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AntiGun Folks: Here is a frightening scenario!

 
DarthDickheadus:Ameri​canSith
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AntiGun Folks: Here is a frightening scenario!
It's a crowded theater, the latest bullshit Hollywood tripe draws parents and kids to watch a talking fish tell us why we are evil for eating Tuna.

A sociopath, political and social type unimportant, enters the theater with a fake diaper bag. Inside six homemade pipe bombs packed with ball bearings and a chemical (that I will NOT mention because I don't want to give some fucking half-wit ideas,). Said chemical is easily obtained and burns hotter than a TIG welder.

This nut also has a container of two common household chemicals that produce a lethal gas! This nut lights the bombs and vaporize the fucking cocktail.

The common household agents burn the lungs of dozens, the bombs and shrapnel kill dozens. In a panic, the other theaters close, but the asshole has something else in store.

Just as the theaters clear, said asshole, armed with a simple to build radio controller detonates homemade explosives packed in said nuts truck!

BOOOOM! Fifty more are killed in the parking lot.


Said asshole's house is searched, they own NO GUNS, not even a pellet rifle.


Yes, the Connecticut tragedy is horrible, but banning guns will just make the wackados look elsewhere.

By the way, Once upon a time it was my job to think up these horrific scenarios so our EMS department would know how to respond.

I was not popular because I never kissed ass and told 'em "all we need is more cameras, cops, and gun laws."

What we need is love, friendship, and a since of what it means to be true Americans, part of something bigger than us.

Last Edited by Mad Scientist (aka AmJedi) on 12/25/2012 05:24 PM
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Re: AntiGun Folks: Here is a frightening scenario!
And when I say something bigger than us, not another fucking war. We need to build things, make things, heal and feed the World.
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Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

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Albert Einstein

Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
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(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
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(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
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Good post, OP.
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Re: AntiGun Folks: Here is a frightening scenario!
It's a crowded theater, the latest bullshit Hollywood tripe draws parents and kids to watch a talking fish tell us why we are evil for eating Tuna.

A sociopath, political and social type unimportant, enters the theater with a fake diaper bag. Inside six homemade pipe bombs packed with ball bearings and a chemical (that I will NOT mention because I don't want to give some fucking half-wit ideas,). Said chemical is easily obtained and burns hotter than a TIG welder.

This nut also has a container of two common household chemicals that produce a lethal gas! This nut lights the bombs and vaporize the fucking cocktail.

The common household agents burn the lungs of dozens, the bombs and shrapnel kill dozens. In a panic, the other theaters close, but the asshole has something else in store.

Just as the theaters clear, said asshole, armed with a simple to build radio controller detonates homemade explosives packed in said nuts truck!

BOOOOM! Fifty more are killed in the parking lot.


Said asshole's house is searched, they own NO GUNS, not even a pellet rifle.


Yes, the Connecticut tragedy is horrible, but banning guns will just make the wackados look elsewhere.

By the way, Once upon a time it was my job to think up these horrific scenarios so our EMS department would know how to respond.

I was not popular because I never kissed ass and told 'em "all we need is more cameras, cops, and gun laws."

What we need is love, friendship, and a since of what it means to be true Americans, part of something bigger than us.
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you watch way too much teevee bro.
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