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Hagel and Valugua: Most of your civilization will not live to see 2013

 
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Hagel and Valugua: Most of your civilization will not live to see 2013
My Alien Online Contact which have been Sending me Emails since July. Hagel and Valugua are my Alien Online Contacts. They have sent me an Email, They told me that Major Destruction will Start Happening Between Now and December 31. Hagel and Valugua told me it will start with a Major Earthquake on the West Coast of the United States that will Kill At least 20,000,000 Million. Hagel and Valugua told me the next phase will be the destruction of Japan and New Madrid Earthquakes that will kill over a billion people. Hagel and Valugua Told me that The World Governments know about this and are Creating Secret Underground Bunkers to Protect themselves while the Rest of us Die, but they Fail to Realize that they will be Destroyed as well in their Underground Bunkers. Hagel and Valugua Told me that the Safest Place to go is in the High Mountains, The worst that Can happen is that the Mountains could move out of Place. After the Destruction Happens, they will send Large Alien Fleets to Help Humanity and Clean up the Earth. Hagel and Valugua told me is that the Death Toll will be At least 5 Billion. And They told me after this Major Earthquake Happens, There will be the First ExtraTerrestrial Contact! Nibiru and Intense Solar Activity will Cause this Mass Destruction of our Planet. Yep, Get Ready, Head for the Mountains if you Want to Survive.
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Alien Online - You've got mail!
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Most of your civilization will not live to see 2013
didn't they just epicly fail? yeah, pretty sure. They should be hiding in the closet with Harold Camping.
Do You Guys Believe SevenOfNine and Chokotay Hook Up? Where Did That Come From?
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12/26/2012 12:41 AM
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Your contacts have never been right

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Haggle and Vulva are probably wrong.
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Epic fail Malaysian style lolatu
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12/26/2012 01:04 AM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Most of your civilization will not live to see 2013
What a load of rubbish OP.
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Most of your civilization will not live to see 2013
start with a Major Earthquake on the West Coast of the United States that will Kill At least 20,000,000 Million.
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that's more than 150 times of all the people ever lived on earth

scaredscaredscared
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12/26/2012 01:07 AM
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i thought that was Bausch and Lomb
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I have been receiving messages from my alien contacts, Heeb and Jeeb. They have been in contact via SMS. They said my credit card is almost due and to pay on time to avoid a late fee.
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12/26/2012 01:17 AM
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The whole thing reads like a really bad title.
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20 million million you say?


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I thought it was Ben and Jerry not Hagus and Vagina

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12/26/2012 02:10 AM
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And here I thought you were on Holidays and we would get a Holiday on your Holidays. LOL
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who the heck would be underground during an earthquake think they will all die underground
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no
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Your contacts have never been right

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 Quoting: TheTruthWorker


....erm pretty much this.
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I hope after this fail, to never hear from Hagus and Valagua again.
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Most of your civilization will not live to see 2013
My Alien Online Contact which have been Sending me Emails since July. Hagel and Valugua are my Alien Online Contacts. They have sent me an Email, They told me that Major Destruction will Start Happening Between Now and December 31. Hagel and Valugua told me it will start with a Major Earthquake on the West Coast of the United States that will Kill At least 20,000,000 Million. Hagel and Valugua told me the next phase will be the destruction of Japan and New Madrid Earthquakes that will kill over a billion people. Hagel and Valugua Told me that The World Governments know about this and are Creating Secret Underground Bunkers to Protect themselves while the Rest of us Die, but they Fail to Realize that they will be Destroyed as well in their Underground Bunkers. Hagel and Valugua Told me that the Safest Place to go is in the High Mountains, The worst that Can happen is that the Mountains could move out of Place. After the Destruction Happens, they will send Large Alien Fleets to Help Humanity and Clean up the Earth. Hagel and Valugua told me is that the Death Toll will be At least 5 Billion. And They told me after this Major Earthquake Happens, There will be the First ExtraTerrestrial Contact! Nibiru and Intense Solar Activity will Cause this Mass Destruction of our Planet. Yep, Get Ready, Head for the Mountains if you Want to Survive.
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My Alien Online Contact which have been Sending me Emails since July. Hagel and Valugua are my Alien Online Contacts. They have sent me an Email, They told me that Major Destruction will Start Happening Between Now and December 31. Hagel and Valugua told me it will start with a Major Earthquake on the West Coast of the United States that will Kill At least 20,000,000 Million. Hagel and Valugua told me the next phase will be the destruction of Japan and New Madrid Earthquakes that will kill over a billion people. Hagel and Valugua Told me that The World Governments know about this and are Creating Secret Underground Bunkers to Protect themselves while the Rest of us Die, but they Fail to Realize that they will be Destroyed as well in their Underground Bunkers. Hagel and Valugua Told me that the Safest Place to go is in the High Mountains, The worst that Can happen is that the Mountains could move out of Place. After the Destruction Happens, they will send Large Alien Fleets to Help Humanity and Clean up the Earth. Hagel and Valugua told me is that the Death Toll will be At least 5 Billion. And They told me after this Major Earthquake Happens, There will be the First ExtraTerrestrial Contact! Nibiru and Intense Solar Activity will Cause this Mass Destruction of our Planet. Yep, Get Ready, Head for the Mountains if you Want to Survive.

Bagel and Valugia are liers! Stop believing them. They are deceiving you.Do they think we are stupid?
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Most of your civilization will not live to see 2013
start with a Major Earthquake on the West Coast of the United States that will Kill At least 20,000,000 Million.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30006256


that's more than 150 times of all the people ever lived on earth

scaredscaredscared
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14443159


gasp
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Most of your civilization will not live to see 2013
GargleBargle from Garglonia said world would not end till 2016. So you are wrong. And Biff the Unruly who lives on YU55 says not until 2050.

FAIL
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Still here!
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OP, you are an idiot!
"Life is tough, it's tougher if you are stupid." - John Wayne

I can write AND read cursive.
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My Alien Online Contact which has been Sending me e-chocolates since July. Agel Valuga is my Alien Online Contact. He have sent me an Email, He told me that more chocolates will start cooking Between Now and December 31. Angel Valuga told me it will start with a Major Major production on the West Coast of the United States that will serve At least 20,000,000 Million. Angel Valuga told me the next phase will be the production for Japan and New Madrid long line that will serve over a billion people. Angel Valuga Told me that The World Governments know about this and are Creating Secret Underground Warehouses to save chocolates for themselves while the Rest of us awaiting for the chocolates, but they Fail to Realize that they will be not be given as well because of Underground Cartel. Angel Valuga Told me that the fastest Place to go is in the High Mountains, The worst that Can happen is that the Mountains could not occupy much of chocolates. After the production Happens, they will send Large Alien Fleets to eat Humanity and Clean up the Earth with chocolates. Angel Valuga told me is that the chocolates will be At least 5 Billion Tons. And They told me after this Major Major prodcution Happens, There will be the First Fat ExtraTerrestrial eating chocolates! Nibiru and Intense Solar Activity will Cause this Mass Prodcution of chcolates in our Planet. Yep, Get Ready, Head for the Mountains if you Want to get some chocolates.
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Am I alive?
1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.

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01/04/2013 12:28 AM
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Dude, your alien contacts are yanking your chain. If you like your chain yanked keep listening like the other "contacts".

I think you're a tool being used by the aliens. Have fun you dorktard.
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I believe OP!! Wait a minute it is already 2013 and nothing happened. Whoops... never mind.

wtf
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