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I Am Probably Smarter Than You

 
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I earned a BA in math when I was 20.
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Yeah but your a lot uglier than me and clearly socially awkward.
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I just made a fleshlight out of duct tape, pencils, an empty toilet paper roll and gummy worms.

Who is the smart one now? groucho
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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I just made a fleshlight out of duct tape, pencils, an empty toilet paper roll and gummy worms.

Who is the smart one now? groucho
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Did you eat the gummy worms after?
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I just made a fleshlight out of duct tape, pencils, an empty toilet paper roll and gummy worms.

Who is the smart one now? groucho
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I thought the fleshlight was an artificial vagina???

Oh nevermind... I get it. chuckle
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Everyone is smarter than someone else. You got a math degree but can you plant corn and make it grow into a sustainable crop? If not than the average farmer is smarter than you.

Having a degree means you know a whole lot about a very narrow field. It doesn't mean you know shit about life.

A piece of paper on the wall doesn't make you a decent person, any more than it makes you an intelligent one.

I would rather have a sidekick or partner with a broad array of knowledge than someone with a degree in a single field.

Intelligence has nothing to do with academia, but with life as we must live it.
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I earned a BA in math when I was 20.
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I may not be smarter than you but I have a strong back. dick
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I just made a fleshlight out of duct tape, pencils, an empty toilet paper roll and gummy worms.

Who is the smart one now? groucho
 Quoting: Debauchery


Did you eat the gummy worms after?
 Quoting: zenobiaphobia


lol

Saving them for tomorrow.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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I just made a fleshlight out of duct tape, pencils, an empty toilet paper roll and gummy worms.

Who is the smart one now? groucho
 Quoting: Debauchery


I thought the fleshlight was an artificial vagina???

Oh nevermind... I get it. chuckle
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


chuckle
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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12/26/2012 11:37 PM
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knowledge != wisdom
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I earned a BA in math when I was 20.
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You probably are. How's being a Virgin working for you..
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I earned a BA in math when I was 20.
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Ok smartie pants, help me work on improving this math solution then.
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12/26/2012 11:49 PM
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Your not and who cares? You don't have wisdom, and don't have life experience. That leaves you like a baby in a carriage. Waiting to be stolen.
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12/27/2012 01:46 PM
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Well, I never meant to imply anything other than what I said.

And for the record, I an not some kid with no life experience. In the ten years since earnjng my degree, I've done everything from playing airman in the Air Force to starting a landscaping company with my buddy.

Like I said in another post: the only reason I started this thread was to see how many insults I could receive.
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I don't have a degree. I should have 3 degrees for all the college I've taken, but I couldn't settle on a subject so I guess I know a little about a lot of things. I'm a Jack (or Jill, in this case) of many trades, master of none. I've known an awful lot of people with high falootin' degrees my brain could run circles around and I've known high school dropouts that knew string theory. I'm not a big believer in a piece of paper from an adult holding pen telling me I can now be recognized as smart. A bunch of absolutely brilliant people in the history of the World never made it through college. Plus, your brain is only as useful as what it knows to anyone, so you might be brilliant in one area but dumb as a box of rocks in others. My hubby is some kind of mechanical genius he can build or figure out anything and do it well and he doesn't have a degree at all and is for the most part self taught, and he SURE doesn't know anything. I try not to judge people by their "smarts". I have found that the smallest child to the teenager who is autistic have something to offer as profound and true. People consider me smart but I don't see it like that; I have to keep learning so that some day I might really have wisdom.
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I earned a BA in math when I was 20.
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You're not that smart.
You can't spell maths properly.
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and your ego is suffering from some malady of superiority based upon some inferiority complex...better get smart enough to fix it, clown.
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I earned a BA in math when I was 20.
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You're not that smart.
You can't spell maths properly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30947969


I am American, not [insert random unimportant country name here].

We call it "math."
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Why do people still mistake knowledge and intelligence(smart). One does NOT get more or less intelligent, you can harvest more knowledge, more culture, but it does NOT make you more intelligent.
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You probably are
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Looks like You is beat, but I think Me has excellent chances.
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So we wont see canada flying in the air to the east ?
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Well, I never meant to imply anything other than what I said.

And for the record, I an not some kid with no life experience. In the ten years since earnjng my degree, I've done everything from playing airman in the Air Force to starting a landscaping company with my buddy.

Like I said in another post: the only reason I started this thread was to see how many insults I could receive.
 Quoting: kamalayka


bsflagI'll bet you can't answer a simple yes or no question without fucking it up.
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I got my degree in physics, and a masters in nuclear physics. We refer to the math majors/people as calculators.

I took so many math courses as an undergrad, that I could have had a math degree as well if I had been able to take one more course and do a capstone. I didn't really see the point and I still dont.
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I earned a BA in math when I was 20.
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I earned a PhD when I was 18.
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good for you.
You going to use it counting change at mccdonalds?

I hear if you would have went for English degree you could aspire to be a spelling nazi.
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Can you prove your intelligence? The standard measure is through an IQ test. Earning your B.A. at age 20 means that you perhaps skipped a grade, and were born between September and December, making you half a year younger than most of your cohort during grade school.

I for, example, was born in September. I graduated college when I was 21. I did not skip a grade.


What is your I.Q.?
Are you a member of Mensa?

Oh, you don't know what Mensa is? Looks like you will have to change the title of your thread!


I will leave you with this question:
Why was Socrates the smartest man in all of Athens?

(hint: it has to do with humility.)
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Can you prove your intelligence? The standard measure is through an IQ test. Earning your B.A. at age 20 means that you perhaps skipped a grade, and were born between September and December, making you half a year younger than most of your cohort during grade school.

I for, example, was born in September. I graduated college when I was 21. I did not skip a grade.


What is your I.Q.?
Are you a member of Mensa?

Oh, you don't know what Mensa is? Looks like you will have to change the title of your thread!


I will leave you with this question:
Why was Socrates the smartest man in all of Athens?

(hint: it has to do with humility.)
 Quoting: The Sonic Dreamer


The reason why I graduated at age 20 was because I dropped out of high school. I took the GED test, went to community college at 16, then transferred to a university at 18 for the second two years of my degree.

And yes, I know what MENSA is. I just have no interest in it.
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Did you forget to answer my question regarding Socrates?

Come on, be honest, if you did not immediately know the answer, admit so. Don't just search online for the answer and post that.
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Well, I never meant to imply anything other than what I said.

And for the record, I an not some kid with no life experience. In the ten years since earnjng my degree, I've done everything from playing airman in the Air Force to starting a landscaping company with my buddy.

Like I said in another post: the only reason I started this thread was to see how many insults I could receive.
 Quoting: kamalayka


well then patience isn't your strongest point,you only waited for 5 replies to tell us that.
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