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What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?

 
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What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
There’s no rib in a McRib. There are about 70 other ingredients. The greatest amount of them come from ground-up low-value pork trimmings mixed together with salt and water to create “meat logs” that are then carved to size. So in what forest do you find a meat log?

McDonald’s posts a McRib ingredients list on their website, which is appended to this post. But just reading a raw ingredients list is a little obtuse. Far more revelatory is to hear how the McRib masterminder, Roger Mandigo, a professor at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, described the process behind making “restructured meat products” in Food Chains: From Farmyard to Shopping Cart:


McRib ingredients list:

McRib ®†:
McRib Pork Patty, McRib Bun, McRib Sauce, Pickle Slices, Slivered Onions

McRib Pork Patty:
Pork, water, salt, dextrose, preservatives (BHA, propyl gallate, citric acid)

McRib Bun:
Enriched flour (bleached wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), water, yeast, high fructose corn syrup, contains 2% or less of the following: salt, corn meal, wheat gluten, soybean oil, partially hydrogenated soybean and/or cottonseed oils, dextrose, sugar, malted barley flour, cultured wheat flour, calcium sulfate, ammonium sulfate, soy flour, dough conditioners (sodium stearoyl lactylate, datem, ascorbic acid, azodicarbonamide, mono- and diglycerides, ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides, monocalcium phosphate, enzymes, guar gum, calcium peroxide), calcium propionate (preservative), soy lecithin.

McRib Sauce:
Water, high fructose corn syrup, tomato paste, distilled vinegar, molasses, natural smoke flavor (plant source), food starch-modified, salt, sugar, spices, soybean oil, xanthan gum, onion powder, garlic powder, chili pepper, sodium benzoate (preservative), caramel color, beet powder


[link to consumerist.com]
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
It's an abomination.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
wow...i'm surprised anyone even knows...even scientists from the lab that created it.
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This is why I can barely eat McDonald's any more...once a month if that, barring the fact that, if it even relieves my hunger, it only makes me sick at this point.
We were meant to live for so much more, have we lost ourselves?
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
Chaz Bonos woman parts after she discarded them.
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
dribbledribbledribbledribbledribble
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
McRib is people!
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i will now mcpuke
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
Dogshit and wood glue. MMMmmmm!!
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
Chaz Bonos woman parts after she discarded them.
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
I regret eating two mcribs today. This is sick.
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
This proves if you put BBQ or hot sauce on anything people will eat it and say it tastes good.
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
/pink pork slime

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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
Dogshit and wood glue. MMMmmmm!!
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The american public eats this stuff on average 3 times per week
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yuck. I don't even want to think about what goes into them.
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
Dogshit and wood glue. MMMmmmm!!
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The american public eats this stuff on average 3 times per week
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They are what they eat. In some cases it's...dogshit and wood glue.
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
fuuuuuuuuuck, that chaz bono woman parts visual is gonna stay with me til i die...but i have never been able to do any mickey-d's except for their egg mcmuffin n hashbrowns in am, but last couple months i can't even do that. the chemical taste in my mouth from even a bite of even just the hashbrown is so overwhelmingly nauseating...no good at all.
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
McRibs are made from all the children who were on Santa's naughty list. The sauce is actually made from their souls. That's why McRibs come out during Christmas time. Moral of the story: Don't end up on Santa's naughty list.
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
in short, i am most definitely not, lovin' it....
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
Never once tried one...
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
mcgoodness! :P
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
Better be considering what the ingredients of the burger patties are too.
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Re: What's in a Mcrib Sandwich?
You didn't already know it was made of soylent green?
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pink slime
yum yum
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:chaz:
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everything is like this
find a butcher

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