Hagel and Valugua: Most of your civilization will not live to see 2013

Alien Online - You've got mail!

didn't they just epicly fail? yeah, pretty sure. They should be hiding in the closet with Harold Camping.

Your contacts have never been right

Ever

Haggle and Vulva are probably wrong.

Epic fail Malaysian style

What a load of rubbish OP.

that's more than 150 times of all the people ever lived on earth

i thought that was Bausch and Lomb

I have been receiving messages from my alien contacts, Heeb and Jeeb. They have been in contact via SMS. They said my credit card is almost due and to pay on time to avoid a late fee.

The whole thing reads like a really bad title.

20 million million you say?

I thought it was Ben and Jerry not Hagus and Vagina

And here I thought you were on Holidays and we would get a Holiday on your Holidays. LOL

who the heck would be underground during an earthquake think they will all die underground

no

....erm pretty much this.

I hope after this fail, to never hear from Hagus and Valagua again.

[link to www.youtube.com]

GargleBargle from Garglonia said world would not end till 2016. So you are wrong. And Biff the Unruly who lives on YU55 says not until 2050.

FAIL

Still here!

OP, you are an idiot!

My Alien Online Contact which has been Sending me e-chocolates since July. Agel Valuga is my Alien Online Contact. He have sent me an Email, He told me that more chocolates will start cooking Between Now and December 31. Angel Valuga told me it will start with a Major Major production on the West Coast of the United States that will serve At least 20,000,000 Million. Angel Valuga told me the next phase will be the production for Japan and New Madrid long line that will serve over a billion people. Angel Valuga Told me that The World Governments know about this and are Creating Secret Underground Warehouses to save chocolates for themselves while the Rest of us awaiting for the chocolates, but they Fail to Realize that they will be not be given as well because of Underground Cartel. Angel Valuga Told me that the fastest Place to go is in the High Mountains, The worst that Can happen is that the Mountains could not occupy much of chocolates. After the production Happens, they will send Large Alien Fleets to eat Humanity and Clean up the Earth with chocolates. Angel Valuga told me is that the chocolates will be At least 5 Billion Tons. And They told me after this Major Major prodcution Happens, There will be the First Fat ExtraTerrestrial eating chocolates! Nibiru and Intense Solar Activity will Cause this Mass Prodcution of chcolates in our Planet. Yep, Get Ready, Head for the Mountains if you Want to get some chocolates.

Am I alive?

Dude, your alien contacts are yanking your chain. If you like your chain yanked keep listening like the other "contacts".

I think you're a tool being used by the aliens. Have fun you dorktard.

I believe OP!! Wait a minute it is already 2013 and nothing happened. Whoops... never mind.


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We're still alive you effing moron!

Bain you 2 h377 !

Last Edited by The Wordsmith on 01/04/2013 02:28 AM