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A GLP Wednesday Morning

 
ladyannie2009

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12/26/2012 10:46 AM

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Very colorful. You should write more often. rose
 Quoting: Penultimate


verbatim what I was thinking! ohyeah


+1

thanks for the entertainment, OP, but nothing, NOTHING!, beats waking up to some awesome Roger Whitaker...



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28388164


it is my opinion that ^that^ could be used for cruel (yet effective) psychological torture thumbs lolsign


Kermit Smoking
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith



too friggin cute! cute may I borrow?
"the truth will stand up, when nothing else will"
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12/26/2012 11:23 AM
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U are an amazing writer, and a kewl one at that!

I will never feel the same about my morning. I will always remember yours.:efz::hyd:
HippyAwakened

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12/26/2012 11:30 AM
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Great post! Thanks for the chuckle cool2
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12/26/2012 11:31 AM
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+1

thanks for the entertainment, OP, but nothing, NOTHING!, beats waking up to some awesome Roger Whitaker...



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28388164


it is my opinion that ^that^ could be used for cruel (yet effective) psychological torture thumbs lolsign


 Quoting: ladyannie2009



good observation, LA

"Gliddy glub gloopy..."

if you listen really carefully, and put a little imagination to it, it almost sounds like roger's singing out how glp can sometimes be a little tortuous but just quite can't seem to enunciate -- thanks again to the OP for a laugh this morn… :)
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12/26/2012 11:32 AM
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grouphug

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12/26/2012 11:48 AM
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tissue cheers
Red Harvest

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12/26/2012 11:56 AM

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Safe in the knowledge it takes you 25 seconds to shit.
Three bearded beings, the "Star-gods," each holding a star in his right hand, which is stretched aloft, and with his left towing a small boat containing the "Face of the Disk." ~Book of the Gates.
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12/26/2012 12:01 PM
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Safe in the knowledge it takes you 25 seconds to shit.
 Quoting: Red Harvest


Jealous???
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c saw ur inspiration
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12/26/2012 12:18 PM
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Thanks! I've always loved to write, however I've always been my harshest critic. I woke up this morning rejuvenated, alive, and with a purpose in mind: I have a gift, I need to share it. Even if it's talking about taking a morning glory, it's refreshing to know my words and thoughts can alter someone's day in the positive. I hope everyone that reads this gains some joy, entertainment, or inspiration, because that's what you all provide me day in and day out.
 Quoting: SteveWutabi


you have put into words what many of the people here experience.

thank you.

don't be so hard on yourself, you rob us of some very funny and colorful art....

and in it, you have hidden much insight.

BTW, how do you put on your pants with no hands?

Suspenders?

Or may I gingerly suggest you are a vetran and may have been injured?

You have proposed a riddle, I have proposed an answer.

Cheers!
c saw
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12/26/2012 12:22 PM
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It stems from the conscious self contempt in our self aware co-operation with our own slavery; it is our awareness as we sign our name on the line that is dotted, knowing beforehand that we are indeed fucking ourselves... yet we still sign.

It is the ritual of putting on the suit and tie; and hating what we have become; it is the awareness of our own pussification and submission to things that dont even exist. We submit to money that has only a perceived value, we submit to laws that are in fact fictional representations of political bribery i.e. the will of a few corporations that seek to make our lives lesser; their dominance a purely maladaptive and anti compettitive condition that condemns us to a future of mediocrity and a mundane character. We submit to an elitist captured system that now surreptitiously plots to kill us...

Therefore, by all means, Doom on.
 Quoting: Intergalactic Diplomat


Equally inspiring...

well put!

See OP, you have inspired

let all that will, try to put into words, what the GLP experience is to them...

OP, will you start a thread on this?
c saw
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12/26/2012 12:25 PM
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That was truly one of the best reads I've wasted my time with here on GLP!

Well done sir/madame/it/thing/alien....fellow GLP'er!

coffee4
 Quoting: DeadBeacon


lolatu
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12/26/2012 12:54 PM
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I am a big hairy spider, don't care about your dump or erection, but I agree with you on the weird addiction to GLP and it's strange visiters, likened to Hotel California...
nice writing BTW.bump
ishit2
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12/26/2012 01:23 PM
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a candid writer with a colorfull diazpora of internectine observations ofthe eclectic postings of various personalities some to be cherished and some to be flushed...Washington Poop writer Earl Shitza
SteveWutabi (OP)

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12/26/2012 01:49 PM

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Thanks for the positive comments. You all confirmed my epiphany. Can't wait to show you the fruits of this up owning endeavor!

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PaleIsTheNewTan
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12/26/2012 02:35 PM
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Love this short story. Made my daily GLP stalking hilarious in contrast to game face thread filtering. Write more!
peace
JustJuls

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12/26/2012 03:17 PM

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About made me snort my coffee up my nose.....thanks Op. Keep writing.popcorn
Just being in the moment. :)
MissionInvisible

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12/26/2012 03:26 PM
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"Keep Calm and Doom On"...

I want that on a TShirt! :)
 Quoting: CrimsonBleu


lol me too...along with a few other GLP themed ones...then we can spot each other in a crowd! I've often wondered if I've me other GLPers and we just never knew it :)

Great read as well! We all need to feel the love sometimes!
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet...Celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"

Neil deGrasse Tyson



"We were told that the changes in our world would become the catalyst for ones within us..."
Fractal Time, Gregg Braden
j994k

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12/26/2012 04:37 PM

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I cracked up. Thanks OP.
That is all...
SteveWutabi (OP)

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12/26/2012 05:04 PM

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bump


now that's what I call a "Trump Bump"
Shameless self promote

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A Friend

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12/28/2012 09:57 PM

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She sits upon the shitter,
upon the shitter, she sits.
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12/28/2012 10:01 PM

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bullshit
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. -Albert Camus

My 3 new books with some art and photography being original works, enjoy... [link to www.slideshare.net]

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12/28/2012 10:04 PM
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:Kermit Smoking:
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Lolol^^^
SteveWutabi
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03/13/2013 10:57 AM
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NEW Wednesday Morning Revelations from the OP:
[link to godlikeproductions.com]
SteveWutabi (OP)

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03/13/2013 11:04 AM

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bump


now that's what I call a "Trump Bump"
Shameless self promote
 Quoting: SteveWutabi

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