I Am Probably Smarter Than You

slave. poor you.

What took you so long? Slacker!!

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Don't make me get my roommate on here. He has degrees in Pure Mathmatics, Philosophy and Physics. He's also played a Grand Master to a draw. Right now he's learning German so he can translate Christian Wolff.

(I can't understand a word he says)

OK, so now what are your plans?

Your average cinder block is smarter than I am.

I have a PHD.

:phd:

but i talk to God,he chats an awfull lot.

I started this thread just to see how many insults I could receive.

Sorry.

by the authority vested in me by the Universitatus Committeatum E Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th. D...that's Doctor of Thinkology

now

god,your border than i am

So that's how you had the time to travel back in time eh?

Do you mind if they are in kinda archaic German?

...nah im not bad ?

And oh i was shocked at the s american temperatures in celcius.

And still have like eh 1,5 beer can to drink until new year to get out earlier again if i cant wipe out the i dont give any cent.

I started a thread with the same title a long time ago.

I'll bet I'm smarter than you OP.

Awesome.

How are you using your intelligence to help the world?

Oh, yeah, I dropped out of school at 14 and had a college degree by the time I was 18! Took my GED went to the GED prom and got myself an edunication!

Don't worry OP, nearly everyone I know personally is insecure about their intelligence... Everytime we have a quiz night or read questions from quiz sections in books and magazines I can see everybody getting very anxious.. I have a BA in behavorial studies and can read body language well...

Yeah, that's why you are here. We all know that we are all super intelligent, duh!

Well we are both on this site so you cant be that smart..

Now if you could pull a five of a kind out of your ass them well maybe you are smarter..

Probably . . . but I always win at music trivia parties ;)

_. This is my worship ... Weird.

See can't even spell words......can you find it..

And i like chatting.

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Intelligent people don't need to brag, they are smart and people notice. It is usually the insecure average person that tries to convince others of their intelligence.

At least that's been my experience in life. If I meet an exceptionally intelligent person, I eventually let them know, and usually they just get a twinkle in their eye and smile. It's the dumb-asses thinking they are intelligent that run around bragging about it.

You maybe exceptionally intelligent OP, but starting a thread bragging about it tends to make me doubt it.

yup.

still eat & shit though dont ya'?

and i bet your hands are soft as a baby's ass.
lol

thanks for sharing.

I have a PHD too...








(Pretty Huge Dick)

Yeah but your a lot uglier than me and clearly socially awkward.