Jesus teaches theft

think this guy was the first socialist lol

The crop belongs to the Father, actually :)

Jesus taught in metaphorical parables

As the legend goes, when Jesus walked into some town one afternoon, he got tired legs. Then he wanted to ride on something so he had his buddies go steal him a horse. Jesus was a thief. He should have been arrested.

Taking stuff out of context.

John 4:27-42 And upon this came his disciples, and marvelled that he talked with the woman: yet no man said, What seekest thou? or, Why talkest thou with her? The woman then left her waterpot, and went her way into the city, and saith to the men, Come, see a man, which told me all things that ever I did: is not this the Christ? Then they went out of the city, and came unto him. In the mean while his disciples prayed him, saying, Master, eat. But he said unto them, I have meat to eat that ye know not of. Therefore said the disciples one to another, Hath any man brought him ought to eat? Jesus saith unto them, My meat is to do the will of him that sent me, and to finish his work. Say not ye, There are yet four months, and then cometh harvest? behold, I say unto you, Lift up your eyes, and look on the fields; for they are white already to harvest. And he that reapeth receiveth wages, and gathereth fruit unto life eternal: that both he that soweth and he that reapeth may rejoice together. And herein is that saying true, One soweth, and another reapeth. I sent you to reap that whereon ye bestowed no labour: other men laboured, and ye are entered into their labours. And many of the Samaritans of that city believed on him for the saying of the woman, which testified, He told me all that ever I did. So when the Samaritans were come unto him, they besought him that he would tarry with them: and he abode there two days. And many more believed because of his own word; And said unto the woman, Now we believe, not because of thy saying: for we have heard him ourselves, and know that this is indeed the Christ, the Saviour of the world.

When He approached Bethphage and Bethany, near the mount that is called Olivet, He sent two of the disciples,saying, “Go into the village ahead of you; there, as you enter, you will find a colt tied on which no one yet has ever sat; untie it and bring it here.31“If anyone asks you, ‘Why are you untying it?’ you shall say, ‘The Lord has need of it.’”So those who were sent went away and found it just as He had told them.As they were untying the colt, its owners said to them, “Why are you untying the colt?”They said, “The Lord has need of it.”They brought it to Jesus, and they threw their coats on the colt and put Jesus on it.As He was going, they were spreading their coats on the road.As soon as He was approaching, near the descent of the Mount of Olives, the whole crowd of the disciples began to praise God joyfully with a loud voice for all the miracles which they had seen,

Luke 19:29-37

Maybe that's why they crucified him, not because of his beliefs?

Yeah, but just try to explain the donkey that Jesus stole. Bet you can't. Jesus stole a donkey...You can't deny it. If you would steal a donkey today, they would lock you up. And Jesus was without sin but he stole a donkey. How did he get away with it? I thought it was a sin to steal. But Jesus had that donkey taken right out of a yard or something. I can't quote the exact verse but I think he had someone take a donkey for him so he didn't have to walk. That is something that you would not do and you are a sinful, stupid person. BUt if you got tired feet, you would just sit on your ass for a while. You would not tell someone to steal a donkey for you. I can't stand people who steal someone's ass. That ass belonged to someone.

ye are entered into their labours

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