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U.S. Gun Ban Could Make Americans Less Friendly Say Experts U.S. Gun Ban Could Make Americans Less Friendly Say Experts
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BOSTON - USA - Psychologists at the Massachusetts Institute of Brain Theory have released a study that could affect a possible Obama gun ban from ever happening.

"When an American greets you, they're probably packing some heavy weaponry and could blow you away at any moment. Therefore they're content at that very fact and will be happy and smile at you. If you however took away the guns, then there could be a different story. Like, they could be seriously angry, they might be rude because they know they don't have a gun and can't shoot so many holes in you that you'd resemble a piece of frickin' Swiss cheese," psychologist Dr. Derrick Granthalstein, who is head of the project revealed in his latest research.

The study which was compiled over six years and collated data from over 200,000 Americans is the most intensive study on American gun culture yet.

"That's why Americans are so loud and brash when they're on their holidays abroad. They don't have their guns so they panic. They might be in a cafe in Paris and someone accidentally pushes a chair back too far bumping the glass of wine on the table. The American immediately reaches into his pocket for a Smith and Wesson .357 Magnum but instead comes up with a travel brochure of the Left Bank. He is furious, he gets up and starts talking really loudly and shouting. Immediately he has been exposed as an American without a gun and everyone just tuts and they get on with what they were doing," Dr. Granthalstein added.

Sadly, after releasing the new research findings on Thursday, Dr. Granthalstein was shot and killed in a fast food drive-in restaurant because he did not drive through fast enough to get his burger....article at link
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Funny story, you do know it's satire right?
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So there Mr. UK ... how did you own gun ban work out for ya? Now people get knifed left and right on your streets and now they talk of even having to ban butter knives.

LOL

I would much rather walk around in a completely armed society then one where I am disarmed and only those willing to break the law (with intent of robbing me or killing me) will carry firearms... and use them.

Gun bans are not gun eliminators

Gun bans are gun eliminators for law following people and power enhancers for the criminals.

Please keep your awful gun policies on your own shores.

BTW, I will not travel to the UK ever again because of the lawlessness and extremely high incidents of people getting knifed on your streets.
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That dailysquib always has the dumbest satire...it isn't even funny, just uninformed, unintelligent, failing satire based in superficial prejudices and opinions. By the way, I sincerely detest it when Europeans whine that Americans are rude or loud. My goodness - you are living in a veritable caste-system headed by a horrid and decrepit monarchy gobbling up your tax dollars and you are going to relish your stereotypes of others and pride yourselves on being quiet, respectful and polite. For God's sake, grow up!

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