Pickles.....Group 2B carcinogens.

You have been programmed to eat pickles so you will slowly die of some sort of gastric cancer.

Vinegar in general:
Hemolysis (rupture of red blood cells), kidney failure, and severe internal burns.

Caustic burns of the esophagus, hypokalemia, hyperreninemia, osteoporosis.

Enjoy your freaking pickles cause they are killing you!