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OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?

 
Parabola

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I enjoy the show too.

Favorite episode: Sheldon calculates that he will likely die just before the development of mind uploading/immortality. So he locks himself in his bedroom and maintains contact with the outside world through a robot as to minimize the chance the he will die before being uploaded.

Reminded me of Surrogates, and I enjoyed knowing I wasnt the only one concerned with this. My plan: save 80K so that I can be cryogenically preserved in case I don't make it long enough to be uploaded. banana2
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The show simultaneously sucks chipmunks through tailpipes and is in fact the best comedy on the air right now. The other two biggies, modern family and 2.5 men are so bad and degenerate that I can't stand to have any of that drivel hit my eyeballs even whilst channel flipping to some other destination.

The only reason to watch modern family would be the attractive Latina. That get's old after about 15 seconds. Modern sitcoms are so bad, so programmed by the elite and so degenerate that they should actually be outlawed or used as a tool to demoralize our enemies.

I haven't seen a sitcom worth watching since the days of family ties, and even that could get tedious at times.
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One time the tall guy said that he was going to win the Nobel Prize for mathematics. WELL THAT"S HILARIOUS BECAUSE THERE IS NO NOBEL PRIZE FOR MATHEMATICS!!!!! HOW'S THAT FOR A FUNNY LINE OP!!!?!?!???!??!?!?!?1//1?!?1//
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I haven't watched an episode this season, but I will be downloading them this week...to watch at work....I thought it to be quite funny in the past

-but I loved Joe Dirt and Tommy Boy(even Beverly Hills Ninja) toopeace


Some might question my sense of humor1dunno1dance
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lmao instead of working
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One time the tall guy said that he was going to win the Nobel Prize for mathematics. WELL THAT"S HILARIOUS BECAUSE THERE IS NO NOBEL PRIZE FOR MATHEMATICS!!!!! HOW'S THAT FOR A FUNNY LINE OP!!!?!?!???!??!?!?!?1//1?!?1//
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OH that is so rich with humor! Some words that come to mind...

Brilliant
Laugh Riot

Cant wait to hear how the tall guy delivers the next brilliant line.

Maybe he can discuss how Angry Birds arent actually real birds. HAHAHAHAH!! Its so current and silly tall guy.. Angry Birds dont need that much thought. Tee Hee HEee!!! OH snirt snort
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The show simultaneously sucks chipmunks through tailpipes and is in fact the best comedy on the air right now. The other two biggies, modern family and 2.5 men are so bad and degenerate that I can't stand to have any of that drivel hit my eyeballs even whilst channel flipping to some other destination.

The only reason to watch modern family would be the attractive Latina. That get's old after about 15 seconds. Modern sitcoms are so bad, so programmed by the elite and so degenerate that they should actually be outlawed or used as a tool to demoralize our enemies.

I haven't seen a sitcom worth watching since the days of family ties, and even that could get tedious at times.
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Im tellin ya, its gotta be a conspiracy!

Who watches this pure shit enough to warrant repeat shows and big time sponsorship money???
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Well believe it or not people find it funny and like it. foreigners love the show as well.


and it isn't no freaking conspiracy... everyone likes different stuff, simple as that.

What shows on tv do you find funny OP?
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Have only watched two episodes. Mostly because I don't like comedies.
But this was funny...
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The ratings would suggest otherwise OP.
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The Big Bang Theory....without a laugh track (awkward!!)



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Have only watched two episodes. Mostly because I don't like comedies.
But this was funny...

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Exactly my point of how unfunny this shit is!

Wow, talk alot about numbers to make it sound like some sophisticated platform for a punchline.

Then the big zinger! A reference to Chuck Norris. Boy, Chuck Norris jokes didnt get old about a decade ago and were never really funny in the first place.

Tall guy should have made a reference to Rick Rolling too. That woulda been too much for the crowd though and they probably would have passed away from laughing so hard.
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Some might say it is a "Smart" comedy. Meaning you need to be smart to "Get it".

And if you don't get it, you aren't that smart.

I remember one scene, Sheldon and Leonard are playing a game of chess on one of those 3-D Star-Trek type Chess boards. In it, Leonard hesitates on his move for a while, then finally moves. Sheldon moves quickly, calls "Checkmate". And the joke is then he says "It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels." Then points to the board at different levels.

An instant classic. Watch for yourself.

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In reality, I've gotten a few laughs out of it. Nowhere enough to be considered funny. This coming from someone who is very interested in quantum physics. Sadly there really aren't many things on American television that are funny. I kind of like Portlandia, curb your enthusiasm was good. Not too many good writers left working in television at all.
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The Big Bang Theory....without a laugh track (awkward!!)



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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26945534


Ha, its like "where are the jokes?"

I just see some sophisticated set design and expensive actors acting out some scene with a boring plot.

Without the laugh track, this could easily just be a really boring after school special.
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Some might say it is a "Smart" comedy. Meaning you need to be smart to "Get it".

And if you don't get it, you aren't that smart.

I remember one scene, Sheldon and Leonard are playing a game of chess on one of those 3-D Star-Trek type Chess boards. In it, Leonard hesitates on his move for a while, then finally moves. Sheldon moves quickly, calls "Checkmate". And the joke is then he says "It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels." Then points to the board at different levels.

An instant classic. Watch for yourself.


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They do not say anything smart whatsoever,.

Smart comedy = not funny and trying very hard to sound smart.
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In reality, I've gotten a few laughs out of it. Nowhere enough to be considered funny. This coming from someone who is very interested in quantum physics. Sadly there really aren't many things on American television that are funny. I kind of like Portlandia, curb your enthusiasm was good. Not too many good writers left working in television at all.
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Think about it, after the whole writers guild debacle, we have really seen tv go to shit... What's up with that?
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Have only watched two episodes. Mostly because I don't like comedies.
But this was funny...

 Quoting: Zetetic


Exactly my point of how unfunny this shit is!

Wow, talk alot about numbers to make it sound like some sophisticated platform for a punchline.

Then the big zinger! A reference to Chuck Norris. Boy, Chuck Norris jokes didnt get old about a decade ago and were never really funny in the first place.

Tall guy should have made a reference to Rick Rolling too. That woulda been too much for the crowd though and they probably would have passed away from laughing so hard.
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the big 'zinger' was a reference to boobies...boobies never get old!!! Bazinga!!!!!!!rockon
(well, you know what I mean...)dance
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perhaps not the same without more context, but I'll just leave this here as is.
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double post edit

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more great "comedy"


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OP, it seems like there is more to it then you just disliking it. There is a lot of emotion in your hatred.

I think, "how I met your mother" is terrible, but I would never drone on about how much I think it sucks.

I find big bang funny. I have actually laughed out loud many times watching it.

Sure its cliché.........that's what most comedy is based on.

Its a nerd parody... I remember how popular friends was, but I could never figure out why and still don't.

Best sitcom ever imo..... seinfeld
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Been thinking about it. I agree, that show it terrible.
No matter how many ten dollar words they shove into sheldon's mouth in some century long ramble about nothingness, the show doesn't deliver on a comedy basis. I can't recall a single memorable plot from a single episode, and my fiancee makes me watch this drivel.
The idea of watching roseanne cast members reunite in some awkward one upsmanship, is almost embarrassing. I'm almost certain that every episode revolves around the same plotline of a nerd trying to get with a girl of average intelligence. The hilarity that ensues is not priceless. Haha. There aren't that many alternatives. As I said before, the shows I thought were funny were canceled. I actually don't remember laughing out loud to anything seriously in a whole lot of fucking years.. sad. Perhaps I'm just bored with jokes. Not sure. Big bang theory is a joke unto itself though, for sure.
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more great "comedy"



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OH God dont get me started!

Endless relationship analysis can be so funny for 20 seasons!

But what made me feel really in tune with those guy was that they sorta called a coffee shop there home away from home. What hip 20 something doesn't dream of being a regular at the coffee shop? Cmon guys, we are getting to be young adults in our 20's, we can handle some really string forms of coffee, right?? And we can tell jokes about dating while we drink our adult drinks too! TEee heee, ha ha.
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Been thinking about it. I agree, that show it terrible.
No matter how many ten dollar words they shove into sheldon's mouth in some century long ramble about nothingness, the show doesn't deliver on a comedy basis. I can't recall a single memorable plot from a single episode, and my fiancee makes me watch this drivel.
The idea of watching roseanne cast members reunite in some awkward one upsmanship, is almost embarrassing. I'm almost certain that every episode revolves around the same plotline of a nerd trying to get with a girl of average intelligence. The hilarity that ensues is not priceless. Haha. There aren't that many alternatives. As I said before, the shows I thought were funny were canceled. I actually don't remember laughing out loud to anything seriously in a whole lot of fucking years.. sad. Perhaps I'm just bored with jokes. Not sure. Big bang theory is a joke unto itself though, for sure.
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You sir are refreshing along with MOST other posters here.

Some people just have no clue and want to stake claim to discovering something funny. Well this fuckin gay show aint it!
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OP, it seems like there is more to it then you just disliking it. There is a lot of emotion in your hatred.

I think, "how I met your mother" is terrible, but I would never drone on about how much I think it sucks.

I find big bang funny. I have actually laughed out loud many times watching it.

Sure its cliché.........that's what most comedy is based on.

Its a nerd parody... I remember how popular friends was, but I could never figure out why and still don't.

Best sitcom ever imo..... seinfeld
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26517879


Revenge of the Nerds was a funny nerd parody.

This show is terrible
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I anticipated a thread on here by some religious wacko regarding the big bang theory. It encapsulates everything fundamentalists hate. I was suprised to see real hate for the show coming from a neutral source.....


Pleasantly surprised Haha.
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OK just dug a litle deeper and found some shit out about one of the "brilliant" writers on the show.

He puts little fuckin gay "Vanity Cards" at the end of the credits...

On the vanity card for Chuck Lorre Productions at the end of every episode of Dharma & Greg, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory and Mike & Molly, Lorre includes a message that usually reads like an editorial, essay, or observation on life. A typical card might include a range of topics as diverse as what the Bee Gees never learned, the cancellation of Dharma & Greg, the competence of AOL Time Warner management, and the genesis of Two and a Half Men.

The card is shown for only a few seconds at most, so longer messages cannot be read unless recorded and paused, although Lorre now posts the cards on his website. CBS has censored Lorre's vanity cards on several occasions;[15] Lorre posts both the censored and uncensored versions of the cards.


Oh for the love of God you overpaid not funny hack... you have to spread whatever gay message of the day you feel appropriate to your shitty audience?

Im clenching my fists and gritting my teeth right now... time for me to take a breather...
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Been thinking about it. I agree, that show it terrible.
No matter how many ten dollar words they shove into sheldon's mouth in some century long ramble about nothingness, the show doesn't deliver on a comedy basis. I can't recall a single memorable plot from a single episode, and my fiancee makes me watch this drivel.
The idea of watching roseanne cast members reunite in some awkward one upsmanship, is almost embarrassing. I'm almost certain that every episode revolves around the same plotline of a nerd trying to get with a girl of average intelligence. The hilarity that ensues is not priceless. Haha. There aren't that many alternatives. As I said before, the shows I thought were funny were canceled. I actually don't remember laughing out loud to anything seriously in a whole lot of fucking years.. sad. Perhaps I'm just bored with jokes. Not sure. Big bang theory is a joke unto itself though, for sure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8194820


You sir are refreshing along with MOST other posters here.

Some people just have no clue and want to stake claim to discovering something funny. Well this fuckin gay show aint it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3960495


Well, thank you. Your hate for this show, is more than refreshing.
Reminds me of... Well... Me. ;)
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I haven't watched an episode this season, but I will be downloading them this week...to watch at work....I thought it to be quite funny in the past

-but I loved Joe Dirt and Tommy Boy(even Beverly Hills Ninja) toopeace


Some might question my sense of humor1dunno1dance
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Ahahaha. I miss Chris Farley. I don't know what it is about him but he is damn funny.

Remember the airport scene in Beverly Hills Ninja when he is going through the metal detector? Pre-TSA.
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I anticipated a thread on here by some religious wacko regarding the big bang theory. It encapsulates everything fundamentalists hate. I was suprised to see real hate for the show coming from a neutral source.....


Pleasantly surprised Haha.
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Glad you are pleasntly surprised.

The nun with the eye patch on the religious channel genuinely brings more laughs than anything ever said on Big Bang Teory. I guarantee