God Speaks Through Me.

God is currently helping me write a new holy book for a new religion. Anyone who doesn't buy my book, read it, and then convert shall burn in Hell for an eternity. God told me that I must be highly compensated for my hard work so the book shall cost $4999.99. Start saving up now! And no you can't read someone else's copy. Thou shalt own and read your own copy. The book shall be titled The Book Of Moran. Coming to a store near you!