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STOP Obesity - Ban Forks, Spoons, and Knives

 
M.E.
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12/25/2012 10:18 PM
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STOP Obesity - Ban Forks, Spoons, and Knives
This epidemic of National obesity has spiraled out of control. There are more cases of obese people dying in their home because they can not leave a chair or a bed. In each of the cases police are finding forks, spoons AND knives on the scene. Sometimes they even find plastic forks, spoons, and knives indicating a pattern.

Now the problem is affecting the children. These kids have access to forks, spoons, and knives from irresponsible parents. There are cases of kids being 200 pounds over weight at ten years old. Some of these children carry SPOONS with the them in their backpacks for puddings and such.

We need to explore changing the laws so only responsible people have access to forks, spoons, and knives. Will you join me?
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12/25/2012 10:43 PM
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Re: STOP Obesity - Ban Forks, Spoons, and Knives
Yes, we should ban plates and cups while we're at it! dont forget those pesky sporks as well
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12/25/2012 10:50 PM
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Re: STOP Obesity - Ban Forks, Spoons, and Knives
This actually has some merit to it. Natural foods don't require a plate or utensils to consume. Whole natural foods grow on trees and have their own casing around them to protect them and keep them fresh. These are nuts and fruits. And if our soil wasn't so depleted we could probably all get by without anything more. But our soil is lacking in minerals so were forced to consume excess and consume animals who eat natural foods like bugs and grass that can provide enough nutrition to us.
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12/25/2012 10:57 PM
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Re: STOP Obesity - Ban Forks, Spoons, and Knives
I have a horrible image in my mind’s eye of huge people gorging themselves at the Golden Corral...and they have NO forks, spoons or knives.

It is not pretty folks. deadhorse
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12/26/2012 02:27 AM
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Re: STOP Obesity - Ban Forks, Spoons, and Knives
Yes, we should ban plates and cups while we're at it! dont forget those pesky sporks as well
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I totally forgot about sporks! They are the semi-automatic rifle of dinnerware.

I am contacting my State representative about this!
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