I love to smoke pot before attending to my responsibilities.

I'm proud of you
Keep up the good work

indeed. the secret is to be high all the time..everyone thinks thats the normal you.

you'll show up sober one day and they'll be like.."man, you ok"

i always say, "i was drinking last night, sorry"

high vibration

I hope that you are not a surgeon...

I hope that you are not a surgeon...

I love blazing in my car blasting music before a football or basketball game, a true performance enchancing substance.

OP is a brain surgeon.

Haha! That is similar to what a friend of mine told me about showing up to your classes stoned. He said that you have to be high all the time because what you learn while high has to be recalled at a later date while you are also high. If you are sober learning you have to be sober when taking the tests. Sounded reasonable to me and now that I have implemented it I find it probably maybe is working. I dunno though I'm usually high.

So far in life, one of my favorite activities is riding dirt bikes.. My other, is getting blazed.. When the two are combined? Im in heaven..

"Dude, how do you ride so fast all stoned?"
"I dunno man.. The bumps just... kinda smooth out!!"
LOL

Ive been called (repeatedly) and functional stoner.. I know SEVERAL people who own very successful businesses who are baked all the fuckin time.. To top it off, the do exceptional work.. Their sober work? not so much.. LMAO

i dunno about all that, i mop floors for a living.
maybe you should quit. be something awesome instead.

what you do for money does not define your level of personal awesomeness

we are Gods

what if you run out of weed? Will your ego allow you to do your responsibilities if you run out? It is a problem with me. I won't get going till i'm high.It amazes me what will, all of the sudden,take second place to weed. An example would be letting a bill slide a month cause you can,not getting as much gas or food,not getting things fixed that is broken. Right now i have a perfectly good running car in the driveway that needs tags, but that would cost 120. bucks. That's a whole two weeks of weed. I can do without the car.

Hmm, I think I sent the wrong message here. I meant I get high before my duties them just sit around and think about what a lazy fuck I am, not able or willing to do anything that requires any kind of effort. Can someone maybe offer me some advice?

Literally focus on one step at a time. Eventually you'll get used to doing shit while blitzed, then you will get good at it and prefer it.

Like anything else.

Brother?

Well I thought you actually took care of your responsibilities after the toke. Maybe you are just lazy?

same! better watch out when i help you at the library, that refer madness might jus make me snap and say hunger games is worth a read ;)

Your a dipshit, you are not a God, you are part of God and God is a part of you..

If you are a God then feed the kids in Africa u sadistic piece of shit.

Enough with your "raise your vibration" bullshit, if your smoking pot then u haven't raised your vibration very much, if u have to artificially change your brain wave states then you are not enlightened, I can tell u that much. Also, habitually smoking marijuana will keep your energies focused in the lower chakras, e.g. It makes you lazy and effects your eating habits.

I used to do this. Then one day about a week after i tried to quit, i was hospitolized for side pain. Thought it was my apendix, turns out I had a serious stress disorder and didnt realize it. The stress manifested as a physical symotom it was so bad. Afterwards i figured out why i liked pot so much, it was self medicating. Although then i couldnt imagine functioning without it, since receivng real help i cant even imagine going back to it. But at the time it was the only thing keeping me functioning. not saying this is your case. but often times when we drink, or smoke, its because we really really need help and have no idea that we do.

do it in steps-then use it as a reward for doing something.
IE;i have to mow the whole yard and then i get my prize for doing it.

I smoke all day at work, nobody notices, they think I just go to the bathroom. I work in an office as and analyst and an account manager, I do my job much better when I am high.

When you take you photo for your drivers license, get high before hand so cops can't use it against you. It worked for me the one time it was relevant, he questioned me and I looked him in the eye and said, this is how I always look, I'm sorry and handed him my license.

you got the wrong shit

Me too.