurg aus Dallas, sagt: "Nein, ich glaube wirklich, Bibliothekaren
sind die besten, alles in ihnen ist in alphabetischer Reihenfolge. '

Die vierte Chirurg, aus Los Angeles Glockenspiel in: 'Weißt du, Ich mag
Bauarbeiter ... Diese Jungs immer verstehen, wenn Sie
ein paar Teile übrig. "

Aber die fünfte Chirurg aus Washington, DC heruntergefahren sie alle, wenn
bemerkte er: "Du bist alles falsch. Politiker sind am einfachsten zu betriebsbereit.
Es gibt keine Eingeweide, kein Herz, keine Bälle, kein Hirn, kein Rückgrat ..
Plus, sind der Kopf und der Esel austauschbar. "
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Christians.

OMG they make me laugh so hard, no one can make me laugh more than a christian can. their stupidity is so huge.. they make my IQ drop by 7 times each time i see them post

oh dear christians........ please grow up and grow a brain while you are at it

christians...1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


Check it out. Truth is stranger than fiction. vvv

Thread: The bible is FICTION from the beginning to the end (Page 2)
 Quoting: Witness for Him


I find it interesting (OP) that you not only fulfill Bible prophecy, further rendering it true in your posts/attitude, but furthermore that you wont comment or honestly consider all of the points in the link I provided above.

That's of course because there is more evidence FOR the existence of Christ than against, and you don't want to have to confront that reality.
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Well I sure didn't laugh like I planned on doing
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This.
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Christians.

OMG they make me laugh so hard, no one can make me laugh more than a christian can. their stupidity is so huge.. they make my IQ drop by 7 times each time i see them post

oh dear christians........ please grow up and grow a brain while you are at it

christians...1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


I hear ya bro, but if you're in the west, most of the "Christians" here in the west are not real Orthodox Christians rather they're Westernized Christians who worship Jesus as a God and incorporate not only idolatry by Worshiping Jesus instead of God as commanded by the Bible, they've also created and array of pagan and occult rituals, celebrations like Christmas and Easter, etc. I almost feel sorry for them sometimes because they're condemning themselves along with their children to the hell-fire if they don't change their ways, and repent to God alone. They're good for something and that being what you pointed out, LAUGHING at them.


Real Orthodox Christians ain't that bad, they're very humble, and giving, kind people. They do not worship Jesus as a God because they know like the Muslims know that Jesus was just a prophet of God, not God but Prophet of God. And they most certainly do not incorporate any pagan rituals into their faith as the Westernize "Christians" have and continue to do.

Good rep on the way!
 Quoting: MuslimAmerican



No one is joining your crusade.
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Christians.

OMG they make me laugh so hard, no one can make me laugh more than a christian can. their stupidity is so huge.. they make my IQ drop by 7 times each time i see them post

oh dear christians........ please grow up and grow a brain while you are at it

christians...1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


I hear ya bro, but if you're in the west, most of the "Christians" here in the west are not real Orthodox Christians rather they're Westernized Christians who worship Jesus as a God and incorporate not only idolatry by Worshiping Jesus instead of God as commanded by the Bible, they've also created and array of pagan and occult rituals, celebrations like Christmas and Easter, etc. I almost feel sorry for them sometimes because they're condemning themselves along with their children to the hell-fire if they don't change their ways, and repent to God alone. They're good for something and that being what you pointed out, LAUGHING at them.


Real Orthodox Christians ain't that bad, they're very humble, and giving, kind people. They do not worship Jesus as a God because they know like the Muslims know that Jesus was just a prophet of God, not God but Prophet of God. And they most certainly do not incorporate any pagan rituals into their faith as the Westernize "Christians" have and continue to do.

Good rep on the way!
 Quoting: MuslimAmerican


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Last Edited by GLP Moran on 01/24/2013 07:35 AM

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