this is the funniest joke in history

The ACTUAL funniest joke in history...


Thread: The ACTUAL funniest joke in history...

Thanks! For the laugh I needed!

Sad, you will soon learn the foolishness of your decision in front of an Almighty God that gave you chance after chance.

At that very moment you will remember this thread and even this very post and think, "If only I had listened and wasn't so foolish". I really hope you realize before it is too late.

i am not evil. only evil people go to hell. God is supposed to be all forgiving... that is 1 major flaw in Christianity.

the monty python is a giggle....

Now this is funny.

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


Bubba,

Me and Marcel, Virgil, Erra, T-Bone and Jimmy Earl went for
more ammo and a gallon of sweet tea. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this
morning and messed him up bad.

I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from
all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter

Wow...go you...yes...

What an attention whore!

You made it worthwhile to come into this crap pile of a thread. Bravo

Christians are more attention whores than homosexuals, and that is saying something.

FULL OF EPIC WIN... mahahahah i still laffin my arse off.... i need a beer.....

I wonder how long it will take the OP to figure out that " Godlike Productions " isnt a Christian web site



Epic fail at trolling.

I fart better jokes than this one.

I won't laugh at you for I pity you. You don't get out alive, the way you are going.

How can your IQ drop below its present level unless you get into negative numbers?

I think the question is, why is this pinned?

and yet your name is Chris?......really?

yes, as 'laughable' as they are... you should realize/understand that they are only fulfilling the needs that their particular higher self needs for that incarnation.

Just because someone doesnt 'know what you know' or 'thinks how you think', does not make them terrible. Sure to us, they are dumb as a bag of dicks but to that particular incarnation that is what is needed and or that is all that can be understood at that time.

look at it as a 'learning experience'. as the incarnational awareness increases , the need for things like, sex, drugs, smoking, religion etc all go down.

Last Edited by Matrix-V on 01/24/2013 12:54 AM

You beat me to it. I was thinking of the same Python skit.

Bible, number one selling book for the last 500 years.

LOL..

((hugs)) Killer Kooda

Wispy

Are you guys still offering your infants to OBAMA to kill rape and murder @ Bohemian Grove? Lol dip shits do not deserve the truth in the first place ha ha ha

The funniest joke in history is between your legs.

No it's actually the saddest joke in history, one that should have never been told. Along with Islam and Judaism.

I Ain't Got No Quarrel With The Christian ... No Christian Ever Called Me 'Citizen'

Well, seeing as people are expecting 'something funny' in this thread - am posting a joke I came across earlier:

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when
he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'

That's a good one ! Need to translate it to German and make my working colleages ROFL with it.

I dont get it.................................

lol,,,this is coming from a guy who has a bear's ass as his profile,,,,