If there's an apocalyptic zombie invasion, you can be rest assured, we are well prepared | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1203160 12/26/2012 05:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | feels bad when your own government believes in this kinda stuff ,i woulda thought they would have better things too hold meetings about Quoting: nibiflex ![]() They are just preparing for every possible situation. Hell, i'm sure they devoloped an advanced rabies virus in some secret biological lab somewhere. |
| nibiflex (OP) User ID: 30880328 12/26/2012 05:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Last year an official from Bristol city council replied to a question asking what it would do in the event of a zombie rampage with a copy of a 'top secret' internal strategy document setting out its response. Peter Holt, service director of communication and marketing, wrote: 'In response to your request for details of Bristol city council's contingency plans for dealing with zombies, I can now release to you the following strategy document. 'Please note that this document contains various redactions as it has been considered that some information contained therein must be redacted for the purpose of safeguarding national security.' Marked top secret, the document set out four alert states, from ambient zombie level where business would proceed as usual to the highest level - zombie pandemic level - where infection levels would be over 30 per cent. To avoid 'widespread panic' staff would be asked to listen for codewords on radio and television broadcasts to warn them that a zombie attack is under way. Under health and safety the document urged staff to remember the correct zombie-killing procedure: 'Fully disconnect the brain-stem from the body through either blunt force or full head removal.' And they have had training |