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My Mom never listens to me. I was a bit rude to her this Christmas but she deserved it!

 
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My Mom never listens to me. I was a bit rude to her this Christmas but she deserved it!
Man Im so pissed, for 2 freaking Christmas's she bought me a sweater, they look good but the problem is I dont wear MEDIUM! The first time bought it, I was like, the sweater is really good looking but its a bit small on me, she kept telling me how it looks good on me and shit and Im like, look, I dont care how you think it looks on me, if I dont like the way it looks on me that is what counts.

I just told her to get me a size large next time, last year she got me another beautiful sweater. A sweater gone to freaking waste why? BECAUSE OF SIZE MEDIUM! Man I was pissed...

This year, I didnt expect a gift because money is short and just out of the blue she gives me this beautiful green sweater and says Merry Christmas. The first thing I did was look at the size and guess what? MEDIUM! I was freaking pissed, I just told her, yeah it looks good, but Im not going to wear it, its not size large. She said the same bullshit, it looks good on you, trust me. I said, I dont care what you like on me. I care what I like on me and it looks too damn tight. And I just tossed the sweater on the couch and said, dont waste your money buying me clothes because you never get the right size.

I felt a little bad but shit, I DONT WEAR MEDIUM!!!!!!
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Wow !!! If I had problems like that , I would just give up altogether !!!
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12/26/2012 02:36 AM
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First world problems.
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Spoiled little shit.

Harden the fuck up, give it to a charity or something u ungrateful swine
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Good story man......LMAOlolsign
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Re: My Mom never listens to me. I was a bit rude to her this Christmas but she deserved it!
Man Im so pissed, for 2 freaking Christmas's she bought me a sweater, they look good but the problem is I dont wear MEDIUM! The first time bought it, I was like, the sweater is really good looking but its a bit small on me, she kept telling me how it looks good on me and shit and Im like, look, I dont care how you think it looks on me, if I dont like the way it looks on me that is what counts.

I just told her to get me a size large next time, last year she got me another beautiful sweater. A sweater gone to freaking waste why? BECAUSE OF SIZE MEDIUM! Man I was pissed...

This year, I didnt expect a gift because money is short and just out of the blue she gives me this beautiful green sweater and says Merry Christmas. The first thing I did was look at the size and guess what? MEDIUM! I was freaking pissed, I just told her, yeah it looks good, but Im not going to wear it, its not size large. She said the same bullshit, it looks good on you, trust me. I said, I dont care what you like on me. I care what I like on me and it looks too damn tight. And I just tossed the sweater on the couch and said, dont waste your money buying me clothes because you never get the right size.

I felt a little bad but shit, I DONT WEAR MEDIUM!!!!!!
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You must be a 1%er.
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There is this process which one may go through after Christmas called the "exchange". Its traditional.

Take the sweater back. Obtain a larger one in exchange.
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What I'm hearing is...it's not really about the sweater....
there are deeper issues at play here..
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12/26/2012 03:32 AM
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exchange it for a large?
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Your mom likes control.
She wants to make you wear a medium because she "sees you" as a size medium.
She LIKES you in a medium.
Your mom doesn't like to see you in loose clothes, she likes to see your shape.
Your mom is trying to control what you wear to make herself happy.

You are not happy.

I understand.

She should take the sweater back and get you a large. Do it yourself if you can.

Then, thank her & tell her you love her and wear the stupid sweater all winter long.

Mothers are cray cray. You got one. You're stuck.
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A man should have been present to beat you... you deserve it.
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My mother is dead, She didn't give me any gifts this year.
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My mother is dead, She didn't give me any gifts this year.
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Inconsiderate bitch.

Start a thread.
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your mum is hinting you should lose weight.
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Re: My Mom never listens to me. I was a bit rude to her this Christmas but she deserved it!
Man Im so pissed, for 2 freaking Christmas's she bought me a sweater, they look good but the problem is I dont wear MEDIUM! The first time bought it, I was like, the sweater is really good looking but its a bit small on me, she kept telling me how it looks good on me and shit and Im like, look, I dont care how you think it looks on me, if I dont like the way it looks on me that is what counts.

I just told her to get me a size large next time, last year she got me another beautiful sweater. A sweater gone to freaking waste why? BECAUSE OF SIZE MEDIUM! Man I was pissed...

This year, I didnt expect a gift because money is short and just out of the blue she gives me this beautiful green sweater and says Merry Christmas. The first thing I did was look at the size and guess what? MEDIUM! I was freaking pissed, I just told her, yeah it looks good, but Im not going to wear it, its not size large. She said the same bullshit, it looks good on you, trust me. I said, I dont care what you like on me. I care what I like on me and it looks too damn tight. And I just tossed the sweater on the couch and said, dont waste your money buying me clothes because you never get the right size.

I felt a little bad but shit, I DONT WEAR MEDIUM!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30864387


hate to be the one to tell you but you weren't 'a little rude' you were an out and out rude , spoiled , crass , ungratfeul little shit

learn some manners and some graciousness
and stop whinging about your jumper
and count your blessings while you're at it

what amazing , deeply considered and wonderfully wanted gift did you get her btw?
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12/26/2012 05:20 AM
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First world problems.
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So? We are first world humans not untermensch.

OP just take it back to the store and exchange it.
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12/26/2012 05:27 AM
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Re: My Mom never listens to me. I was a bit rude to her this Christmas but she deserved it!
Your mother is manipulating you into wearing what SHE wants you to wear. It's great that you've grown some balls/ovaries now and told her just what she needed to hear. Well done my friend!
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She has a crush on you. You're doomed.
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Spoiled little shit.

Harden the fuck up, give it to a charity or something u ungrateful swine
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Took the words right out of my mouth.
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Good story man......LMAOlolsign
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Indeed.

Tell it again, bro! chuckle
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Re: My Mom never listens to me. I was a bit rude to her this Christmas but she deserved it!
Mothers sometimes have a need to still rule over their children even when the kid is an adult. They don't want to admit that their child might know more then they do.

My mother told me that I was actually a year older than I am and would not listen to facts.

I guess that I don't know my own birthday.
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Re: My Mom never listens to me. I was a bit rude to her this Christmas but she deserved it!
Man Im so pissed, for 2 freaking Christmas's she bought me a sweater, they look good but the problem is I dont wear MEDIUM! The first time bought it, I was like, the sweater is really good looking but its a bit small on me, she kept telling me how it looks good on me and shit and Im like, look, I dont care how you think it looks on me, if I dont like the way it looks on me that is what counts.

I just told her to get me a size large next time, last year she got me another beautiful sweater. A sweater gone to freaking waste why? BECAUSE OF SIZE MEDIUM! Man I was pissed...

This year, I didnt expect a gift because money is short and just out of the blue she gives me this beautiful green sweater and says Merry Christmas. The first thing I did was look at the size and guess what? MEDIUM! I was freaking pissed, I just told her, yeah it looks good, but Im not going to wear it, its not size large. She said the same bullshit, it looks good on you, trust me. I said, I dont care what you like on me. I care what I like on me and it looks too damn tight. And I just tossed the sweater on the couch and said, dont waste your money buying me clothes because you never get the right size.

I felt a little bad but shit, I DONT WEAR MEDIUM!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30864387



You don't need a sweater, you need a psychiatrist.
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12/26/2012 07:19 AM
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Lose weight and then you can wear MEDIUM peace
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There is this process which one may go through after Christmas called the "exchange". Its traditional.

Take the sweater back. Obtain a larger one in exchange.
 Quoting: zenobiaphobia

This.....Not hard to do OP :)
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Don't she have the recite ??? Just change the damn thing
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Do not feel left out OP. Gave my son in law a 100 dollar gift certificate and he didn't even speak to me.
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Re: My Mom never listens to me. I was a bit rude to her this Christmas but she deserved it!
Man Im so pissed, for 2 freaking Christmas's she bought me a sweater, they look good but the problem is I dont wear MEDIUM! The first time bought it, I was like, the sweater is really good looking but its a bit small on me, she kept telling me how it looks good on me and shit and Im like, look, I dont care how you think it looks on me, if I dont like the way it looks on me that is what counts.

I just told her to get me a size large next time, last year she got me another beautiful sweater. A sweater gone to freaking waste why? BECAUSE OF SIZE MEDIUM! Man I was pissed...

This year, I didnt expect a gift because money is short and just out of the blue she gives me this beautiful green sweater and says Merry Christmas. The first thing I did was look at the size and guess what? MEDIUM! I was freaking pissed, I just told her, yeah it looks good, but Im not going to wear it, its not size large. She said the same bullshit, it looks good on you, trust me. I said, I dont care what you like on me. I care what I like on me and it looks too damn tight. And I just tossed the sweater on the couch and said, dont waste your money buying me clothes because you never get the right size.

I felt a little bad but shit, I DONT WEAR MEDIUM!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30864387


hate to be the one to tell you but you weren't 'a little rude' you were an out and out rude , spoiled , crass , ungratfeul little shit

learn some manners and some graciousness
and stop whinging about your jumper
and count your blessings while you're at it

what amazing , deeply considered and wonderfully wanted gift did you get her btw?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30736623


Good answer, if roughly expressed. Which amazing, thoughtful and considerate gift did you give to your mom? Do you even respect or love your mom at all? Or is she just a parental unit -- there to serve your big ego?

Just say "thank you" for the sweater, and try to exchange it for a large --- quietly and with grace and dignity.

Also say "thank you" to God for the fact that you have a mom who is still alive, able to shop for you and who cares for you enough to want you to have a nice sweater that she thinks looks good on you.

I sense that ingratitude and "love of self" will be your undoing in life..and the cause of much of your pain.

Why not decide to be grateful instead?
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12/26/2012 08:28 AM
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Re: My Mom never listens to me. I was a bit rude to her this Christmas but she deserved it!
She's trying to tell you you are a fat piece of shit and that you need to lose a few tons. Take the hint chunky.

And quit being mean to your mom asshole.
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Re: My Mom never listens to me. I was a bit rude to her this Christmas but she deserved it!
What I'm hearing is...it's not really about the sweater....
there are deeper issues at play here..
 Quoting: Butterfly girl


I'm hearing... "Mom doesn't listen to me. She never listens to me. Why doesn't she take what I say seriously?"
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Yup deeper issue here.
Op feels that his mom's needs and wants override the reality of where the op really is. Op is not trying to be a brat. His mother is being selfish and obtuse.
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Re: My Mom never listens to me. I was a bit rude to her this Christmas but she deserved it!
Wow !!! If I had problems like that , I would just give up altogether !!!
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