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OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?

 
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OK just dug a litle deeper and found some shit out about one of the "brilliant" writers on the show.

He puts little fuckin gay "Vanity Cards" at the end of the credits...

On the vanity card for Chuck Lorre Productions at the end of every episode of Dharma & Greg, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory and Mike & Molly, Lorre includes a message that usually reads like an editorial, essay, or observation on life. A typical card might include a range of topics as diverse as what the Bee Gees never learned, the cancellation of Dharma & Greg, the competence of AOL Time Warner management, and the genesis of Two and a Half Men.

The card is shown for only a few seconds at most, so longer messages cannot be read unless recorded and paused, although Lorre now posts the cards on his website. CBS has censored Lorre's vanity cards on several occasions;[15] Lorre posts both the censored and uncensored versions of the cards.


Oh for the love of God you overpaid not funny hack... you have to spread whatever gay message of the day you feel appropriate to your shitty audience?

Im clenching my fists and gritting my teeth right now... time for me to take a breather...
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Wow. That is some next level Douchebaggery! Holy hell batman...
So, besides using his show to promote his message, he feels it's not enough of 'HIM' so he just has to give you more of 'HIM'. I sincerely do hate 'HIM'. My ulcer is killing me.
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Have only watched two episodes. Mostly because I don't like comedies.
But this was funny...

 Quoting: Zetetic


Exactly my point of how unfunny this shit is!

Wow, talk alot about numbers to make it sound like some sophisticated platform for a punchline.

Then the big zinger! A reference to Chuck Norris. Boy, Chuck Norris jokes didnt get old about a decade ago and were never really funny in the first place.

Tall guy should have made a reference to Rick Rolling too. That woulda been too much for the crowd though and they probably would have passed away from laughing so hard.
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the big 'zinger' was a reference to boobies...boobies never get old!!! Bazinga!!!!!!!rockon
(well, you know what I mean...)dance
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Boobies are entertaining to look at primarily.
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
OK just dug a litle deeper and found some shit out about one of the "brilliant" writers on the show.

He puts little fuckin gay "Vanity Cards" at the end of the credits...

On the vanity card for Chuck Lorre Productions at the end of every episode of Dharma & Greg, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory and Mike & Molly, Lorre includes a message that usually reads like an editorial, essay, or observation on life. A typical card might include a range of topics as diverse as what the Bee Gees never learned, the cancellation of Dharma & Greg, the competence of AOL Time Warner management, and the genesis of Two and a Half Men.

The card is shown for only a few seconds at most, so longer messages cannot be read unless recorded and paused, although Lorre now posts the cards on his website. CBS has censored Lorre's vanity cards on several occasions;[15] Lorre posts both the censored and uncensored versions of the cards.


Oh for the love of God you overpaid not funny hack... you have to spread whatever gay message of the day you feel appropriate to your shitty audience?

Im clenching my fists and gritting my teeth right now... time for me to take a breather...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3960495


Wow. That is some next level Douchebaggery! Holy hell batman...
So, besides using his show to promote his message, he feels it's not enough of 'HIM' so he just has to give you more of 'HIM'. I sincerely do hate 'HIM'. My ulcer is killing me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8194820


Guys who feel the need to do this shit probably call there industry peers all day like "Hey Im funny, right? I say funny things... just remember me OK. Hey can I Rick Roll you?? Hey remember me when you need a writer for the show - Mr Funny guy with the vanity cards."
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Surprised none of you people who like the show pointed out some of my grammatical errors like my use of "there" and "their".

Big funny sheldon would do that. In fact didnt they base season 3 and 4 off this premise?
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12/26/2012 12:11 AM
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
I did the theme song...that's about it, though.


[link to www.youtube.com]

Also, no, it's not funny in the slightest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28604765


OK the song might be fun.

AMAZING how this show stays on the air. Biggest conspiracy to date.

PLEASE, foreigners unfamiliar with US culture - do no think Americans find this show funny at all. Some group with enough money to blow sunshine up their own asses is paying for this show to stay alive.

WHO THE F WOULD LAUGH AT THIS GARBAGE??
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LMAO, that was supposed to be 'I did like the theme song'...

I did not do the theme song.
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12/26/2012 12:11 AM
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Hmmmm ok ya had to come back...because...

OP have you ever heard "Thou who doth protest too much"?

....i am beginning to wonder about you and your intentions....

Are you Chuck Lorre?!

Me has a sneaky feeling...
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12/26/2012 12:14 AM
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Surprised none of you people who like the show pointed out some of my grammatical errors like my use of "there" and "their".

Big funny sheldon would do that. In fact didnt they base season 3 and 4 off this premise?
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If you knew how loud I just laughed right now..

I wish there was a hate board, I hate so much Shit.
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12/26/2012 12:14 AM
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Best Comedy:
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Best Cartoon:
Futurama

Best Drama:
Walking Dead

Best 'Most Fucked in the Head and Give You Nightmares':
American Horror Story: Asylum

Really, FX has the best shows.
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12/26/2012 12:16 AM
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Hmmmm ok ya had to come back...because...

OP have you ever heard "Thou who doth protest too much"?

....i am beginning to wonder about you and your intentions....

Are you Chuck Lorre?!

Me has a sneaky feeling...
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey



No way. Please everybody associated wit this dumb sow just die!!!
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12/26/2012 12:18 AM
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Hmmmm ok ya had to come back...because...

OP have you ever heard "Thou who doth protest too much"?

....i am beginning to wonder about you and your intentions....

Are you Chuck Lorre?!

Me has a sneaky feeling...
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Oh Shit, I forgot we are on a conspiracy board.
Yeah he's probably chuck lore, and I'm chuck Norris.
Your concern for why he doesn't like the show, is more weird than his disliking it. For sure.
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Surprised none of you people who like the show pointed out some of my grammatical errors like my use of "there" and "their".

Big funny sheldon would do that. In fact didnt they base season 3 and 4 off this premise?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3960495


If you knew how loud I just laughed right now..

I wish there was a hate board, I hate so much Shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8194820


Id love that. Fuck this show plus Friends...

oh and who tyhe fuck wants to watch a show about some girl going to work all day?? Betty whatever where she works in some fashion office. Holy fuckin shit why would someone find this show anything but 100% depressing!
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Hmmmm ok ya had to come back...because...

OP have you ever heard "Thou who doth protest too much"?

....i am beginning to wonder about you and your intentions....

Are you Chuck Lorre?!

Me has a sneaky feeling...
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Oh Shit, I forgot we are on a conspiracy board.
Yeah he's probably chuck lore, and I'm chuck Norris.
Your concern for why he doesn't like the show, is more weird than his disliking it. For sure.
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damned
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12/26/2012 12:21 AM

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I concur OP. The show is annoying.

huffy
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Best Comedy:
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Best Cartoon:
Futurama

Best Drama:
Walking Dead

Best 'Most Fucked in the Head and Give You Nightmares':
American Horror Story: Asylum

Really, FX has the best shows.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28604765


Futurama is terrible.

Don't get me started on how bad the new season(s) of always sunny is. The writing on that show got lazy since fatboy got slim again.
And the Tumblr teen girl obsession for Charlie day makes me want to just jump in front of a car.
I'm out for the night, I'll be back tomorrows to debate that Shit with you.
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Hmmmm ok ya had to come back...because...

OP have you ever heard "Thou who doth protest too much"?

....i am beginning to wonder about you and your intentions....

Are you Chuck Lorre?!

Me has a sneaky feeling...
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Oh Shit, I forgot we are on a conspiracy board.
Yeah he's probably chuck lore, and I'm chuck Norris.
Your concern for why he doesn't like the show, is more weird than his disliking it. For sure.
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damned
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


yeah either Chuck, or Charlie Sheenpeace
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Best Comedy:
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Best Cartoon:
Futurama

Best Drama:
Walking Dead

Best 'Most Fucked in the Head and Give You Nightmares':
American Horror Story: Asylum

Really, FX has the best shows.
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Never watched American Horror Story but other than that you NAILED it! They just added It's Always Sunny to Netflix btw folks. 7 seasons.

hf
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Hmmmm ok ya had to come back...because...

OP have you ever heard "Thou who doth protest too much"?

....i am beginning to wonder about you and your intentions....

Are you Chuck Lorre?!

Me has a sneaky feeling...
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Oh Shit, I forgot we are on a conspiracy board.
Yeah he's probably chuck lore, and I'm chuck Norris.
Your concern for why he doesn't like the show, is more weird than his disliking it. For sure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8194820


damned
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


yeah either Chuck, or Charlie Sheenpeace
 Quoting: exiled1


Oh yeh!!! I bet op is charlie sheen!!!!
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Hmmmm ok ya had to come back...because...

OP have you ever heard "Thou who doth protest too much"?

....i am beginning to wonder about you and your intentions....

Are you Chuck Lorre?!

Me has a sneaky feeling...
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Oh Shit, I forgot we are on a conspiracy board.
Yeah he's probably chuck lore, and I'm chuck Norris.
Your concern for why he doesn't like the show, is more weird than his disliking it. For sure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8194820


damned
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


yeah either Chuck, or Charlie Sheenpeace
 Quoting: exiled1


Do you write for the big bang theory? You're just as funny.
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12/26/2012 12:24 AM
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!
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I HATE THAT SHOW!!
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I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!
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I HATE THAT SHOW!!
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Hey! Get your own shows Aussie! Lol!
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Surprised none of you people who like the show pointed out some of my grammatical errors like my use of "there" and "their".

Big funny sheldon would do that. In fact didnt they base season 3 and 4 off this premise?
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lmao your rant about the big bang theory is cracking me up. but I agree with you not funny at all.
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
I used to ride highways till they got all popular.

Okay I'm seriously out.
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Gay show.

The autistic guy is homosexual obviously.

The jew and hindu have gay feelings for each other.

It's rumored that the main nerd character is gay in real life.

That ugly girl has gay feelings for the hot blond.


It's just Two and a Half men attempting to portray geek culture with sex left and right. Stupid show, created by jews and for jews.
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
BBT is the most entertaining show on television right now. Perhaps th OP is upset that there will be no new episodes of 'Jersey Shore' and wants to vent?
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something that is completely foolproof, is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" - Douglas Adams
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
How in the world does a show like Big Bang Theory make it on TV in the first place let alone stick around long enough to air two episodes.

I have NEVER met ANYONE who has even mentioned this show when it comes to entertainment TV talk and I would be absolute stunned to find anyone even cracking a smile at this show.

Are you fuckin kidding me? That one skinny dude has all the lines and not one fuckin sentence is funny?? Who writes this shit and HOW DID THESE WRITERS MAKE IT PAST THEIR HIGH SCHOOL GLEE CLUB??

Please, if you have any evidence of this show being funny, post your stories.

This has GOT to be one of the biggest conspiracies in the world. That is, keeping these dumb shows on TV that no one could possibly find funny to make us all into robotic retards.
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I have two acquaintances (female) who are very shallow southern-california spoiled "princess" types who consider themselves highly intelligent. They like the show. Me, I cannot abide it. Laugh track is unbearable. One-liners are predictable. Ugh.
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Humour is a personal thing, so you don't like it - then don't watch any more episodes!

I happen to think it's a great release and find a lot of humour in it!

But then again - maybe I am just intellectually handicapped or maybe the OP is!
That which is - has already been, And what is to be - has already been. Quote: King Solomon.
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12/26/2012 12:43 AM
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OP, what shows would you suggest instead. Wondering what you find to be good comedy.
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it's just nerd fantasy about having a hot female friend.
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Re: OK lets get real here. Nobody has actually laughed at the Big Bang Theory on TV right?
Have only watched two episodes. Mostly because I don't like comedies.
But this was funny...

 Quoting: Zetetic


Exactly my point of how unfunny this shit is!

Wow, talk alot about numbers to make it sound like some sophisticated platform for a punchline.

Then the big zinger! A reference to Chuck Norris. Boy, Chuck Norris jokes didnt get old about a decade ago and were never really funny in the first place.

Tall guy should have made a reference to Rick Rolling too. That woulda been too much for the crowd though and they probably would have passed away from laughing so hard.
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Knuckle draggers, like yourself, aren't the intended audience. It's more for intelligent, witty people.
I never miss it.

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