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I've never met a single woman in my entire life

 
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12/26/2012 05:20 PM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
never known a single woman my entire life.

women are never single, so wtf am I expected to do, hit on a taken woman? Compete for her, steal her from another man?
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Yep, thats pretty much it, either from another man, or her father, etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25276568


But that turns women into objects, idiots.

Say that one more time I'm stealing your wife with a shot gun (ill bring an AK incase you have one) and then we're getting married at gun point.

Any questions?

call it love.
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12/26/2012 05:22 PM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
Do you like yourself?

Women don't like guys with no self confidence.
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What if all the guys that those same women like, were just tricking themselves, and thus the women?

Then women are cows.

it literally takes less than 50 years to turn them into entire sex slaves.

how so?

Hno no no n owhat! WHWAT!Q/.1!!!??

yES. WOMAN. The man that goes, "Suck my cock, make me sandwhich", because he's so confident?

Yea, he's not only the least confident person in the universe, he's only acting that way because he's too stupid to tie his own spiritual shoes.

You put any manly man in a situation where a true man is needed and they fuck it up simply put.

Over masculinity is a disease and it is destroying the planet.

No man on Earth makes it out alive, only a few of us.

Literally, yes, read my posts if you wish, I am He who Goes to Know.

Only a few make it out a live, the rest have to return to live a good life where you don't trick people and just live for lust.

Yes.

We know.

There there.

Yes.

We still don't give a fuck.

It doesn't matter if Satan took 1/3.

The rest of the Heavenly Bodies are still looking down on you going, "WTF ARE THEY DOING???"
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12/26/2012 05:25 PM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
It was quite the comedy main conversation at senior prom couple years back

Every single female in senior class was sleeping with someone

There were more girls than guys but quite a few of the guys were virgins
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12/26/2012 05:55 PM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
It was quite the comedy main conversation at senior prom couple years back

Every single female in senior class was sleeping with someone

There were more girls than guys but quite a few of the guys were virgins
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12/26/2012 10:01 PM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
It was quite the comedy main conversation at senior prom couple years back

Every single female in senior class was sleeping with someone

There were more girls than guys but quite a few of the guys were virgins
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Exactly!

Does this not mean anything!

No! There is no magic gene!

The system is just set up to create this!
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12/26/2012 10:01 PM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
Sorry for posting too seriously!

Maybe we should all just give up on finding a MORAL.
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12/26/2012 10:05 PM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
OP=too dumb to breed
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12/26/2012 10:15 PM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
So what are you saying, you only date married ones?
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12/26/2012 10:55 PM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
Are you one of those guys that assumes that any girl who speaks to another man, is married?

I assure you that there are plenty of single women out in this world. (Including me.) Perhaps the problem is that you are looking for single models who have lots of money, and are willing to support you. Those are always taken.
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And have a waiting list.
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12/29/2012 12:04 AM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
you seriously need to work on your social anxiety problem.
Women are for the most part social creatures. we are the ones that create families and keep everyone in touch.
if you don't have social skills, you are doomed.
social skills are more important than looks or money or anything else. they are the basic skills you need to get by in life...with women but also in general society.
confidence plays into having social skills. you don't have to have 100% confidence. but you have to be at ease in your skin. you have to like yourself enough, you make the first move etc.
you can take class to help with the confidence and you can go to therapy for the anxiety. this should be your top priority.
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12/29/2012 12:12 AM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
I'm 26 yrs old and I've never met a Single woman in my entire life.
 Quoting: TheSt0rm 7138989


Maybe you need to stop hanging out with women who are in a relationship?
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12/29/2012 12:51 AM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
It was quite the comedy main conversation at senior prom couple years back

Every single female in senior class was sleeping with someone

There were more girls than guys but quite a few of the guys were virgins
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I don't believe it. The girls who were virgins were not at the prom, maybe, but I don't believe every girl in school was sleeping around. There are always some good girls--they just aren't out there boozing and fornicating. I speak from experience!
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12/29/2012 12:56 AM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
no well I have social problem. always had my whole life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7138989


So stop being social then.

Live your life and forget women.

A woman is only taken until she meets someone better that her current bf/husband.

You give off beta vibes, so women are always "taken".

Either give up and live a good life, or learn how to be more confident.

Its a game, but you are better off not playing.
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12/29/2012 01:22 AM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
OP. What you are looking for is truly rare now a days, but it exists.

The other posters have described the phenomenon with various degrees of contempt (for you and women). Mission accomplished! (if this is a replay of one of the oldest trolls in the world.)

If not, I'll recap:

Very few women are unattached. They dont need to be. As mentioned, they are typically in a relationship as follows.

a) They are promiscuous, and have F---buddies. In the 60's-70's these people were called "lovers". Its casual sex. no real intention of ever forming a long term relationship, and the boundries/games are built right in. In this situation it is unlikely she needs more sex. you might get to run errands for her though.
b) They are in a generally monagamous, but perhaps open relationship. You are supposed to "alpha-up" and steal her away. The key phrase here is "you show me a beautiful woman, and I'll show you a man who is tired of f-cking her" see also MSM soap operas. REality TV. celebrity romance.
c) They are in a co-dependent and/or efficient relationship: kids, property, workplace, school involved. you are not necessarily going to have to "alpha-up" but you would have to work at it to be more convenient.
d) Serial monogamist. These women usually also have a pet. if you stick around, you might be next, but there is nothing you can do to change the timing.
e) mistress/concubine. Some "alpha" has too much "alpha" for his wife/primary girlfriend so he "alphas" a woman on the side. you'll have to really be a super alpha to compete for this one, cause even if you wrestle her from monogamy with sugar-alpha it is damn hard to keep them from reverting to point a)
f) if they are truly not interested in you and they are truly unattached, they will white lie it. But not even entertaining a 1st date or friendship is much rarer than a)-e) regardless of your qualities, or what some alpha stud tries to tell you to .... see b)
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12/29/2012 01:24 AM
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:christmaspresent:

merryxxx
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

dapurps
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12/29/2012 02:06 AM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
Is your name Christian Weston Chandler??
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12/29/2012 02:18 AM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
all the problem i have in my life come from girl ...

if i have a life like your maybe i will be saved from all this shit i have been in the past
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12/29/2012 02:55 AM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
Well, let's see what you've lost...
Your money? No.
Your home? No.
Your right to do what you enjoy? No.
A curfew? No.
Sex? No...it's overrated and NOT worth the turmoil which accompanies it.
Your friends? No.
Your self esteem? No.

I think you're doing just fine :-)
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12/29/2012 03:21 AM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
OP. What you are looking for is truly rare now a days, but it exists.

The other posters have described the phenomenon with various degrees of contempt (for you and women). Mission accomplished! (if this is a replay of one of the oldest trolls in the world.)

If not, I'll recap:

Very few women are unattached. They dont need to be. As mentioned, they are typically in a relationship as follows.

a) They are promiscuous, and have F---buddies. In the 60's-70's these people were called "lovers". Its casual sex. no real intention of ever forming a long term relationship, and the boundries/games are built right in. In this situation it is unlikely she needs more sex. you might get to run errands for her though.
b) They are in a generally monagamous, but perhaps open relationship. You are supposed to "alpha-up" and steal her away. The key phrase here is "you show me a beautiful woman, and I'll show you a man who is tired of f-cking her" see also MSM soap operas. REality TV. celebrity romance.
c) They are in a co-dependent and/or efficient relationship: kids, property, workplace, school involved. you are not necessarily going to have to "alpha-up" but you would have to work at it to be more convenient.
d) Serial monogamist. These women usually also have a pet. if you stick around, you might be next, but there is nothing you can do to change the timing.
e) mistress/concubine. Some "alpha" has too much "alpha" for his wife/primary girlfriend so he "alphas" a woman on the side. you'll have to really be a super alpha to compete for this one, cause even if you wrestle her from monogamy with sugar-alpha it is damn hard to keep them from reverting to point a)
f) if they are truly not interested in you and they are truly unattached, they will white lie it. But not even entertaining a 1st date or friendship is much rarer than a)-e) regardless of your qualities, or what some alpha stud tries to tell you to .... see b)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21961165


spock
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12/29/2012 03:31 AM
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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
you seriously need to work on your social anxiety problem.
Women are for the most part social creatures. we are the ones that create families and keep everyone in touch.
if you don't have social skills, you are doomed.
social skills are more important than looks or money or anything else. they are the basic skills you need to get by in life...with women but also in general society.
confidence plays into having social skills. you don't have to have 100% confidence. but you have to be at ease in your skin. you have to like yourself enough, you make the first move etc.
you can take class to help with the confidence and you can go to therapy for the anxiety. this should be your top priority.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


Lol, class and social confidence to bury your family in a hell of debt nad poison. Yay.
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12/29/2012 03:39 AM

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Re: I've never met a single woman in my entire life
Too true, even when they appear "single" they have some guy somewhere on the hook, extracting attention from him like a mosquito sucking blood just waiting for something better to come along.

gasp
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that was deep bro

she should realize nobody is the biggest.

Last Edited by thedude2888 on 12/29/2012 03:40 AM
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