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Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 08:37 PM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
Looking for a work from home on the internet job. no BS. I'd like to earn what I get. I'm highly intelligent and chances are I could fit in somewhere.

Please help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24314629


What do you know?
What region are you in?
Are able to travel?
Are you able to relocate?
Are there any restrictions?
What is a brief work history, skills?
 Quoting: Lab Lover


I can learn anything.
I live in Michigan. Short travel is ok but mostly could not travel far or relocate. A job working from home via the internet would be ideal, and I have done this before, for many years at a large ISP.

I can Systems Administration. Working on webservers, linux or windows IIS. Experience with a large webserver farm, and many years experience fixing things online or over the phone. Good customer service skills.
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There are lots of job friend:
[link to www.indeed.com]

Limiting yourself to only jobs at home eliminates most of those.

Why do you have to work from home? Is this a requirement for some reason?
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 08:45 PM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
I'm too busy working in the salt mine trying to take care of my three kids but I've always wanted to make wood products out of pallets. You can make bird houses, bird feeders, mail boxes, toy boxes, etc, etc and all you need is some simple hand tools to get started.

Get a hammer, crows foot (kinda like a short crowbar for pulling the planks off the stringer), handsaw, some small nails, a little glue and some paint. Go down to your local office supply, grocery, or lumber yard and see if they have any pallets you can haul away. Many stores send them back to their suppliers but if they are busted up too bad they just take them to the dump.

Use your imagination for decorations you can gather and go from there. Throw a picture up on ebay or take a few of your wares to a local farmers market and see what happens?

Might not make you rich but it could put a little money in your pocket and open up other doors.

BTW, congrats for putting out the request. Most people who are willing to work don't want to admit they need help finding it so hopefully you will be an example to them too.
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 08:49 PM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
North Dakota has tons of jobs.

McDonalds is offering a signing bonus.

North Dakota is a boom town.

Go there, get a job.
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I've heard that the cost of living is pretty steep there.....
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12/26/2012 08:56 PM

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OP - Me too! A few weeks ago my husband went off the road, and we still haven't totally fixed the car. I lost my job a couple weeks ago, and while we managed an ok Christmas for our kids, it could have been better.

I WANT to work, very much, but have not had much luck finding another job. Best of luck to you!
"Live each day like it's your last, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching."
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12/26/2012 09:04 PM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
Looking for a work from home on the internet job. no BS. I'd like to earn what I get. I'm highly intelligent and chances are I could fit in somewhere.

Please help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24314629


I actually want to hire a sourcer through GLP to call on construction workers looking for work. I don't care where the fuck you live, all you need is a computer and cell phone.

If you'd like to talk send me a PM.
 Quoting: Dixie Normous


Two GLPers working together ?? No good !!
You guys have a lot to talk and distracted from work: ufo, 2012,etc
IMHO
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 09:14 PM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
Huh? Forget all that. Just collect all the freebies, get drunk and call it a day...
natasha77

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12/26/2012 10:22 PM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
OP - Me too! A few weeks ago my husband went off the road, and we still haven't totally fixed the car. I lost my job a couple weeks ago, and while we managed an ok Christmas for our kids, it could have been better.

I WANT to work, very much, but have not had much luck finding another job. Best of luck to you!
 Quoting: amywood71605


I wish you luck.
There must be something we can find to make money on the Internet.
I have applied many places here in Florida but it's always done through the Internet and nobody ever calls back.

I wish it was like the good old days where you applied in person and I had luck with that because it was personal and the managers liked me.

This really sucks.:-(
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 10:42 PM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
Instead of begging for a job on a conspiracy forum


GO FKING FIND ONE

you lazy turd
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30599193


He is going out and finding one here on the internet. People search for jobs all the time on the internet you moran.

And what is wrong with begging? People do it all the time to get a job. It is called getting an INTERVIEW.
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12/26/2012 10:45 PM
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At age 62 I find myself studying for Comptia's Network+ exam. My background is in IT but I know from experience that they'll ask technical questions during the interview. Where I used to work they gave all potential new hires a 50 question network exam. Much has changed since that exam. Fortunately I look more like late 40's. Plus I can relocate. We'll see what happens......
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12/26/2012 10:59 PM
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I thought when times get tough JOIN THE ARMY play with guns and might get the chance to shoot at people.

The US ARMY is all ways looking.
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12/26/2012 11:00 PM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
You don't need a job, you need a life.

Hiring means paying you free money on a regular basis, best write your begging letter and get what ya can
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12/26/2012 11:01 PM
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Learning to receive is just as important as learning to give.

-peace
MartianPrincess

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12/26/2012 11:01 PM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
I own a small sourcing company for independent contractors seeking to work from home (clerical, admin, IT, errand runners, etc). It's been very hard to find reliable people who won't flake out and most work is part-time and sometimes slow to come. If you're interested in seeing if there are any projects matching your skill set, please contact me privately or through makelittleoneshappy at gmail. The way things are out there, I can't promise anything but that I'll try my best to find you something.

Take care!

Last Edited by MartianPrimate on 12/26/2012 11:02 PM
Occam's Razor, morans!
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12/26/2012 11:01 PM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
Looking for a work from home on the internet job. no BS. I'd like to earn what I get. I'm highly intelligent and chances are I could fit in somewhere.

Please help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24314629


Your not intelligent at all. If you were you would quickly realize that unless you are going to create your own online job nobody is going to hire you or if you are you are going to work for free.

You can google rentacoder.com and see what the going rates are for online jobs. However you have just pitted yourself against import third world programmers, who incidentally make better than a wal-mart worker would make in North America.

If you want to truly achieve success go read the book Think and Grow Rich it is online for free, apply the six steps and follow them every day.
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12/26/2012 11:02 PM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
I thought when times get tough JOIN THE ARMY play with guns and might get the chance to shoot at people.

The US ARMY is all ways looking.
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


^THIS^

military always have jobs and you could even get a life
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 11:11 PM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
Call Boehner. He seems to need a reminder what '10 was about.
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12/26/2012 11:23 PM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
I have a question.

I filled out an application online, I attached my resume with my work experience on it. Do I also have to fill out the little boxes for work experience? Seems redundant and its kind of a pain in the ass.
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12/26/2012 11:24 PM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
I thought when times get tough JOIN THE ARMY play with guns and might get the chance to shoot at people.

The US ARMY is all ways looking.
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


^THIS^

military always have jobs and you could even get a life
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30838865


military is being cut back $600 billion Jan 1st. and I'm sure that is just the first of many cuts. What I would be concerned with is long term health care for those who are seriously injured. I don't think the money will be there....
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All i can offer is to share what i do. i go to thrift shops, buy old, ugly furniture for a couple of bucks, repaint or reupholster it and resell them for $40-50. business is going good. doing it for a month, part time, made hundreds. i go to school and have two small kids, so i dont get as much done to sell as i would like, but everything sells, and people even have started bringing me their furniture for makeovers.
this link prob wont work...
[link to www.dropshots.com]

Last Edited by green_girl on 12/26/2012 11:57 PM
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goldi

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12/26/2012 11:52 PM

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Look for transcription work on the internet. They are plentiful and easy. There is a site I used to go there it was like a transcription only craig's list, but i dont remember the url.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30438341


They all want you to be certified for this work. Doesn't matter how intelligent or how awesome your typing, medical terminology and spelling skills are, without that piece of paper, you're SOL!
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12/26/2012 11:57 PM
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This goes for anyone. While we can't hire you we can provide some benefits for writing and some experience that could get your foot in the door.

[link to theparanoidgamer.com]
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12/27/2012 12:00 AM

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If 5 people had your exact skilz, could you start a business together and what would it take to be the boss?
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12/27/2012 12:03 AM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
North Dakota has tons of jobs.

McDonalds is offering a signing bonus.

North Dakota is a boom town.

Go there, get a job.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30245711
Really?really?

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12/27/2012 12:08 AM

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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
Instead of begging for a job on a conspiracy forum


GO FKING FIND ONE

you lazy turd
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30599193


Give a dude a fucking break dude. You dont know anything about the situation.
Really?really?
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 12:31 AM
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Instead of begging for a job on a conspiracy forum


GO FKING FIND ONE

you lazy turd
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30599193


Give a dude a fucking break dude. You dont know anything about the situation.
 Quoting: Really?really?


exactly... THIS. It is funny that the majority of the USA has developed this aggressive stance towards the unemployed; attaching stereotypical lazy traits to those people. Just goes to show how narrow minded they are.
Really?really?

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Instead of begging for a job on a conspiracy forum


GO FKING FIND ONE

you lazy turd
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30599193


Give a dude a fucking break dude. You dont know anything about the situation.
 Quoting: Really?really?


exactly... THIS. It is funny that the majority of the USA has developed this aggressive stance towards the unemployed; attaching stereotypical lazy traits to those people. Just goes to show how narrow minded they are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20053617

Actually it was a Canadian who posted that, much to my embarrassment. I am lucky to have seasonal work, full time is rough. We have to stick together.
Really?really?
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12/27/2012 02:32 AM
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Re: Rather than receiving Free Money $$, It sure would be nice if someone would HIRE me.
its depressing to send off 200 resumes in a week and get one call for sales job paying $10. i remember just a year ago send off resume to job site get 50 jobs calling me the next day crazy part i see more jobs listed now than ever before. makes me wonder if jobs are trying to keep unemployment high for another reason