What's going back to the store?

I spent 200 quid on a store gift card for somebody and when they took it in the store said it wasn't valid. I'll have to try and sort that out.

I just bought everything on the top of my xmas list that I didn't get.

Sexy shoes are coming this way :)
Yes they're pointless, no they won't save me in an apocalypse, but dammit I want them.

yes, that does suck.

A strap-on dioldo and penis extender.

I am going to predict a large assortment of athletic shoes this year....

Check the wholesale sites in a couple months.

My Mother-in-law always gets me stuff from one of them on-line shops, no name, but you know which one that women always buy from.
Every year she gets me crap from there. Every year it doesnt work...Hammock was designed for a 80 lb man, air compressor didnt work, battery charger blew up, patio umbrella folded up when a bird landed on it nearly damaging my motorcycle...The list goes on and on and on...

sounds about right lol